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i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

app sucks so bad. loves crashing

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

cipher-fresh

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

vrtlworld

Scans of blast magazine - documenting Japan’s underground punk movement during the late 90s

#art

sexhaver

Neglecting their game, three Commander players were captivated by the collapse of a 5-year relationship scrolling by on the guy's phone.

mtg-cards-hourly

Fallen Angel

“Angels are simply extensions of truth upon the fabric of life—and there is far more dark than light.” —Baron Sengir

Artist: Anson Maddocks TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg

blueboyluca

Rich people are so fucking boring they always just have like Frenchies. If I was rich I would have like 8 of the rarest fucking breeds you could imagine. I’d have a fucking Braque du Bourbonnais. I’d have a Tazy. I’d have a Bolonka. People would come over and be like, “What kind of dog is this?” And I’d be like oh that’s my Turnspit dog I paid to have a breeding program create from historical records. Get on my fucking level.

#id have so many xolos with fuckass sweaters #each dog gets its own closet

unaloid

my breaking bad casting out of LPS i own

#lps #br ba #your mind. i love you

doubleca5t

Kars4Kids being in the news again has reminded me that Oorah is one of those research rabbit holes that will drive you insane because it's impossible to describe without sounding at least a little anti-Semitic.

doubleca5t

"ok so you know those really annoying Kars4Kids ads? You know the ones that are like '1-877-KARS-4-KIDS' yeah those? Ok so all of the money from that charity goes to this organization called Oorah which is this non-profit dedicated to supporting the Haredi Jewish community in New York and New Jersey. Yes they advertise nationwide, no they do not mention their religious affiliation in the ads. What are Haredi Jews? They're like the Duggar family of Jews we don't have time to get into it. What kind of services does Oorah provide? Mostly free trips to Israel for teenagers where they can listen to settler propaganda and hook up with IDF soldiers. Do they do anything else? They invest in real estate, they run some upstate New York summer camps that are famous in the area for labor and safety violations and they also do adult matchmaking. Why would a charity need to run a matchmaking service? Because the Haredim do arranged marriages look I told you we can't get into this right now. Oh also they run an annual 'charity auction' that is probably an illegal raffle and their mascot is an anthropomorphic $5 bill named Fiveish. No I'm not kidding bro I fucking WISH I was kidding rn"

doubleca5t

Now you might be saying "hey Minerva I recognize that mascot, isn't that Yapdollar???" Yes and no. When he's promoting Oorah he's Fiveish and when he's narrating over bad Chinese lifehack videos he's Yapdollar it's sort of a Jeckyll and Hyde situation.

kastratorka

any excuse to share my favorite video

tamamita

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I havent had internet for a week I miss criterion. where are my beautiful movies

#🐷

senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

#let them speak

sailermoon

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”