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hello 👋🏼 I'm gonna eat starwars

[doctorcurdlejr]

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have you ever wished upon a star dawg

Bro all the time I have a beautiful spirit

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Situationship but instead of fucking we watch tubi, and instead of kissing or anything gross we just watch tubi, we can still hold hands maybe but tubi better be on the TV man

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Breakfast of champions, black coffee, 14 tablespoons of sugar, one sip of orange juice, 3 allergy pills

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Hello

Why would a pervert be in my asks I'm dealing with a lot right now pervert

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hitting you with the spell that turns you bald for one day

You picked the wrong day bro I'm headlining at the sexy guys with hair convention BROOO I wished you asked first

Fuck

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i didn’t fuck it up brother u got congress at 8:30 tmrw

Oh I didn't expect that to actually work

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elizabeth warren just called me asking for you by name. first and last

Well did you tell her? Probably wanted me on Congress really important hope you didn't fuck that up for me Lego obiwan Kenobi

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hello! i am watching the best movie in the world ready player one! how is your day going!

Better switch to Hop (2011) otherwise you are wasting my fucking time with jokes, my day is fine

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you've been acting pretty gay recently idk

How the fuck do you know that I've been super secretive about my gay actions

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bro i just read the renaissance men are coming to town

Why are you excited about other men coming to town am I not enough ?

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just saw fnaf at freddies purple guy shooting himself in the head on tumblr dot com, what are your thoughts on this?

What why would that be happening

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https://uquiz.com/quiz/86NHTO/how-big-of-a-benson-boone-fan-are-you?ref=sidebar_suggestion

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what do you think of the

unibomber?

Stop asking me these things

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thoughts on oj simpson?

Um

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bro did you devil all those eggs or are there some left?

Bro open the fridge I have on million deviled eggs

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can you teach me how to skateboard

Yes of course meet me at the skate park at 2 am (only time I'm free) with love and hope in your heart