Ron Swanson Says...

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Ron Swanson says “Haircuts: There are three acceptable haircuts: High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut”.

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Ron Swanson says ‘Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.’

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PARKS AND RECREATION Ms. Knope Goes to Washington (5x01)

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“I can do what I want” - Ron Swanson

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“What’s cholesterol?”

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Ron Swanson says ‘Friends: One to three is sufficient.’

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Still as true as ever...

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Ron Swanson says ‘I want to live in America!

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“I’ve been practicing social distancing since I was four years old” - Ron Swanson

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Ron Swanson says ‘Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.’

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Ron Swanson says 'When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name'

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Ron Swanson says 'Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.'

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Ron Swanson says "Greatness Itself: The best revenge"