the one and only

[ameilamotta]

oh! that’s one way to look at it! Unless you were being sarcastic which i never seem to be able to pick up on.

[rockstarxel]

Elliott doesn’t do sarcasm... He hates us all...

[oliverfabs]

Progress?

[rockstarxel]

What now? Who are you?

[fabsmythe-deactivated20200325]

Personally? No. I’m gonna have to kick you out on your own there. 

[rockstarxel]

Probably would have been a bit odd.. You know considering your brother is my ex.....

….. And your brother is sooo much nicer then you are.

[fabsmythe-deactivated20200325]

rockstarxel‌:

Yeah well, not all of us are charismatic enough to be able to get it on tap.

I guess there are classes for that. With that cheeky smile, you can at least get yourself a 5-6. 

[rockstarxel]

So I am guessing your number is too high to help a guy out?

[rockstarxel]

puckingup‌:

Are you okay?asking on behalf of your brother.

Asking on behalf of Sirius? Any reason for that?

[rockstarxel]

ameilamotta‌:

Oh an alter as in like an alternative personality? If so I actually just watched a pretty interesting interview style youtube video on the subject! It was a rather informative video and really helped me relaxed through my insomnia and restless legs!

Yes it is like an alternative personality and I have me and 3 others in my head! Ain’t I a lucky boy....

[rockstarxel]

fabsmythe‌:

Big oof. You should get that checked out. I feel like that’s more of an issue than DID.

Yeah well, not all of us are charismatic enough to be able to get it on tap.

[rockstarxel]

fabsmythe‌:

Interesting. Never heard of it before. Sounds like it blows and not in the way I like it. 

Yeah it’s not in the fun way though... I am starting to forget what the fun way is....

[rockstarxel]

ameilamotta‌:

Jessica? What have I missed on the internet this week?

One of the alter’s that occasionally takes control of my body.

[rockstarxel]

fabsmythe‌:

Alright, I’ll bite. Tell me about it. 

It’s called Dissociative Identity Disorder and occasionally I kinda ‘disappear’ and an alter will take over my body. There is three alters and Jessica is the better one to have to deal with. Kevin is like eight years old and Marcus is a homophobic prick.

[rockstarxel]

oliverfabs‌:

Your Gucci dude ,I was quite amused.

I’m glad she was more amusing and less asshole which is normally not the case.

[rockstarxel]

fabsmythe‌:

Hey man, sounds like a good time if you ask me. Welcome back, I always encourage mental breaks. 

It’s not the best but I could have it worse. I had to have one, not all the people living in my head are as nice as Jessica.

[rockstarxel]

Apologies to those who met Jessica last week. I had to take a few days away to re-balance but I am back now and yes, I have a condition and yes, if you wanna talk about it I will.

[rockstarxel]

southernstarsirius‌:

The rest of you seems to argue otherwise, dude. And even if you aren’t, you’re also stressed, cos even good shit can stress you out, so like… I don’t know. Might be good to get shit checked out before tour anyway. Last thing you need is switching like this happening on tour and fucking you over.

You mean the 16 year old girl who steals my body every once in a while says otherwise. I’m scared Sirius... Like really scared and considering dropping out of the tour.

[rockstarxel]

westcoasthclarington‌:

PM: It’s normal to be scared, Elliot. This is not something you’re walking into. But I know you can do it with your eyes closed.

PM: Your confidence in me is nice but what if I transition on tour?

[rockstarxel]

westcoasthclarington‌:

It’s okay, man. It’s been a while since the last time it happened so often, huh? Must be the stress. 

PM: I don’t know what’s going on and I’m actually scared Hunter. I’m meant to be going on tour in less then 4 weeks.

[indiejevans]

rockstarxel‌:

Yeah I am an absolute winner! Elliott? The person who ‘owns’ the body… Like the main person… With Elliott you got four for the price of one!

Oh. Oh. I’m here, I’m caught up. Elliot like the guy who’s fronting for Queen, right? Well you can’t ignore a deal as good as that, huh?

[rockstarxel]

You are not caught up..... do you ———

I’m really sorry about her.