[Insert Creative Title Here]

[Witty joke so you know I'm chill and funny, but also smart and sophisticated]. 28 any pronouns

[crazysodomite]

nicole and richard

[girlnephew]

[fourgods-nobrakes]

[corvidous]

It is important to note that he cannot actually use the scope with that helmet. He is very stupid. Both of these things are crucial to the vibe. To raise the visor such that he could actually (sort of) use the scope he would also be on some level guilty of wrongthink himself, and whether or not he does this is dependent upon the specific author and how they want to portray the character: a hardass rebellious free thinker will raise the visor to shoot the orphan, and perhaps consider feeling bad about it. A hardass righteous warrior will keep the visor down, shoot the orphan anyway by virtue of their great faith, and feel satisfaction. Neither will ever either miss or simply not shoot the orphan, regardless of the author or the character.

[howlingday]

Also, there a bugs and mushrooms and cows along with space elves trying to kill him.

[cannibalgirlballs]

also the only reason everything is Like That is because frog gods didn't want to give some people the cure for cancer, which made them so mad they tried to genocide the frog gods which created hell

[the-unborn-soul]

... And in the process of doing so the people aligned with star gods, were deceived and enslaved by them and turned into soulless robots. But later they turned the star gods into batteries anyway. And then went to hibernation.

[depsidase]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[depsidase]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[chilewithcarnage]

[theconcealedweapon]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[mimeo-tan]

it keeps being hot and humid and nasty as fuck and i keep going outside to do things like am i stupid

[mimeo-tan]

im da planet stop all the emissions

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]