in dog years, i'm gay

Jesi - they/them, 30, bi, ♋/♌, INTJ, disabled ✌️ I block empty blogs in case of bots  (desktop sidebar image by 19works)

[luckticket]

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Because I think some recent followers might be actually looking to follow back my side blogs instead of my main lol:

Dragon Age: nice-night-for-an-evening

Baldur's Gate 3: myconidspores

[stuckinapril]

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

[stuckinapril]

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[halondrus]

My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.

What is your #1 video game recommendation

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[spiralfucker]

Le Me: U try to fuck a adhd bi dude in 2026 and they can’t even focus on getting fucked for more than 10 seconds without getting out their phone and watching an interior motives clip on reels and saying some stupid shit like “they read his bottom ass for filth fr 😭” like shut upppp。wait what was that . I heard someone did you hear that. No I’m serious girl i heard something 😂somethamgs outsidte.. I mgonna look . Oh my god what the fuck is that.

Thomas the flesh engine:

[micahulrichdraws]

NEW LIMITED TIME SALE! My hand-signed “Life & “Personal Growth” Small Art Prints are now discounted while supplies last! You can check ‘em out in my web shop (in my bio)! ❤️

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[king-the-pathetic]

Uh oh, the owner of the house caught us

[king-the-pathetic]

Crazy proportions on this dude

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[polytropic-liar]

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[em-iliart]

It’s clawing at the bars of my brain

[lyril]

compilation

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year