butcher knives and kitchen scissors

Indie Proton. Gameverse, a few years post HGSS. pass me the spoon, pass the analytical knife 'cause you're about to get cut up or get cut down

[rocketexecproton]

anistargoddess

Who th' hell're you, Space Case? Or do I want to know.

[radiotowerhijacker]

Burning it would just result in another stack being placed on your desk.

And wasting paper is a foolish thing to do.

[rocketexecproton]

You're evil.

[> Whiiiiiiiine. Later, doodle zubats all over the paperwork.]

[radiotowerhijacker]

It would probably be wise to get to work.

[rocketexecproton]

Who even does that 'hi I'm Archer the first thing I do is paperwork' what circle of hell did you crawl out of.

What if I burn it.

[rocketexecproton]

lyra-strings

NO. Not again. Nope none of this business. Proton gestures sharply, pointing in a direction towards the exit of Goldenrod known mostly as 'not towards me go away leave the city'.

"You. Get outta here."

[rocketexecproton]

\

I hate you.

I hate you and you're horrible.

I hope your broken nose bled over your favourite stainable object.

[rocketexecproton]

I haven't been gone 'cause I was evading work and looking for a real job at bars again I was.

Doing stuff.

And things.

[radiotowerhijacker]

[The assault of his face surely takes Archer back by surprise, but he really should have expected it. Though he didn’t expect it to be as painful as predicted. He brings his hand up to cup his probably broken nose.]

I suppose you’re satisfied with yourself now.

[rocketexecproton]

Proton looks at his bloodied glove, then back at Archer. Glove. Archer. He nods sharply.

"Yeah. Yeah, I think I am."

Punching Archer was very satisfying. Especially after that bastard had ditched. For the second time no less. What a jerk.

[radiotowerhijacker]

Do you rely on my presence that much? Think of it as a nice learning experience.

[rocketexecproton]

No, dumbfuck, I-

[> What does he exactly? Proton is unsure how he's going to turn this in his favour. He ponders for a second and decides the best route of action is punching Archer in his stupid nose as hard as he possibly can. He does so, and it was a great choice.

Another doubtless victory for Proton.]

[radiotowerhijacker]

I’m glad you’re excited to see me.

[rocketexecproton]

I'm glad you're back no wait no that is not what I meant. that is not at all what I meant is why did you leave in the first place you sorry excuse for an executive do you know the shit I had to do there isn't even anyone anymore look what you have done you're horrible and I hate you.

[rocketexecproton]

>comes back on for the first time in ages

>only to threaten murder at archer

[rocketexecproton]

radiotowerhijacker replied to your post:proton

Nice to see you too

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A USELESS ASSHOLE.

[rocketexecproton]

proton

I WILL KILL YOU

I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

AND THEN I’LL KILL YOU AGAIN Y OU SON OF A DICK

[rocketexecproton]

does anyone know of a good RP group?

id like to get proton more active and having repeople im mandated to speak to will help... preferably an open/limited one or closed is okay too i guess

but yeah anyone know of any groups?

[rocketexecproton]

I

Well that's.

Uh.

[rocketexecproton]

Speaking to Giovanni or any of his family is like punching myself repeatedly in the face.

[rocketexecproton]

leaderamongstones said: "Well, sorry, subatomic particle. I would think that you would actually like to see your boss after all of these years, but obviously I’m not wanted. Have fun running Team Rocket by your useless, lazy selves."

I would like to see my boss around, but all I have to do for that is look into the mirror. You're really not wanted, glad you picked that up. In case you haven't noticed, oddly enough, we did just fine without your sorry self the second go-around, and I really don't know why you're so insistent on reappearing.

[rocketexecproton]

also, a munnote: since i only come onto proton every so often, every time i do it seems as if i have quite a number of new followers, and I'm very bad at making starters. that being said, just following me is probably not incentive enough to get me talking to you. if you want a thread with this assfuck over here, feel free to shoot me a message asking for one, in which case i will gladly scribble something out for you. thank u!