Slime Monkey

I just really think this monkey looks like Roman Roy

[roman-roy-monkey]

The show runners HAD to have seen the Frank and Karl muppet memes

[roman-roy-monkey]

watching Tinkerbell secret of the wings.... Dewey x periwinkle... toxic age gap relationship

[runoutofsteam]

Innies: the egg bar is coveted as fuck

Gemma side plot:

[netherknit]

when mark severed in the first place to get away from his memories of gemma because they were too painful to bear, so when he re-integrates we don't see him remembering lumon but instead remembering gemma. when he has to remember her and confront his grief to save her. is anyone there

[susellesie]

no dentist's office. no writing christmas cards. no taking flights. a world where every pain or minor annoyance is dismissed as your consciousness is replaced with a different version of you. a life without pain, or agitation, or monotony. and conversely, a life full of only that for every version of you who experiences the chores you wished to evade.

forget skipping work or school or birth. try everything. never experience anything that expires a negative emotion. the ideal consciousness sold as a product for the price of a version of you that you'll never meet.

but it doesn't matter. you carry the hurt down with you. in your hands, in your mind, your mouth. the grief mark experiences carried into his innie, gemma feeling the pain she experienced in the rooms even after she's been severed.

it doesn't matter. you carry it with you.

[beyourghost]

oh so you thought existing only to perform a soulless office job was bad. how about existing only to go to the dentist. how about existing only in planes. how about existing only to perform stupid and repetitive yet socially expected tasks. how about existing only to withstand every unpleasant thing that somebody else decided to go without

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Helena (Severance) and Shiv (Succession) meet. Will they…

Kill each other

Marry each other

Fuck each other

Something else

results

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

[archliches]

effectively killing two of your protagonists who are actually the same protagonist by forcing them to develop into a kind of mutual twin-absorbed-in-the-womb type chimeric synthesis of each other thereby introducing a third new protagonist who is actually both and neither of them. and at the end of season two episode three no less.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[boasamishipper]

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

[carolsturka]

hilarious how the straight main love triangle is stuck at the 9th level of hell while the canon gay ship is like hey would you like to have dinner with me & my husband well sure why not :)

[khruschevshoe]

Y'know, half of the problems with season 2 are just the show hard pivoting in genre without the needed setup. They go hard drama in the first 2 episodes, awkwardly straddle dramedy in 3-4, go back to straight comedy in 5-7 (thus ignoring/erasing the serious trauma set up in episodes 1-4), and then all of a sudden straight fucking realistic drama for Izzy's speech to ricky/Izzy's death, and then back to comedy for the wedding. The tone whiplash is insane, especially for thirty minute episodes. I cannot get over the fact that this season was only FOUR HOURS LONG and yet the pacing was like this, only making the tonal problems more obvious.

[professionalpansy]

stede probably thinks that the hand thing him and ed did was what handies are

[turttastic]

When Ed said "what can I do, Captain, to restore my reputation?" While wearing a fucking cat collar I could literally fucking see dozens upon dozens of fanfic authors opening Google docs to start typing. There's no fucking way they didn't know what they were doing there LMAO

[romantic-old-souls]

Who’s excited for next week?

[the-songs-we-knew]

Has this been done yet

[sentientzz]

FUCK I CAN’T READ ANY OFMD SMUT BECAUSE WHENEVER STEDE SPEAKS I READ IT IN HIS FUCKING STUPID ASS VOICE 😭

“So good for me darling,” (in the most sing songy gay ass pirate voice you could imagine)