Jun 3, 2024
How To Not Get Laid:
A Step-By-Step Guide for Shibari Riggers
1. Make sure your knots are perfect
2. Stare at your rope the whole time
3. Classical music is actually really cool and not dorky
4. Remember, complicated ties = better experience
5. Ask "is that ok?" as much as possible
6. Skip negotiation. It's boring.
7. Tie quickly. Time is money.
8. Don't practice patterns. Just freestyle, man.
9. Use random sharp pain to keep them awake
10. Take a photo - that's the whole point anyway
