dark damsel

@rocketbitch-blog

Oh~ well, hello there, I, of course, am the dazzling and beautiful maiden that goes by the name of Jessie. However, being the strong and fierce woman I am, I do not only sit around being young and beautiful all day! Quite the contrary, I am a strong battler and high-ranking officer of the infamous Team Rocket! Don't be fazed or intimidated by my beauty, grace and impressive statistics, I am, after all as charming and pure as a virginal white lily. In my team currently is a single, cute widdle Woobat, but rest assured I have plenty of fighting fit beasts resting away in the storage system. While my skills are highly regarded all throughout Team Rocket's ranks, I do report to Giovanni, and fight alongside a certain James and talking pussy. (That would be one of the most moronic pokemon Arceus has ever had the displeasure to accidentally sneeze out, Meowth) ...Don't be fooled though, I am leagues ahead of these imbeciles and I lead them with an iron fist. One of these days, I'll be promoted so I can stand alongside adversaries worthy of placing their eyes on my goddessly visage. Until then, I struggle through life, oppressed by those I have to interact with on a daily basis. It's rough being beautiful. Well, it's nice to meet me, isn't it? But really, I must be blasting off! Bye bye now, until we meet again, Toodeloo~

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Firecrotch

Mmm, why don't you come over here and hose down the flames, waterboy~ ♥

underworld-boss started following you

Oh--uh, hi boss! How are you?? You know me, working hard and doing productive stuff for Team Rocket that's productive and scary!!

gotta-ketchumall started following you

This makes me want to throw up.

#gotta-ketchumall

hikaridiamondpearl-blog

You know, since you’ve been gone the flowers have regained their life and the Starly are chirping the most beautiful songs.

It’s like a scene from a Disney movie!

rocketbitch-blog

You know, I can see that! The flowers in Sinnoh are all weeds, and I helped do my part by plucking them wherever I went. Starly are pests too, so without my presence they must have felt free to harass the citizens once again. (I'm like Athena, I'm a goddess, and people fear my feminine strength.)

You know, Sinnoh is an awful place. That's why I left and that's probably why you were born there.

And if by Disney movie you mean antisemitism is on the rise, then I pray for you and your terrible region.

rocketmilf replied to your post: rocketmilf started following you Hm, are you in...

Tch. I’m your Boss’s mother, not to mention Team Rocket’s founder. Somehow, knowing he’s employed disrespectful little brats doesn’t surprise me.

Ooooooh, okay I see! You know, I didn't even think the boos had parents. I always imagined he'd emerged from the sea nestled in a seashell one day.

Did you design the uniforms too? Because they really could use more lace.

rocketmilf started following you

Hm, are you in Team Rocket? I've never heard of you. Are you the cleaning lady at headquarters?

hikaridiamondpearl started following you

How have things been in your petty region since I've left?

I know what you're going to say: "Sinnoh is missing an angel."

And it is.

#hikaridiamondpearl

commanderpluto started following you

You literally look like a potato.

#commanderpluto

Ah. Dr. Zager has mentioned you and your partners to me a few times. I'm Sird, the head researcher. I'm assuming you were on vacation? Would you have time to run a mission with your team?

You know, if you're going to have cornrows you should really go all out. But sure, I'll do your mission thing.

Heya, Jess! Welcome back!

Oh, you're still alive? Pity.

...Oh, whatever. How have you been, cat?

Hello, everyone. I'm sure you missed me while I was gone~

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