rocknlobster

I wanted to sing a song of stars Of light and darkness intertwined Of galaxies inside my head And of the brightness in my mind ocean-obsessed / sci-fi / foodie / tea addict boxes don't work when I keep leaking out the edges

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[buzzfeed]

W H A T

[curlicuecal]

this is fucking with my head so hard

[curlicuecal]

*confused and angry squeaking*

[curlicuecal]

*hissing and backing away from the unknown*

[purified-zone]

Thanks! I hate it!

[wheeloffortune-design]

COME ON

[justanothadeadbloginthevoid]

[bantaro-bird]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[inkyami]

Choose your fighter! (They would both eat you)

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[montereybayaquarium]

🧊🦦Pass the otter pops—it’s World Otter Day!

The last Wednesday of May is a yearly celebration of otters, raising awareness and inspiring people around the world to help protect these irreplaceable aquatic mammals. 

This year we’re showing up to the party with lots of love for our resident southern sea otters and the exceptional team that makes sure our girls are happy, healthy, and ready for their close up! 

Opal, Ivy, Selka, Suri, and Willow are all on exhibit together right now, but that’s not always the case—for a great reason. 💙

All of our non-releasable resident otters sometimes spend time behind the scenes as part of our Sea Otter Program. We aim for our resident otters to also serve as surrogate mothers to orphaned otter pups, raising them with the skills and behaviors they need for a second chance at life in the wild. 🥹

Today, almost 300 rescued southern sea otters of all ages have been released back to their ocean home after being cared for in our Sea Otter Program, helping restore their populations and revive the beautiful coastal habitats they call home. 🦦🌊 There’s wonder in ocean life and caring for it helps us all.

Join the World Otter Day sea-lebration on our live Sea Otter Cam, streaming the lovable antics of these five otter conservation superstars from 7 to 7. ⭐ How are you celebrating otters today?

[kiefferlmeridew]

American Toad

[slunch]

tl;dr: all "algorithmically" pushed stuff on a newsfeed is mostly ads. nothing that's really surprising form this vulture article, but it is dismal and makes me grateful for one website where you only see things from people you follow WITHOUT horrible short-form video content

[bitchking-of-angmar]

The Feed Is Fake

What if every viral song, movie, meme, influencer, and celebrity drama in recent memory was the result of a stealth marketing campaign?

https://web.archive.org/web/20260515113210/https://www.vulture.com/article/social-media-feeds-chaotic-good-projects-clipping.html

Have a paywall free link to the source!

[kiefferlmeridew]

Cedar Waxwing

[femme-foucault]

Gentiles/non-Jews of Tumblr, how well did you do in the quiz on Judaism 101 linked below?

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32 :)

I’m Jewish/show results

Voting ended onMay 20

This is the quiz and I did not come up with it, credit goes to @iswearbyalltheflowers on this post.

Absolutely no judgment, I’m genuinely really curious and I figured more people would answer anonymously here than on the original post.

[ladysisyphus]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

the first week of plein airpril challenge

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

THE BOY AND THE HERON 君たちはどう生きるか (2023) Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[therejectkat]

WE’RE GETTING 4K NEAR DARK NEXT YEAR I’M SO HAPPY 🦇🩸🔥

Severen in 4K? Yeah I need that shit ASAP.

[we-keep-odd-hours]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOL?!?!?!?!? NEW SPECIAL FEATURES??? DID THEY FIND THE 35 MM OF THE FINAL CUT OR DID THEY FIND ADDITIONAL MATERIAL???????

AND A NEW RELEASE OF THE SOUNDTRACK?!?!?!

[gothiccharmschool]

OH MY GOD WHAT?!?!??!

[thememedaddy]

[strahmstitz]

Near Dark (1987) + The Onion headlines

[adwbs]

[rocknlobster]

Source link to the video on insta: https://www.instagram.com/shanedanbyrne/reels/

Shane Daniel Byrne (@shanedanbyrne) • Instagram photos and videos

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[attackfish]

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

[koshercosplay]

[raisinchallah]

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

[earhartsease]

why is it that on this night we lean? the gravity generator is on the fritz again

[montereybayaquarium]

What do you get when you mix schooling fish and metal music? 🐟🤘

Pure coordinated chaos. Thousands of bodies moving, shifting, swirling to driving beats. [sound on]

Spiraling schools of fish evade predators as each individual reacts immediately to its neighbors.

Mosh pits work in the same way—people move instinctively, feeding off energy, momentum, and rhythm.

No leader. No plan. Just raw, collective motion.

We channeled that energy into one hour of schooling fish to mosh to. Get ready to rockfish in our latest installment of Kriller Waves Radio!

1 Hour of Schooling Fish to Mosh to | Metal Music | Monterey Bay Aquarium Kriller Waves Radio

Get ready to rockfish in our latest installment of Kriller Waves Radio! 🐟🤘What do you get when you mix schools of anchovies, sardines, and m

You spoke, and we listened! And a good April Fools joke bears repeating (and staying up all year!) What other animals or genres of music should we feature in our next Krill(er) Waves Radio?