Crazy Ex-Girlfriend {Sentence Starters}
“You’re so distracted lately.”
“Just pretend I’m seducing you.”
“I love you, and I’m here to help.”
“Oh my god, you are so offensive.”
“Who’s the new guy? I don’t trust him.”
“I think they’re modern classics. Okay?”
“I decided to put happiness before success.”
“Every time we talk I’m really just thinking about myself.”
“For some reason, you’re now on the top of my ‘to-do’ list.”
“Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not.”
“There you go. You happy now? You’ve got something on me.”
“I actually think it’s kind of nice. It almost makes you seem human.”
“See? There is love in your life. You just have to know where to find it.”
“I’ll say it first because I should. I was more wrong. I was the more wronger one.”
“I don’t mind being alone with my thoughts. I’m totally fine alone with my thoughts.”
“I really want to tell you that I’m sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst.”
“Look, I know something’s been up with you lately, and I want to know what it is. Really.”
“I don’t like that about myself. When I see it on somebody else, I find it even more repulsive.”