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"Shall I roll to give a shit?" *crit fails*

Elf Warrior, as the camp is under attack from Orcs

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To be fair, I put on a ring and turned into a woman.

Things you hear from other dnd groups

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My dragon gave me a nose piercing..?

Hungover Fighter to her mischievous pseudodragon

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"You are the hole expert" "It's because you're holy"

DM and Assassin discussing the misfortunes of the Druid

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Needed 15 to attack a troll Initiative: -1

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"I'm going to use Orb of Communication" "There's no answer" "Can I leave a voicemail?"

Fighter and DM when the Fighter tried to be a grass to another character's dad

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My crab gets bonuses

Things you hear from other DnD groups

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I’m going to sneaky sneak” “Roll me a sneaky sneak check

Rogue and DM when the Rogue was trying to sneak upstairs, and failed..

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #roleplay #sneak #sneakysneak #dm #rogue #emilytalks #shitmyplayersays #shitmyteammatessay

I’ll leave a couple of silver coins and carve “Sorry, wrong door” on the, now broken, door

Fighter, who was once a feared merc

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #fighter #merc #door #silver #roleplay #emilytalks #broken #shitmyplayerssay #shitmyteammatessay

We picked up a fuckboi™

Rogue, as the Druid passes a flower to a herbalist

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Rolled initiative. Got a 1. My initiative bonus is -1.

lunar-prelude

Where did you get these? There such pretty dice

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I got them from a place called spirit games in Burton (england) but I’m sure you can find them online- sean

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legends of andor is a dungeon crawler type game where the aim is to kill monsters and complete goals based on cards.

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I killed basilisk by turning it into jelly! -the sorcerer after killing a ten foot basilisk

poisoned by farts!

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My party and I are about to face the Devourer (black pudding). DM literally represents it as chocolate pudding. Me, the Cleric: I cast Spiritual Weapon in the form of a giant spoon DM: I had this coming didn’t I

Rolled initiative. Got a 1. My initiative bonus is -1.

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