RokharMTG

Magic the Gathering stuff, mostly my own crazy card musings

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Bomma Pia Deck

Creatures: 2x Pia Nalaar 4x Consulate Skygate 4x Ornithopter

Artifacts: 4x Cathar’s Shield 4x Explosive Apparatus 4x Implement of Combustion 4x Pacification Array 4x Renegade Map Enchantments: 4x Pia’s Revolution 2x Pyromancer’s Assault 4x Molten Nursery Instants: 2x Incendiary Sabotage 

  Land: 18x Mountain

Sideboard: 2x Servo Schematic 2x Panharmonicon   

How It plays:

So the whole idea behind this deck is to bomb the shit out of your opponent with artifacts as they enter or leave the battlefield. First business of order is to get out as many Pia’s Revolutions as you can, then, Molten Nursery’s. Once you have at least one or more of each, either use some of the artifacts innate ability to sacrifice themselves or use the creatures to block to their deaths. If you have at least one of each enchantment, you can deal 1dmg coming in and 3 going out, should they choose to let you send your artifact to the graveyard. If not, gets sent back to your hand. With 8 zero cost artifacts, you could be Micheal Bay’ing the battlefield with anywhere from 1 to 4 (at best) dmg per cast... this may benefit from a panharmonicon, will have to test it. This did pretty decent against Mardu Vehicles, so theres that. In any case, you can win as easily as you can lose, its a fun deck idea!

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Current Deck: Pirates of the Aetheribbean

Creatures: 2x Kari Zev, Skyship Raider 2x Thalia, Heratic Cathar 2x Pia Nalaar 2x Serene Steward 2x Scrapper Champion 2x Lightning Runner

Artifacts: 4x Pacification Ray 4x Renegade Map 4x Consulate Dreadnought 2x Decoction Module 2x Fabrication Module 1x Aethersphere Harvester 1x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship

Enchantments: 2x Seige Modification 2x Always Watching 2x Pia’s Revolution 2x Authority of the Consuls 2x Nahari’s Machinations

Planeswalkers: x2 Chandra, Torch of Defiance x2 Nahiri, the Harbringer

Lands: 2x Inventor’s Fair 10x Mountain 4x Plains

Sideboard

Sorceries:

2x Kari Zev’s Expertise 2x Start Your Engines

How it Plays: So, general Idea behind this is as follows. Stupid easy win conditions Easy win condition 1 - Siege Modification + Consulate Dreadnought Easy win condition 2 - Drop 3 Consulate Dreadnoughts + Start Your Engines Funner gameplay but not so quick to kill Thalia for annoyance Nahiri for artifact/enchantment/creature removal with Pacification Ray (or just wait for them to tap an artifact/creature Chandra for utility, that 2 red mana is super useful, especially for either tapping out and hitting hard, or leaving 2 mana open for pacification ray. Pia Nalaar/Renagade Map + Pia’s Revolution, no, normally you’ll want to use the map when you dont have any land and need one, so it tends to be a first turn drop because it comes in tapped. If you have Pia, you can pay 1 to sac an artifact, could be an extra pacification ray, a fab module that isnt doing anything, even a vehicle, who cares, if they dont pay the life, it goes back to your hand. So things like the map, become a deal 3 damage and get a land. Kari Zev/Lightning Runner/Scrapper Champion + Dec/Fab Module, just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Most of the cards play well with each other, so you’ll have some kind of mini combo going, may drop a open the armory in there and see how that turns out. Key thing here is that, if someone comes prepared to destroy dreadnoughts and enchantments, you at least have a back up plan. You also dont really need the planeswalkers, they’re there for an added boost, could swap them out with some others, I guess I’ll edit it a bit for a sideboard.

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Story from the other day: Went to my lgs, soon as I stepped out of my car, $5 on the ground, pick it up, crisp, not like brand new crisp, like it's been baking in the sun crisp. Go inside and ask the owner of the lgs if anyone had lost $5 (with the intent on giving it back should a person actually had lost it), cause you know, to someone that $5 could be a lot, he said no, told him I found it outside and he was like "meh, just use it" so I bought a pack and the panharmonicon (non foil). Open the pack and bam, a foil panharmonicon, some pseudo insta karma for good intentions lol.

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First post, pulled a masterpiece from a Chandra Planeswalker deck, my lgs was out of regular boosters and I figured I'd may as well get one, I'd give the deck to my girlfriend's little bros and I'd open the boosters, win win right? Bam, masterpiece. Granted I didn't really need it for anything so I just went ahead and sold it and added more to my store credit. Either way not bad for one of those "crappy Planeswalker decks no one should buy".