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stressed but well dressed

[themandaloriansource]

The Macaroon Saga™

[campmiasmas]

I told you before, ogres don’t live happily ever after!

[mikaeled]

There’s a protein in chicken egg whites that can give people migraines, and I get it. The cast of Birds of Prey interviewed for Fandango

[egirlradicalism-deactivated2020]

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

[nutsacktorturer]

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

[stream]

The Boys (2019- ) S01E02 “Cherry”

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[missmargaretcarter]

We taught him that, right?  I didn’t teach him that, and you definitely didn’t.

(Promise me you’ll do this. I promise.)

[pi-la]

[africant]

Is it me, or does Clover fall in love more often than Mandy maxes out her credit card?

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[ankle-beez]

me the millisecond i get out of avengers endgame

[ruinedchildhood]

[ohbellamy]

#the ultimate dilemma

[throwbackblr]

[eupunzels]

[thebootydiaries]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[ruinedchildhood]