in dog years, i'm gay

Jesi - they/them, 30, bi, ♋/♌, INTJ, disabled ✌️ I block empty blogs in case of bots  (desktop sidebar image by 19works)

[luckticket]

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Because I think some recent followers might be actually looking to follow back my side blogs instead of my main lol:

Dragon Age: nice-night-for-an-evening

Baldur's Gate 3: myconidspores

[polytropic-liar]

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[em-iliart]

It’s clawing at the bars of my brain

[lyril]

compilation

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[ahomer1983]

I haven't seen nearly enough Witch Hat Atelier content on here. That show is amazing, everyone go watch it!

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

[viejospellejos]

Típico de belgas malinois

[veliseraptor]

#what if we gave a german shepherd meth? (via @madtomedgar)

[sr-roto]

[holllanov]

It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.

for anon

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[wretchedly]

Me: I think I’ll get another video of me shedding Blaer out. The internet loved it last year

Tito:

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[huffylemon]

[the-one-eyed-seer]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dogpuppy]