Lowly_Melon

My mind is a clown, this blog is my circus. Also why do you guys like me so much/call me Froggie/STOP CALLING ME 30 IM 16

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

this town ain't big enough for the two of us *spins tumbleweed* wha-

where'd my gun go!?!?

*pistol blows by in the background*

[omegastar]

OP I would love to know what goes on in your life

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

so much

[anonmous-offical]

Why is this your pinned post???

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why not

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my head hurts really bad ow ow ow ow

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Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey I get that reference

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

You did threaten me with death today 🤷‍♀️

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

Is it better than floor?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

depends

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey I get that reference

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

You did threaten me with death today 🤷‍♀️

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Dentist: So you have your retainers, right? How long until you stop wearing them?

Me: Death.

Dentist:

Me:

My mother:

Dentist: ...At least you're comfortable with your mortality.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey I get that reference

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[tesco-offical]

arena event

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

aw I died

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

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how the tabled have turns

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have turns how the tabled

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tabled how turns have the

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turns tabled how the have

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have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[texascowboy-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

[texascowboy-offical]

Link? I need to see this!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

[jamezplayzmc]

damn @silly-little-arson-frog-offical u really are famous

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

erm atchually ☝️🤓

no I'm not

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

how the tabled have turns

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

have turns how the tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

tabled how turns have the

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

turns tabled how the have

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have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[texascowboy-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

[texascowboy-offical]

Link? I need to see this!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

[tesco-offical]

day three is a bit early for related reasons which will become apparent

[laramoth-ofical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

😢😔☹️

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh sorry didn't mean to kill ya. my hand slipped

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

how the tabled have turns

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

have turns how the tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

tabled how turns have the

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

turns tabled how the have

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[texascowboy-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

[dappy-g00n]

*somehow has brought a whole sailboat with me.*

i got this so you could finally sail. somewhere. maybe in the fountain?

(he looks at the boat in awe, the most excited anyone on/viewing bet and forgive has seen him)

" How did ye even- ! "

" Ay- ! What do ye mean FINALLY sail ?! This captain has seen waters uncharted more than 'e has seen land !.. But that's beside the point, what 're ye waitin' for !? Let's go try to sail in da fountain !!! "

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

*I squish the sailboat into the fountain. Despite how small the area for water is, it manages to rock back and forth slightly with the waves from dropping it in there. cartoon type logic*

Aye aye captain 🫡 I'm here to be of aid

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

you can hit the gangnam style to any song if you don't care enough

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

Pablo gang

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical let's see if u can find yourself

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh my goodness am i #75?

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

I know why @silly-little-arson-frog-offical suddenly unfollowed me

I pooped on their face

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

you did what

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It was an accident

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

too late burning down all restaurants near you

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

ok this is crazy

you actually did it 😭

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

yes I did