Lowly_Melon

My mind is a clown, this blog is my circus. Also why do you guys like me so much/call me Froggie/STOP CALLING ME 30 IM 16

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this town ain't big enough for the two of us *spins tumbleweed* wha-

where'd my gun go!?!?

*pistol blows by in the background*

[omegastar]

OP I would love to know what goes on in your life

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

so much

[anonmous-offical]

Why is this your pinned post???

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

why not

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

frog.

[the-real-beanz]

i accept him

[theweirdqueerthing]

Yummy frogo

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical he wants to eat you

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

well that's rather rude

[ashwingterror]

mwahahahahhahaha >:) @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

finally made it lol

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THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH

AGHHHHH

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

✨you should check out Alex fierro from Magnus chase✨

✨you both are very similar✨

✨this is an attempt to push you into the fandom ✨

this is the third time i've been compared to a chaos god/demi-god and i'm not sure how to feel about it

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated / @bitten-and-girl-smitten you guys like mangnus chase, right? can you explain this to lil old me please?

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

Since when have I ever said I liked Magnus Chase? Percy Jackson’s only in my intro because I was forced into it and didn’t like it

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

im sorry

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

✨you should check out Alex fierro from Magnus chase✨

✨you both are very similar✨

✨this is an attempt to push you into the fandom ✨

this is the third time i've been compared to a chaos god/demi-god and i'm not sure how to feel about it

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated / @bitten-and-girl-smitten you guys like mangnus chase, right? can you explain this to lil old me please?

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

alex fierro is a canonically genderfluid mexican character with dyed green hair. he is the love interest to magnus chase in the books. she is also a literal shapeshifter and can turn into different animals at will

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

must be the green hair and pronouns then. thank you

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

✨you should check out Alex fierro from Magnus chase✨

✨you both are very similar✨

✨this is an attempt to push you into the fandom ✨

this is the third time i've been compared to a chaos god/demi-god and i'm not sure how to feel about it

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated / @bitten-and-girl-smitten you guys like mangnus chase, right? can you explain this to lil old me please?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

my head hurts really bad ow ow ow ow

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey I get that reference

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

You did threaten me with death today 🤷‍♀️

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

Is it better than floor?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

depends

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey I get that reference

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

You did threaten me with death today 🤷‍♀️

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Dentist: So you have your retainers, right? How long until you stop wearing them?

Me: Death.

Dentist:

Me:

My mother:

Dentist: ...At least you're comfortable with your mortality.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey I get that reference

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

[tesco-offical]

arena event

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

aw I died

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

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are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

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how the tabled have turns

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have turns how the tabled

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tabled how turns have the

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turns tabled how the have

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have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[texascowboy-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

[texascowboy-offical]

Link? I need to see this!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

[jamezplayzmc]

damn @silly-little-arson-frog-offical u really are famous

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

erm atchually ☝️🤓

no I'm not

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

how the tabled have turns

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

have turns how the tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

tabled how turns have the

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

turns tabled how the have

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have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[texascowboy-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

[texascowboy-offical]

Link? I need to see this!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

[tesco-offical]

day three is a bit early for related reasons which will become apparent

[laramoth-ofical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

😢😔☹️

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh sorry didn't mean to kill ya. my hand slipped

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

how the tabled have turns

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

have turns how the tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

tabled how turns have the

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

turns tabled how the have

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[texascowboy-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓