Move On, Nothing To See Here

What is not creation, is graham crackers. This is the work of an old dude born in the 20th century before there were personal computers or VCR’s — please don’t make me be more specific. (By the way, a certain amount of this content is NSFW, so if you are under 18, please loiter somewhere else. Also, I don't claim to own all this content, so if some of it is yours and you object to it being here, please let me know and I will delete it. Let's all play nice, OK? OK!)

[thebelchers]

Behind Bob's Burgers YouTube channel has uploaded a first volume of Lofi Bob's Burgers Beats, titled "Bob's Burgers Lo-Fry Volume I. This features our favorite trio in their rooms on a rainy day!

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[sgrstk]

[rodeoburger]

Truer words were rarely spoken. If you can’t laugh at this life sometimes, you’re in serious trouble.

[robotcosmonaut]

Everything I Do Makes Me Feel Guilty

[retropopcult]

1969

[rodeoburger]

I hear you, Charlie.

[hauntedbystorytelling]

Alfred Cheney Johnston :: Ziegfeld Girl Margaret Horan in front of a poster for Wilderness of Youth, 1922 / source: twitter

more [+] by this photographer

[thevisualvamp]

Showgirl

[rodeoburger]

I would like to thank the person who directed Sarah Silverman’s new HBO special for being a pervert and occasionally cutting to this angle. It made me very happy.

[rodeoburger]

If you actually read my posts, please let me know with this one. Like it, send me a message, whatever. I just to know is anyone at all is paying attention.

[sleepydrummer]

The ‘70s James Taylor & Carly Simon, October, 1971 Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images

[rodeoburger]

Carly Simon, madly in love with a heroin addict who gave her a sexually transmitted disease. The 1970s were a time of magic. 

[normasshearer]

FAVORITE CLASSIC FILM PERFORMANCES

ROCK HUDSON as Antiochus “Tony” Wilson in SECONDS (1966) dir. John Frankenheimer

[rodeoburger]

Rock Hudson in John Frankenheimer’s SECONDS. One of the great films from Frankenheimer’s paranoid era (also see THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE and SEVEN DAYS IN MAY), and arguably Hudson’s finest performances, certainly the one with the most resonant subtext. 

[milf-source]

bebe neuwirth in — how to lose a guy in 10 days (2003)

[rodeoburger]

Sigh.

[playmatesusa]

PÁGINA CENTRAL

[vintage-figure-studies]

Kai Brendlinger (born September 8, 1943 in Minneapolis, Minnesota) was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for the November 1964 issue. Her pictorial was photographed by Pompeo Posar.

[rodeoburger]

Does anyone have any opinions on whether or not I deserve to live? Seriously, I want answers to this question.

[rodeoburger]

Wondering if it’s better to die when you can still support yourself or spend the last ten years of your life homeless.

[oldshowbiz]

Fred Willard presents Devo

[rodeoburger]

Fred Willard and Devo, together on SNL. It was a great night for Ohio.

[rodeoburger]

The funny things is, dreams don’t come true, but nightmares? That stuff happens all the time.

[rodeoburger]

“In this age of blasting trumpets/ Paradise for fools.” Happy 2023, all.

[rodeoburger]

I think it’s interesting that sometimes when I say negative things about myself, people say, “You shouldn’t say things like that.” They never say, “That’s not true.”