macheresin for the macherewin

Emily. 26. Jewish. Ace. She/Her. Member of the Top Gun Old Guard. Multifandom trash with way too many OTPs and a vague attempt at a tagging system. Header by @indifferentvincent. Icon by @articianne. Boasamishipper on AO3.

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Luther John Stickell solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

The notes are starting to be all, "Yeah, crackship means there's no chemistry! Even canon ships can be crackships!" and I must STRENUOUSLY disagree.

A crackship isn't just any ship that makes you go, "Eh, I don't see it." A crackship is absolutely WILD in concept. A crackship is the one that makes your friends look at you with the beginnings of existential horror. It's the one where they wave a circle round you thrice and close their eyes in holy dread, for you on honeydew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise.

anyway I said it as a joke but if anyone wants to join my Tony the Tiger/Galactus Discord -

[decepticonsensual]

@decepti-geek **chinhands** go onnnnnn...

[beckyh2112]

It's called a crackship because the joke was you'd have to be on crack to think of it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[cinemapix]

RIVERDALE REWATCH Season 1, Episode 1: "the river's edge" → Betty Cooper & Kevin Keller

[letterful]

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[letterful]

[scarlettgauthor]

This is gonna sound cheesy but I am dead serious when I say hate will never make you happy.

Hating women? Those manosphere guys are never going to be happy as long as they hate women.

Hating men? Same. Hating the patriarchy does not mean hating men, and hating men will never make you happy.

TERFs? They're fucking miserable. Hating trans people will never make you happy.

Hating kids? Boomers? Billionaires (yeah, this one hurts)? Politicians? People writing fanfiction "wrong"? It's never gonna make you happy.

You can hate injustice. You can hate people's actions and their harmful effects. You can hate a society that throws people away if they don't meet some nebulous standard of "useful." But you HAVE to find something to love or what's it all for?

[bigassbowlingballhead]

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

[bigassbowlingballhead]

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[luna-azzurra]

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.

[aceofpans]

”with our ai chatbot you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[lieutenantpepper]

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

[lennonmccartneyofficial]

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

[bobdylanyaoi]

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

[bobdylanyaoi]

another person also thought that the middle ages were the period in between wwi and wwii so you should always be proud of yourself for having any sort of knowledge about the medieval period. i’m proud of you for not thinking fdr was an important medieval figure.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[viralfrog]

[stephenroot]

The thing that's going to pmo forever is once it's all aired out and he either finally drops out or he sticks it out but gets fucking walloped by Collins there's still going to be a huge contingent of the terminally left who blames "establishment Democrats" and """them""" for tanking his campaign and not professional campaign operatives who boosted a guy with absolutely no electoral record and the bare minimum of vetting based on aesthetics and vibes alone, and they're going to act aggrieved for the next decade that we were robbed of some champion and lion of the legislature by not electing a guy who, again, has never served a single day as an elected official in any capacity at any level of government and who seems to be made up entirely of PTSD, male supremacy, antisemitism, islamophobia, racism, misogyny, ableism, red flags, nepotism, and problem drinking.

[911onabcbts]

Oliver said the bobby fake script leak was done so they could try to reel(??) back in the spoilers and still have his death be hard hitting.

It was ‘well intended’ and an ‘effort by the show (not cast.’ and that he thinks they ‘didn’t go about it the right way.’ Also that it wasn’t done to make fun of or mock the fans/plot.

[boasamishipper]

#but you don't mitigate the damage of a fully livestreamed public funeral march#by going ''it's temporary. don't worry''#that doesn't improve fan reaction in any possible way#in fact it just made people feel betrayed and lied to (bc they were)#that's so unhinged it can't possibly be true#it was a mean spirited prank against the fans#from an incredibly petty showrunner#911 discourse (via @beanarie)