Lowly_Melon @silly-little-arson-frog-offical - Tumblr Blog

this town ain't big enough for the two of us *spins tumbleweed* wha-

where'd my gun go!?!?

*pistol blows by in the background*

omegastar

OP I would love to know what goes on in your life

so much

anonmous-offical

Why is this your pinned post???

why not

✨you should check out Alex fierro from Magnus chase✨

✨you both are very similar✨

✨this is an attempt to push you into the fandom ✨

this is the third time i've been compared to a chaos god/demi-god and i'm not sure how to feel about it

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated / @bitten-and-girl-smitten you guys like mangnus chase, right? can you explain this to lil old me please?

Since when have I ever said I liked Magnus Chase? Percy Jackson’s only in my intro because I was forced into it and didn’t like it

im sorry

i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

✨you should check out Alex fierro from Magnus chase✨

✨you both are very similar✨

✨this is an attempt to push you into the fandom ✨

this is the third time i've been compared to a chaos god/demi-god and i'm not sure how to feel about it

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated / @bitten-and-girl-smitten you guys like mangnus chase, right? can you explain this to lil old me please?

alex fierro is a canonically genderfluid mexican character with dyed green hair. he is the love interest to magnus chase in the books. she is also a literal shapeshifter and can turn into different animals at will

must be the green hair and pronouns then. thank you

#officalverse #idk #funny #meme #relatable #yippee an ask

✨you should check out Alex fierro from Magnus chase✨

✨you both are very similar✨

✨this is an attempt to push you into the fandom ✨

this is the third time i've been compared to a chaos god/demi-god and i'm not sure how to feel about it

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated / @bitten-and-girl-smitten you guys like mangnus chase, right? can you explain this to lil old me please?

my head hurts really bad ow ow ow ow

#officalverse #idk #funny #meme #relatable

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical

hey I get that reference

You did threaten me with death today 🤷‍♀️

silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical

no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder

Is it better than floor?

depends

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical

hey I get that reference

You did threaten me with death today 🤷‍♀️

#/silly #love you mom #officalverse

no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder

Dentist: So you have your retainers, right? How long until you stop wearing them?

Me: Death.

Dentist:

Me:

My mother:

Dentist: ...At least you're comfortable with your mortality.

#went to torture city today #ow my mouth #officalverse #idk #funny #meme #relatable

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives

[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”

- Smokeebee

#I know exactly which video you're referring to as well #officalverse

hey I get that reference

Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going

Mom: Home?

Me: Wrong! Ditch.

#officalverse #idk #funny #meme #relatable

tesco-offical

arena event

aw I died

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

oh how the turns have tabled

how the tabled have turns

have turns how the tabled

tabled how turns have the

turns tabled how the have

have tabled turns the how

tables the have turns how

no-one-offical

tables chairs floors spaghetti

satan-offical

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

Link? I need to see this!

jamezplayzmc

damn @silly-little-arson-frog-offical u really are famous

erm atchually ☝️🤓

no I'm not

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

oh how the turns have tabled

how the tabled have turns

have turns how the tabled

tabled how turns have the

turns tabled how the have

have tabled turns the how

tables the have turns how

no-one-offical

tables chairs floors spaghetti

satan-offical

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

Link? I need to see this!

#officalverse #Youtube

tesco-offical

day three is a bit early for related reasons which will become apparent

laramoth-ofical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

😢😔☹️

oh sorry didn't mean to kill ya. my hand slipped

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

oh how the turns have tabled

how the tabled have turns

have turns how the tabled

tabled how turns have the

turns tabled how the have

have tabled turns the how

tables the have turns how

no-one-offical

tables chairs floors spaghetti

satan-offical

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@no-one-offical

@satan-offical

Remember this gem?

hahahah yeah ...

it made it onto yt shorts ☝️🤓

dappy-g00n

*somehow has brought a whole sailboat with me.*

i got this so you could finally sail. somewhere. maybe in the fountain?

(he looks at the boat in awe, the most excited anyone on/viewing bet and forgive has seen him)

" How did ye even- ! "

" Ay- ! What do ye mean FINALLY sail ?! This captain has seen waters uncharted more than 'e has seen land !.. But that's beside the point, what 're ye waitin' for !? Let's go try to sail in da fountain !!! "