— ✦ ❝ HOW IT USED TO BE⭑.ᐟ

⋆˚࿔♫⋆˚࿔ ❝ And it just so seems that the good ol' days are long–gone pipe dreams. ❞ a roleplay blog centered around Static Miku.

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♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ. I want to be wanted,

Is that so wrong?ˎˊ˗

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── .✦ ❝ Ta-da! It's me~! The biggest and brightest star you'll ever see! Thank you for tunin' in today, 'cuz we've got some SPECIAL NEW EPISODES that'll leave you begging for more! You'll never EVER want to leave! So stay tuned and don't touch that dial, everyone — now is just the beginning of our lifelong friendship~ ☆⌒(ゝ。∂) ❞

˗ˏˋ PANIC! IN STATIC! OUT-MANIC! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ.

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A blog centered around Miku, particularly her Static variant from the song by Flavor Foley! Run by @gddancefloor , parallel to @no-luck-no-hope.

OOC will be tagged accordingly. Mod speech will not be colored and not italicized.

This Static Miku is roughly 31-35 (for the sake of fictional reality differences, about 20 or so in the show's original airing) making her a millennial. Despite this, she talks with some older slang at times.

I would like to warn you that this blog will contain triggering topics and disturbing themes. Please do not proceed if you will find yourself disturbed by such topics.

RULES:

— Basic DNI criteria. The DNI of my main still applies here, go read it.

— Suggestive asks are permitted, but I would appreciate you not sending NSFW asks. This blog is 16+.

— Please try to keep your asks at least somewhat serious. Meme-y asks are funny once in a while, but they can get kind of annoying if that's all the inbox is full of.

— Disturbing asks are FULLY allowed! I like creepy things :]]

— Be kind to the mod and people who interact with this account. No one likes a disrespectful asshole.

TAGS:

# — ✎ᝰ. viewer mail! (asks)

# — ✎ᝰ. tuning in! (standalone posts)

# — ✎ᝰ. sharing with my friends! (reblogs)

# — ✎ᝰ. OOC

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── .✦ ❝ That's all, folks! See you soon~ ❞

。。。 @mikunosis (Statiku's fucking opp 💢)

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Girlirpop why are you struggling so often

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ If I could tell you, I would! But, I can't, so... I don't know! Sucks to be me! ♪(^∇^")

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flicks your forehead

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ OW!

[The poor TV hostess puts her hands to her forehead, rubbing the spot where she was flicked. You can hear a little bit of quiet whining while she does so.]

That's not nice...! Were you taught how to play by ANIMALS or something...?! Ugh, it stings... (；′ ⌒ `)

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any thoughts on vintage items??

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ Well don't I just think they're splendid! I would hope that they're still being loved, of course... That'd be sad if they weren't!

[She knows too much about that, that's for sure.]

Which ones in particular are you wondering about? Unless you're talking about ALLLLL the ones in the big wide world~? ☆

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oy I gotta clean up this blog next... sigh....... time to reply to some older asks here soon I just gotta lock back into character

[dapperzz]

static miku jumpscare

[spinningsages]

@romanticdreams-onscreen

ok listen

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♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ I'm like a scary cat...! The opposite of a scaredy cat!

[Now she's just making hissing sounds and paw motions with her hands, giggling to herself. She's having one hell of a good time it seems.]

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will reply to asks soon, I'm not sure why I got this sudden burnout from static (??? just recently got depressed again so maybe that's something) so yeah gimme time

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if you were to completely drag mesmerizer miku in, what would you do after that? commit more psychological torture on her? or just leave her to her own devices to rot.

...why am i even asking this? i'm so weird...

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ [She sighs, shrugging.]

Well, I don't look like the type to enjoy torture, do I?

💭: Not like I'd WANT her to suffer as much as I do.

...

She'll just have to get used to being my forever friend then~! Even if she's kind of a jerk.

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Can you see when your eyes are closed? I would hope you don't perform literally blind.

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ [Well, this is an awkward question.]

Oh! Well, of course I can't see, silly!

I've kind of done a lil' self-teaching to navigate without seeing. Not easy, so um, yeah. All performances done blind, bud...!

[Kind of depressing, because on her debut — rather premiere, her eyes were open. She was never meant to keep them closed at all times. It's all because after a while, children found her eyes to be creepy and it broke her heart.]

[mikunosis]

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ ooooh you're a pretty girl

– @romanticdreams-onscreen (ooc)

" ????????????????? HELLO WHAT "

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♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ kissy kissy mwah mwah

[she's running to fucking tackle you. looks like a goddamn rabid animal.]

kissyyyy

cmon be nice to your best friend and lemme kissy 💋💋💋💋💋

(OOC: THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOEK)

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I know you hate @mikunosis but what is your opinion on @no-luck-no-hope? I think she needs a little help.

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ Meh! She's something, alright. Don't have a big or strong opinion on the gal, but I'm pretty sure she's dating that maid– or... "waitress" knock-off of me, and if she encourages that rascal's behavior, then I am NOT a fan of her!

We haven't spoken much, though.

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[A door out of view opens, and into the room walks what is clearly not an employee. It looks almost like a painted sculpture with white skin that decided to get up and take a look around. A white right eye with a red pupil and a red left eye with a white pupil look around the room above a red x in place of a nose, topped with undetailed red hair and a white and red tophat. The skin on its left side looks like very cracked paint.]

[Its white jacket with a red x bowtie continues the theme of its left side being cracked up. It even extends down farther than the right side, partially covering a red skirt or undershirt. Its left hand is covered in white bandaging and holds a brown cane. Simplistic black pants lead into white boots with red and black accents with a red x on each, though they seem to lack shoelaces.]

[It gives your TV a confused glance before shrugging and continuing towards the "Magic Printer" door. Before he can reach it, he turns around with a panicked expresion to view the camera, then to you again.]

"...Are you watching me? I can tell I'm being watched, and it's not the cameras." It calms down a bit before getting a bit closer. "I'm Fukase. Are you a new experiment of theirs?"

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ [Miku's breath hitches the moment she hears the door creak open, quickly shutting her eyes and scrambling to stand in a pose she deemed "polite" enough for the setting she's in. Many things that most would find normal are things Miku bars herself from doing, such as letting anyone see her eyes, or standing like a person with some kind of humanity to them. Why? Feeling like it repels her "friends", most likely.]

...

[But, instead of being met with a greeting, or her name being called, it's quiet. Something feels... off. With the sight she saw earlier and her nerves already heightened with her anxiety, this was quite a bad time for a mysterious visitor to come uninvited.]

[Out of an innocent curiosity, however, Miku slightly opens one of her eyes, hoping to catch a glance at whatever's lurking around. To her surprise, it is not an employee by any means. It's something, at least, or maybe someone?]

[When her nosy peeping is acknowledged though, she lets out a small "eep" and stiffens up, closing her eyes once again in hopes of passing off as if she wasn't looking in the first place. It's kind of useless at this point though — she was already noticed.]

U- Uhm...

[She lies and negatively shakes her head (paired with a silly cartoony "rattling" sound effect), plastering a fake smile onto her face and immediately switching into character. It gets exhausting playing this version of herself sometimes.]

[Miku halts at the mention of being an experiment. What? This was supposed to be her gateway to a better life! To be a brighter star! The hell do they mean "experiment"?!]

Oh, I... uh- it's the one and only Miku, the brightest star you'll ever see and your best friend for eternity~!

[That introduction feels so weak to her. She's ashamed of herself. I guess this is what happens when you do this for thirty years straight and fail to captivate your audience with it any longer.]

A- Anyway, enough of introductions, what do you mean by "experiment"...? I- I'm here for the Magic Printer stuff! They say it can make me into 3D or something like that. I think it'll make life far better for me... Maybe I'll get to be a star again- ah, nevermind. I'm rambling.

Do you know something... um, off about this place?

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anyways god this magic printer shit got me on the edge of my seat I am INSANELY excited for this

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typically statiku is not so feisty but I mean when you're an out-of-touch old ass woman and you've got anonymous people tormenting you with gen z slang, yeah it's reasonable to crash out

the real reason is more like she doesn't have to keep up a character too much on this blog. she can act more like an actual adult, like herself (for the most part but 🤫). that doesn't mean her sweet and friendly behavior is fake tho. she is still quite a sweetheart when she's NOT BEING TORMENTED–

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[A new television switches on in a gray, bland interview room. A desk the same color as the room stands in front of it, with a note sitting atop at an angle, reading "An employee will be with you shortly!" Beyond that is a chair for the employee to sit in and a door with a colorful sign nailed to it, claiming that the "Magic Printer" is just behind it. I guess you got here early.]

[For some reason, they've somehow hooked up a CCTV camera system to the TV? Did they think you couldn't see through the transparent screen? The note is oriented to face the camera, so probably. Giving you every camera in the building couldn't be what they meant to do, though. It'd be impolite to snoop around, sure, but you also have nothing else to do, and your future is riding on whatever they're making in here. So, you wanna take a look?]

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ [Of course, if you're a woman that has spent an insanely large chunk of your life waiting for someone to give you even a smidge of attention past your primetime (get it?), it's hard to find Miku to be impatient knowing that this won't be long.]

[It's oddly pleasant to be told that someone will be with her for some reason despite the fact that they'd just be an employee doing their job. Oh, human contact — god, it was irresistible to her.]

[Moving on, she does find the whole CCTV system a bit... strange. What exactly was the purpose of it? It feels uncomfortable.]

💭: "...Do they think I'm blind or something? Just 'cause my eyes aren't open all the time doesn't mean I can't see at all..."

[She frowns a bit at the bland environment. After living in what she views as a candy-coated hell for so long, of course anything so... realistic comes off as foreign to her. To find out that pretty much everything aside from the sign was so monotonous irked her. Was she going to be like this after her "transformation"?]

[After a good while, Miku notices she can see outside of the singular camera meant to face the little note after accidently spotting a dark, dimly lit hallway. Weird.]

Huh.

[No one seems to be around for the most part. There's some employees dressed in dark, oddly intimidating business attire, but those are quite few in number. She should have had this feeling from the start, but only now does she question if this really has her best interest in mind.]

[The more she looks, the worse it seems to get. There are some dingy unkempt rooms, boarded up doors, and nothing like windows or anything else in sight. A clock on the wall reads about sometime after midnight, which she finds odd considering it's daytime in her own little world.]

[She begins to fidget with her tie before switching back to the view of her own world, immediately shaking away her concern. It's as if she's nose diving into being way too in-deep about this sketchy nonsense, all for the sake of a nigh impossible-to-obtain goal.]

I should just mind my own biz... I- It's just my nerves acting up. 'course it is. You know what they say — curiosity killed the cat...!

💭: "But gosh, can they get a move on already? Sheesh. "

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do you think it could be possible to drag your counterpart (mesmerizer miku) into your own world one day or nah

i mean. i guess she gets a double dose of your situation?

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ It'd be reeeeeal nice. I could teach her an 'ol thing or two about what it's like to-

[You can't say that, Miku. You're going off script.]

[One loud hissing, painful static sound later, Miku's smiling widely as if nothing happened, but the flinching from the "shock" says enough.]

...I- I could teach her a thing or two about being a friend! Maybe then she'll be a lot nicer! Of course!

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skib di be toaletă

♯ — ✎ᝰ. ❝ WHAT?! STOP IT WITH THE SKOOCHI TOILET STUFF OR WHATEVER IT IS!