Rook_E_Guppy

life be a tea cup ride and I'm riding in it with lunatics 🩵💛🤍 I go by nomaru, rook, guppy, Huginn, Carmine all pronouns except neo and it

[atomicraft]

For those who don’t follow grizzly on Instagram, they finished the campaign page art for the website !!!

LOOK AT THESE

[dcxdpdabbles]

Alfred: Hello?

Pa Kent: Good morning Alfred. Are you busy today? Ma and I are in Gotham for that fancy art gallery Clark is writing about. Did you have some time to meet us for lunch before the event?

Alfred: Oh, sorry, Pa, unfortunately, I have my hands full with the latest shenanigans of the children.

Pa: Oh? What happened?

Alfred: Master Dick, has discovered he is a father.

Pa shocked: Dick has kids?

Alfred: Yes, we believe they're from the same place as Mister Bart Allen.

Pa: Oh. That makes sense. How is Dick handling everything?

Alfred: Very well. He's ecstatic to be a father. It's his children who are....reluctant.

Pa: What do you mean?

Alfred: Hold on. Let me send you a picture of the children when Master Dick told them he was thier father.

Danny/Dan/Dani:

Pa: Well....they certainly resemble Dick. He looked the same when I asked him to help me birth a calf. How old are they?

Alfred: Master Dan is the oldest; he's twelve. Master Daniel is the middle one at ten, and Miss Danielle is the youngest at eight. They're sweet children, but they do not seem interested in being brought into the Waynes' home. They've negotiated with Master Bruce to get them rooms at the most expensive hotel in Gotham, in exchange for not running away. It took us months to even corner them.

Pa: Wow that sounds so stressful. I understand that your busy we could reschedule-

Ma taking the phone: Alfred, let Dick handle his kids. You deserve a day off. Join us for lunch, wine and dine at the art gallery with us and if the night goes well, let us get you naked between us.

Pa scandalized in the background: That's too forward!

Alfred: What time and where are we doing lunch?

Bruce sitting across from Alfred and overheard everything: Now Clark will know the pain of the butler dating one's parents. Let's see him laugh now. I hope he suffers.

Dick lying face down on the floor: My kids called me unnatural for being in shape, and now my grandpa is getting more action in one night than I've had in the past six months. This is it. My life has no more meaning.

[garabato0s]

did they look like these? @dcxdpdabbles

[millastaria]

today's mini fellas are the young prodigies ✨

[patryckcake]

team young prodigies ♡ ♡

[miximyx]

the young prodigies in search for a fight!!

[segamascott]

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

[tabletimed]

guys you all missed me while i was gone right? like you all noticed i was posting less right?

Anyways this was what i was working on!!!!! doomed siblings on the mind!!

[toastybeanies]

I’ve somehow managed to get sick- so requests are slow again TvT have a Grian I drew on Tuesday

Inspired by the ddvau Halloween costume Grian!

[lady-doodlebug]

I drew this scene from Ponyo as Lizzie and Joel in Empires smp s1

[yourlocalavian]

So I'm rewatching some of Apo's Bannerfall streams rn, and I'm catching all these little details I didn't the first time I watched them

Like these little interactions in chats-

I love them sm 😂😂😂

[pastelflamingo]

Bannerfall scott hanging with cherri or mae?:3cc

I happen to have a sketch of post cannon bf!Scott and bf!Mae from a couple of days ago (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[sapphiresacrosanct]

I think I get it now, I do. They name hurricanes after people, but no one remembers the wind— only his name, and longing’s mercurial eye.

[spoonfowl]

something about tf!scott and tf!pyro's dynamic devastates me; like, they're estranged childhood best friends, yes, but scott still knows that pyro is mischievous so he sticks around to make sure he's safe. pyro still knows that he can trust scott to be reliable, so he can be a little reckless if he wanted to. they constantly argue, but when they sense some bullshit going on, they immediately share a knowing look, no words needed. they yell at each other about responsibility and betrayal, but as soon as the other one seems to be in danger they immediately check up on them. when scott pretends to hide to get away from people, pyro tells them he left. when there are some shenanigans about, scott just knows if pyro did it or not. it's just so "you and i are strangers with memories of each other" and "i don't talk to you anymore but i still know how you like your coffee" and i am just so. normal about that

[qinnyanimation]

Tf!Majorsycythe post

Og

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[tabletimed]

Past Life, you have enamored me.

Bonus: The silly Villies fillies