evil ryan (morally grey arc)

this is the void i scream into and fill with glitter and glowsticks

[ronaldist]

#INTRO

ryan!!! 22! he/they canadian poc gyaruo

i post whatever i want here as this is not themed, but it's probably mostly thoughts + pics/selfies + fandom stuff lolol

i try to keep mental health stuff mostly lighthearted here but i do post mh memes/advice ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌ nothing too serious like vents

a bit about me!

i like shopping and partying a whole lot and that's where the majority of my money goes (#BROKE #BROKE #BROKE #HELP) i am not very good at saving it OOPS, but yeah that's basically what i do outside of this blog. also i do the exact same makeup routine whether im going to counseling or the club which i think is very silly of me. i know what i like hehehehe

i have a very big passion for humanity and it's mostly shown in an interest in subcultures, history, and psychology. i am autistic #autistic and i like to study people to understand. that's my main non-fandom interest i think. that + perfume!

fandom stuff hehe HI THIS IS WHAT YOURE HERE FOR PROBABLY i like joost klein and dan and phil and danganronpa (SORRY)

also yeah of course gyaru(o) big interest but honestly at this point it's not just an interest to me im ngl it's a core part of me like #yup. #thatsme

i have a fiance! that's a big one i always forget to mention because i always forget not everyone knows. we're in an open relationship but he will always be my number one :) ignore the nishiki bit

im bad at dms and much better in group chats/in person but i promise i do not let things die on purpose im just awko taco over text :') keep texting i'll get the hang of it

that's all! thanks for reading!! hope to see u on this page!

[ronaldist]

i have an awful lot of piercing plans for someone who cries at the dentist

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shameless selfie dump bcuz i think i look nice rn :) yes that is a Unity tattoo no i am not posting it until it's healed

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btw even if i don't have the energy to do them all i love getting tagged in reblog games >:)

[ronaldist]

u miss one night of sleep and now everyone gotta die

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[im-a-rock]

When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.

I was also the most calm person in the ER.

@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though

@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts 

[mayawithany]

I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)

@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p

[laurieheehee]

i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7

@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam

@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!

[legalityoftheraccoons]

dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets

I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?

open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged

[black--stars]

Three random facts:

One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.

I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.

When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.

@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol

three random facts:

1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.

2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.

3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)

@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23

feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)

[nebulae-astros-official]

1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm

2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}

3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags

[kingkit7734]

Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see

My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)

I never speak in public, like, at all

I only drink, and only ever will drink water

Open tags !

[randomsokk]

1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)

2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks

3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?

Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft

[bacone-official]

i have a mullet

I really dislike physical contact

I have a rock and marble collection

Tags

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @7-eleven-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @satan-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical + open tags!!!

[dying-pen-offical]

Oh. Uh. Something my followers wouldn't know...uhmmm...oh God...UHHHH...I don't know what I HAVEN'T told people about...

I have a bunch of bells tied to my bedroom door so I can hear whenever someone enters my room?

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @toaster-waffle-offical @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Hmmmm....

I actually prefer brownies over cookies, my favorite color is a dark royal purple, and I despise pink "girly" things when given to me.

@knickknat @ameelawless @totallyestrogen @international-electromatics @ca-cupid-offical @gay-missionary-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @gay-news-offical @queer-offical @queenofshippingcringe +open tags

[knickknat]

I drink A TON of water on a daily basis. It's to the point where I might be over-hydrated.

@thetyrannytranny @vox-is-me @ihateeveyoneandeverything @jdoeseverythingwrong @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @celinamorningstar @niktokof @dragons-teardrops @bat-phantom + any mutual I forgor

[thetyrannytranny]

I’m Hispanic, and my father is from Colombia

@avhira @aceofhearts64 @aceofpans @drudg30n @maolonq @march-of-the-finsettos @mang0chees3 @linguinemunch @transewenmontagu @trans-marvin @troglodyke1895 @thelytokouscatwhimsy @thecompletionistsystem @ghostlybluetrain

[transewenmontagu-deactivated202]

The reason I initially blew up on pinterest was because I made a brainrot version of newsies called mewsies. To this day, my pins with the most comments and likes are mewsies.

@your-local-soc-girl @i-am-a-guest (yall knew that but shhhh) @pandora-audax @thespian-and-lesbian @gay-christian-borle @iambecomelasagne

[gay-christian-borle]

Ty 4 tag!!!!

I have aphantaisia

i had a Jamaican accent as a small child

I used to be a HUGE cg5 fan and went to a cg5 concert

i once dressed up as the ENTIRE band tally hall for Halloween

@timmyytoughknuckles @self-proclaimed-fan @engag3d @ronaldist

+ open tags :D

[ronaldist]

TY FOR TAG!

this post is so long omg but im never resisting the urge to yap about myself

-i have ancestry on every continent except for the arctics + the americas, despite me living in canada rn! my parents were gonna have me in japan, but i was born here cause they thought id have a better time. i guess we'll never know if they were right

-my eyes are a -9 and WORSENING. i also have astigmatism

-i usually get to bed around 5-8am and wake up around 3-8pm, unless i have something the next day and stay up. DONT DO THIS

-i have around 6 eyelid folds on each eye!

-im tongue tied, i have an underbite (in the process of being fixed), and i only have one canine. not that the other one is flat, i literally only have one

-i am under 5ft tall at 22 🥲🥲

-i have the same gastrointestinal disease Corpse has, but i do not have the same raw aura unfortunately LOL. it's a horrible disorder, but i get told i have a cute voice pretty often so bonus!! (it doesn't sound anything like corpse's)

-i had a lipsync tiktok with a few tens of thousands of followers that i haven't posted to in literal ages, so i kinda forgot about until recently, when someone at the club randomly recognized me from it and i literally jumped in fear

-i have a secret art account on here muahahaha (it's not that much of a secret it's so easy to find)

-my safe food is natto!!

hi friends @xxmarchxx @denpakitty @meshhis

[ronaldist]

"i don't have time for this" says the person who has way too much time for everything

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u miss one night of sleep and now everyone gotta die

[ronaldist]

discord tip #1: if you type in the wrong channel you get added to the soup !!

[dogpuppy]

[wordfather]

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speed running a jaw pain flare up by blasting joost thru bone conduction headphones

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i change the arc in my name depending on what's going on in my life btw

[xxmarchxx]

Heavy is the hand that draws the yaoi

[ronaldist]

ever since i was a kid i've always dreamed of signing up to be an event dj and playing the worst dj set imaginable just for fun

[mercymaker]

you're on the reblog website. reblog things.

[ronaldist]

if you're not gonna push yourself to get better for yourself, do it out of spite. the rest follows imo