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[roddystrng]

       "𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣, 𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙧, 𝙛𝙖𝙩, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙢 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙙. 𝙣𝙤 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡."

                          enter the life of ... 𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂

‣ born in wisconsin, but tends to consider florida home.

‣ growing up as christopher lindsey wasn't particularly easy. he had quite the troubled childhood, which serves as the inspiration for his favorite method of coping with everything in life: humor, sometimes of the dark and sardonic type.

‣ with a less-than-ideal example of relationships displayed by his parents, he struggled more than he'd ever admit with connecting with others and finding confidence. dropping out of school was probably just another unfortunate side effect.

‣ perhaps starting a life of wrestling at age 11 was unconventional, but roderick himself is nothing if not that.

‣ while he could light up any room, he's also most likely to disappear from a party for a good cry and come back like nothing happened. still, he's always ready to crack one open with the boys anytime 🍻

notes: any relationship with marina won't be part of this portrayal.

[roddystrng]

@eraofdmd, if you’re reading this…

hello.

[roddystrng]

hey, @wardlowswvrld. how’s is going? things going good? anyway, @adamboom wanted me to ask what’s going on with you and anna. therefore, this is me asking.

[roddystrng]

easily. it even gives me an advantage because i could swing you around like a nunchuck. actually, let’s try it when you can walk on two legs again.

[roddystrng]

hey, @wardlowswvrld. how’s is going? things going good? anyway, @adamboom wanted me to ask what’s going on with you and anna. therefore, this is me asking.

[roddystrng]

okay, you caught me. if caring about my newest buddy is a crime, then arrest me.

[roddystrng]

hey, @wardlowswvrld. how’s is going? things going good? anyway, @adamboom wanted me to ask what’s going on with you and anna. therefore, this is me asking.

[roddystrng]

i could wrestle without toes, no problem. i could wrestle under all kinds of circumstances. just watch.

[ericasays-deactivated20240708]

joaquin wilde is actually really fuckin cute. 🥰

[roddystrng]

personally, i think you’re being a little bit of what many people would call a hater.

[ericasays-deactivated20240708]

joaquin wilde is actually really fuckin cute. 🥰

[roddystrng]

you know what, i think he’d look even cuter with a mustache.

[roddystrng]

hey, @wardlowswvrld. how’s is going? things going good? anyway, @adamboom wanted me to ask what’s going on with you and anna. therefore, this is me asking.

[roddystrng]

so soft and slow instead of hard and fast? alright, let me try that again.

hey, wardlow. you look nice today. looking real strong, buddy. is there someone special in your life? no worries if not. you’re great the way you already are!

just don’t push simulated me into the water, i’m really bad at swimming.

[ericasays-deactivated20240708]

My ex really just asked me for 600$ to get him a PS5… sir. 😒😒😒

[roddystrng]

you don’t like the stache? aw. i thought it looked really mature. do you think a handlebar would be better? maybe a goatee… i need something for fulfillment.

[roddystrng]

hey, @wardlowswvrld. how’s is going? things going good? anyway, @adamboom wanted me to ask what’s going on with you and anna. therefore, this is me asking.

[roddystrng]

i thought this was pretty subtle. i genuinely wanted to know if things were going good for him!! we’re buddies now. i always had a lot of bad luck with fishing anyway. my dad never took me so i never learned.

[roddystrng]

hey, @wardlowswvrld. how’s is going? things going good? anyway, @adamboom wanted me to ask what’s going on with you and anna. therefore, this is me asking.

[plainviewscumbag-deactivated202]

I hope everyone but Adam Cole is thriving today! Don't worry, your favorite Scumbag will be back t kick ass again really soon!

[roddystrng]

really? what's your source? need citations.

[plainviewscumbag-deactivated202]

I hope everyone but Adam Cole is thriving today! Don't worry, your favorite Scumbag will be back t kick ass again really soon!

[roddystrng]

well that’s kind of rude. i’m thriving now thanks to this post and i just so happen to be making sure my bestie is as well. sources are saying adam cole is thriving today.

[roddystrng]

oh cool, a ski trip. did you know 600,000 people are injured each year from ski accidents? the simple solution is to just not.

[roddystrng]

aw thanks, man. i’ll be working on my netflix stand-up special next.

[ericasays-deactivated20240708]

My ex really just asked me for 600$ to get him a PS5… sir. 😒😒😒

[roddystrng]

so far, i’ve been left on read. i’m not sure why when i even said please!

[ericasays-deactivated20240708]

My ex really just asked me for 600$ to get him a PS5… sir. 😒😒😒

[roddystrng]

that just reminded me i need to text my ex to ask for $600 to get a ps5.

[coquinaclutch]

[roddystrng]

@mbennett