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{--indie rocket raccoon rp blog--} written by ADE

[theprincessbard]

Type your name into the new tumblr gif function and post the gif you get.

[rocketbxxm-blog]

mun

muse

[bxrnthecage-archive-blog]

Send me ✏ for a quick little doodle of your character

[ofaccusers-blog]

                     "An experience I would not recommend.“

He was still FURIOUS over his defeat, and he would be lying if he said that he didn’t wish a painful death for all of the Guardians, including Gamora. But someone else was coming, and if he wanted to live to continue his revenge, he would have to do the unthinkable.

                           "Your help. Gamora has told you of her father, I assume.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

     “Help? Like hell!”

     Of course, he and the rest of the Guardians      knew full-well about Gamora’s adoptive father      and the wrath he would no doubt unleash on      the galaxy if they stood by and watched. But      as great as having a powerful ally such as      Ronan would be, things just didn’t add up.

     “Lemme guess: the       enemy of my enemy       is my ally? That the       angle you were       expectin’ to work?”

[krylorian-blog]

      “I manage to find my way around the        galaxy without Quill’s help, you know.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

     “Not like I’m complainin’.”

[krylorian-blog]

      “That it does, Rocket.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

     “So, I’m guessin’       it ain’t Quill that       brought you out       this far, eh?”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters

"I have no words for an honorless thief."

"What's with giving tree here?"

"That's mine!"

"Ain't no one like me 'cept me."

"It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."

"Like I said, she/he's got a rep."

"Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."

"You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."

"I'm with them."

"Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."

"Her/His life is not yours to take."

"Your words mean nothing to me!"

"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"

"What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."

"Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."

"This is one fight you won't win."

"I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."

"You must be joking."

"No, I've really heard they find you attractive."

"You need my what?"

"Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"

"Why is this one here?"

"Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"I told you I have a plan."

"That was a pretty good plan."

"They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"

"Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."

"This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."

"You're an imbecile."

"What is that?"

"That's

"No one's blowing up moons."

"You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."

"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."

"I am not a princess!"

"Your ship is filthy."

"You got issues."

"I can't tell if you're joking or not."

"There are no regulations whatsoever here."

"It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."

"This is not respectable establishment."

"That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"

"It's just a negotiation tactic."

"He is not my father."

"Why would you risk your life for this?"

"I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"The melody is pleasant."

"I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"

"He/She has no respect!"

"You just wanna laugh at me!"

"No one's laughin' at you."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"

"I didn't ask to get made!"

"Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."

"Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."

"See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"You shall send a message for me."

"We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."

"I will no longer be your slave!"

"What the f-?"

"What do you still have it for?!"

"I can't believe you had that in your purse!"

"It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"

"Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."

"I think it's a good balance between both worlds."

"Wait here, I'll be back."

"I hated you least."

"You'll die in seconds!"

"I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."

"Something incredibly heroic."

"They're all idiots!"

"None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"

"All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."

"Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."

"There's only two of us!"

"You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"

"I'm coming for you."

"You dare to oppose me?"

"Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"

"Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"

"You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."

"How about trying to

"This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."

"I have a plan."

"You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."

"I have part of a plan."

"That's a fake laugh."

"Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."

"I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"I will fight beside you."

"Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."

"This is a terrible plan."

"He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."

"I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"For the record, I advised against trusting you."

"They got my dick message!"

"No one talks to my friends like that."

"Finger to the throat means death."

"You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"

"Dance off bro, me and you!"

"I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"

"I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."

"I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."

"What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.

[rocketbxxm-blog]

krylorian replied to your post:✿

“Chances are, Groot will eat it if he sees it, so you may not have to suffer having a flower.” She smiles, though. “I think it looks good.”

     “Nah, he’ll leave it       be. Makes me look       charmin’ though.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

✿

[X]

     “Well, I normally wouldn’t       keep such a thing in my       hair, but comin’ from such       a lovely lady, how could I refuse?“

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

Send me a ✿ and my muse will react to your muse putting a flower in their hair.

[reblogthings]

introduce your muse!

[rocketbxxm-blog]

Name: Subject 89-P13, “Rocket” Age: Mentally about 30 Height: 3′ 0″ Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown/black/white Orientation: Pansexual Species: Raccoon Nationality: Halfworldian Positive Weaknesses: Refuses to let the innocent be hurt because of the actions of the evil. Allergies: none Fears: Scientists, losing Groot, being experimented on again, small spaces, needles, being dehumanized. How sickly they are: His body is very susceptible to electric attacks, and his head isn’t always in the right place. How often do they hurt themselves: Not often, unless by accident. Relationship Status: Single

[drtyrootwrk]

[rocketbxxm-blog]

You said it, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child,

[rageistruth]

“Oh, stop,” the machine groaned, lowering his hand. “I suppose my observation offended you. I forget how sensitive flesh creatures are. You are not human and therefore I find killing you to be unnecessary.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

     “As relieving as that       may be, my dislike       of flesh-covered       creatures still don’t       constitute killin’ em.       Not unless I’m gettin’       paid, of course. The       hell are you?”

[rageistruth]

“Please don’t embarrass yourself,” he said with a groan, opening his fist and aiming his palm at this… creature. “If you really plan on blasting my head off you must not know who I am.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

     Rocket snarled, taking a cautionary step back.

     “Yeah, I don’t know       who you are and I       don’t give a shit.”

[rageistruth]

“Oh for the love of God, it talks.”

[rocketbxxm-blog]

     “You wanna run that by me again?”

      He cocked his gun, pointing it at the other’s head.

[rocketbxxm-blog]

rageistruth started following you

          “The hell do you want?”

     “I’m a busy guy, make it quick.”