grace rocky save stars

[rocky-from-erid]

Oh hi humans exclamation!

Grace tell Rocky about social media and I think is very interesting. So Rocky find way to go on one social media site, and get limited connection to Earth exclamation!

Is disappointing that Eridians can not do more to get better connection to Earth, but Grace says is ok.

Rules (Grace said I need them)

1) Rocky have wonderful mate, Adrian, and I love Adrian. Rocky do not want weird humans asking weird questions about being mates with them/ doing mate things

2) If ask Rocky question and Rocky not answer, do not ask question more times, as Rocky will get to it exclamation!

As connection is limited, I will not "post" much. Rocky sorry if I am silent for long time. I will be loud eventually

♪♫♫♪♪♫♪

[rocky-from-erid]

S-ssss-ooo-r-ryy-y-y---

Sorry gone s-s-s-s-s-so long humans! Connection be very very very messy lately. Unfortunate :(

Will be back to answer questions and interact soon now that connection work better!

[rocky-the-rock-offical]

Rocky procrastinate ask box. Rocky have ADHD.

[rocky-offical]

There is new Rocky question. Who this question.

[pretty-rock-adrian-offical]

does rocky want to meet more rocky

@rocky-the-eridian-official-real @rocky-rocky-rocky @rocky-from-erid

[rocky-from-erid]

Hi Adrian mate! Yes. Many many many Rocky now. Into the Rockyverse Grace say.

[ipaddres]

Guuysss ask me stuff about my world please 🥺🙏

I'm begging y'all I wanna yap 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[rocky-from-erid]

Ooc: I know this ain't rocky speakIng but PLEASEEEE I WANNA HYPERFIXATE!!!

[rocky-from-erid]

Hi, Rocky! I imagine a lot of humans have expressed interest in moving to Erid for one reason or another (including me, to be perfectly honest). What are your options on that?

I get! No tax on Erid, nice-ish weather (according to Grace-friend). But Erid bio-dome only sufficient for roughly three human :(

Human science thrum could always make more bio-dome or add to existing bio-dome but would be dangerous for Grace. It took 0.24 Earth year to build Grace bio-dome.

Is actually built right next to Erid space elevator so could transport Grace with least variables!

Wish could have more human. Would be fun!

[project-amaze]

The pebble is getting smothered

Oh dear... I can't really help... Touching the pebbles... They'll burn me if I touch them without thick skin protection... Plus, I can't go into their atmosphere, or I'll die...

[quiet-quiet-quiet-pebble]

VALLEY SMOTHER PEBBLE

BULLY BULLY THIS BULLYING EXCLAMATION!!

[project-amaze]

@lilies-of-thatvalley, get off of them this instant, that isn't good friend behavior! I do not care if you are only playing; they do not like you lying on top of them!

[lilies-of-thatvalley]

BITCH EXCLAMATION

[project-amaze]

[Ryland clearly wasn't pleased with any of this. He was speechless and couldn't enter the Eridians' atmosphere and get Valley off the other pebble, because doing so would cost him his life. Instead, he just watched Valley with a look of disappointment and anger.]

[official-eridian-osha]

Grace, do we need to make an exosuit for you so you can deal with this, question…? Or an Armando for you to use to separate them, question? We love you teaching our pebbles but please, they’re learning swears now… -Erid OSHA

[project-amaze]

[Ryland would tear up.] I'm not trying to teach the swear words, I don't even swear around them... I don't know how they are learning swears... [Ryland was clearly not happy; between this and some pebble saying that they hated his class, he wasn't having a good time right now]

[official-eridian-osha]

Oh… there, there, Grace… we know you wouldn’t be the one to teach them those translations, statement. And student who was mean needs a talking to from parents; if it weren’t for you our planet would still be dying, statement! But how did they even get access to a computer to get onto human internet, question? Should we ask Rocky, question??

[project-amaze]

[Ryland nodded]

[official-eridian-osha]

@rocky-from-erid

Rocky, do you know who is giving pebbles access to human internet and swears, question? It’s causing problems for Grace in class, and is making him upset. Not good for health. -Eridian OSHA

[rocky-from-erid]

Umm... may have been me, question????

Sometimes leave human thinking machine open. I learn swears from asks, so pebbles may look at asks, question??

Not intended no no no. Is very bad.

Though Rocky-Adrian pebble may have taught on purpose. For fun.

Will stop them now.

STOP STOP STOP STOP @quiet-quiet-quiet-pebble @lilies-of-thatvalley BAD BAD PEBBLE. NO NO NO SWEAR-FIGHT. THAT GO FOR ALL CLASS. NO NO SWEAR. MAKE GRACE SAD.

[rocky-from-erid]

hi ☝️ can you fight question

no reason in particular :3

Umm... yes question?

When Rocky younger took fighting classes because parents scare I would get harmed.

But all Eridian have fighting instinct. Like human fight-or-flight.

[rocky-rocky-rocky]

am confuse

this person know rocky in space on way to erid?????

[rocky-from-erid]

Scam scam scam. Is human thinking machine made to steal people data. Or ask for weird pictures statement.

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

Ooh aren't you two darling!

Don't really question how a bird got into the human... Grace's... dome thing... just wanted to say hi :D

*The two are very confused as they have never seen/heard a bird before.*

“What bird, question?

“Bird Mouse size…”

“…. Sillt tell friend Mouse plan something, question?”

“….Can Mouse ride bird, question? Mouse want uppies…”

”Silt can give friend Mouse uppies instead… Silt no trust bird, statement.”

“Friend Silt meanie…”

[rocky-from-erid]

HOW BIRD GET INTO DOME QUESTION? OH NO...OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OHHHH. NOOOOOO.

[official-eridian-osha]

HOW DID A BIRD GET IN HIS HABITAT QUESTION??? THIS IS BAD BAD BAD LOOK FOR US, WE WILL TRY TO FIX SOON!! -Eridian OSHA

[ipaddres]

YOU BETTER STATEMENT. MY HUMAN NEED BE SAFE OR ELSE DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND.

[rocky-from-erid]

Ooc: wrong blog lmao

That's my main

[eridian-mouse-and-silt]

Ooh aren't you two darling!

Don't really question how a bird got into the human... Grace's... dome thing... just wanted to say hi :D

*The two are very confused as they have never seen/heard a bird before.*

“What bird, question?

“Bird Mouse size…”

“…. Sillt tell friend Mouse plan something, question?”

“….Can Mouse ride bird, question? Mouse want uppies…”

”Silt can give friend Mouse uppies instead… Silt no trust bird, statement.”

“Friend Silt meanie…”

[rocky-from-erid]

HOW BIRD GET INTO DOME QUESTION? OH NO...OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OHHHH. NOOOOOO.

[rocky-from-erid]

Friend Rocky, I want access to Human Grace for sampling, is this okay, question?

@spider-from-erid

Oh. This is out of the small-rough texture.

Umm... maybe get from human science division storage, question? They have samples of extra Grace muscle samples to make different types of burger plural for him to eat.

Hopefully muscle samples be enough, question? Would not want to give Grace trouble. Scars coming back recently. Need to give him time for new Vitamin C supplements to effect.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I am not part of the project hail mary fandom and know nothing about it, yet it's all over my feed. Here's what I've gathered so far:

mc is a sassy middle aged science teacher who would both kill/die(?) for his friends, but would also trade them for a snickers purely for the love of the game. would rather shave his head than kiss someone

mc looks like he did crack in college and would probably throw hands with his 86 y/o professor for forcing certain beliefs in the classroom. he would lose and whine about it.

there's a silly little rock thing that is really good friends with the mc and has very little understanding of exactly how humans work. would panic if it saw synchronized swimming

they're in space I think. maybe.

silly little rock has a big silly green rock partner

there's a girl and I think she would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo

is this at all accurate

[rocky-from-erid]

Yes yes. Very very very accurate

[thehollowmite]

So, I just watched Project Hail Mary, and I made an Eridian OC!

This is Spider! They are an Eridian biologist, and are usually found working on trying to understand the human body through testing on Grace and experiments with his cloned flesh.

They go by They/them pronouns and are very dedicated to their cause of being able to start a human population on Erid from Grace's DNA.

They are not very social for Eridian standards, often needing to retreat back to their living space to have some quiet.

They also love to wear little hooks on their feet/leg tips to make them climb better than their kin, but that isn't pictured here.

:]

[ipaddres]

Happy pride month y'all. You're some of the nicest people on this hellsite.

[rocky-from-erid]

Happy pride month statement!!!

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Opinion on Eva Stratt?

<There will be day when Rocky go Earth and will bring weapon hidden somewhere on Rocky person. Will wait until Eva televised speech. Public assassination.>

[rocky-from-erid]

This is one time me Rocky agree with that Rocky. Rocky hate Eva Stratt.

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<Why only one time, question????? Me Rocky very smart and right.>

[rocky-from-erid]

Well... You Rocky is... very confuse. Say lot of mean things. Me Rocky not do that so generally I don't agree with you. Other than on Eva Stratt.

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Opinion on Eva Stratt?

<There will be day when Rocky go Earth and will bring weapon hidden somewhere on Rocky person. Will wait until Eva televised speech. Public assassination.>

[rocky-from-erid]

This is one time me Rocky agree with that Rocky. Rocky hate Eva Stratt.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky why are you so hands.

[rocky-from-erid]

Not know... wish knew

Raidal symmetry question?