Roosterteeth!

[christianstepmoms]

master has called dobby a slur

[christianstepmoms]

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[lizardsister]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[sexhaver]

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

dude honestly...............radioactive.....radioactive....

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[noxee]

[crazymagicbullshit]

[magearna]

[intensional]

can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[golden-buddle]

You forgot the Sequel!!

[whywouldtheydothattome]

Y'all ever have these days where you just wake up in the morning and think “I can’t keep going like this forever” or “I’m too tired to keep living”? Because same.

[asking-the-death]

You need a private talk? Just send me an ask!:)

[isomniacs-journal]

I deserve to be hurt

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[teacraft]

guys i found diamonds 😎

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[gunmax-no]

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.