Cis But W/Room For Flexibility

He/Him - 19 Bisexual but like, 90% is men and 10% are fictional women out of my league I like taking bout my hyperfixations

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hmmmm….. I wonder what we could possibly strip away or reuse to produce more wealth??? We need some kind of golden solution for this one, ITS SUCH A MYSTERY!!!!!

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*stoically nods*

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A new sprout here... I just finished A Realm Reborn. I get it now.

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part of me thinks they write the dialogue for these last couple quests to make sure players are paying attention

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THEY CALLED ME THE THING THEY SAID THE THING

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And when Y'shtola and Yda cornered Labia sus Juul or whatever her name is... I was gagged. Those 3 fuckass guards robbed us of a 2v1 Dead Fantasy style showdown

and Y'shtola was out for blood...

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and you would've lost Labia... I'm sorry but you're chopped liver compared to THE goat Y'shtola.

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And when Y'shtola and Yda cornered Labia sus Juul or whatever her name is... I was gagged. Those 3 fuckass guards robbed us of a 2v1 Dead Fantasy style showdown

and Y'shtola was out for blood...

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I really, really, Really hope that the ffxiv localization team lives in luxury.

Between whole star trek references with Cid's Enterprise airship, a few others that I may've forgotten about, and this? I love this game....

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So... you mean to tell me the Empire built their own weapon to fight primals. They built their own Mecha Godzilla...

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The grin that rose on my face the MOMENT I started this quest was remarkable

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New Player to FF14

Just finished a specific quest at the Waking Sands... I want every individual in the Garlean Empire to know this: Their days, or rather their Empire's days are numbered

I'm coming for their discount Darth Vader and his order of evil gays.

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New Player to FF14 Just killed Titan. The evil gays are at it again... and they're working with Asscians too... just a bunch of Asc-holes all around

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In my restless dreams... I see that desert... Silent Thanalan

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Being New to Final Fantasy XIV

One thing I’ve noticed as a new player to ff14, is just how much the game DOES NOT care about sticking to any conventional or stereotypical aesthetic or genre of fantasy (which I love). Of course, many FF games do this, but it’s vastly more prevalent in 14. ESPECIALLY when Uldah is your starting locations.

Cause like, Uldah has its whole height-of-the-Roman-Empire but also the crusades inspiration, coliseum city with sellsword mercenaries, political struggles and tropey high-fantasy plot points and stuff.

And then you do the envoy mission where Garlean Empire cutscene happens, and IMMEDIATELY they hit you with-BOOM! Sci-fi tech fantasy ships. BOOM! Magitek mechs and robots. BOOM! Great Value Darth Vader.

And yes I mean this guy.

Because he sounds EXACTLY like a Darth Vader impression or parody voice. The Garleans are NOT beating the Star Wars inspiration allegations. Not that it’s a bad thing! It’s Just really, really funny to me.

Anyways… I’m having fun, and I can’t wait to fight the Garleans they seem really fun.

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OH ITS THEM IVE HEARD ABOUT THEM IM SO EXCITED

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Stormlight fans hear me out…. Make Kaladin a final fantasy Dragoon.

L-Literally I just need Kaladin in Kholin blue Dragoon armor PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IMAGINE HOW COOL ITD LOOK

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I'm playing FF14 for the 1st time

Found this guy... I all I know is that he's important and that he's depressed or smth I don't remember.