THAT IRISH BOY

[svagt]

[voxvallisnocte-a]

“He smells like cigarettes and mistakes.”

— (via caelestispunk)

[wmublaine]

Of course I somehow managed to get sick the second we got back from Spring Break, which made being back in Lima in the 'spring' even more depressing. So thank you to all of you from the bottom of my heart for all the fun stories and pictures because I'm pretty sure I would've lost my mind without them. I pretty much never get sick, so this was... an experience.

Now that I'm feeling better (and high on an overdose of caffeine) could someone perhaps fill me in on what I missed this past week? And please don't tell me to just read the Muckraker, because we all know that's not exactly a reliable source.

[rorydflanagan]

I'm glad that you're feeling better. I hate that you got sick, lad. Hopefully it's all out of your system now, and you're getting back to normal.

I don't really know of anything going on. On my end at least. I'm actually not sure of anything that went on, other than classes. Wish I could be more help to you, Blaine, but alas, I have come up short. Did you have enough energy to get some reading done though?

[jacobbenisreal]

My friend from high school's name was Norbert, and he went by Nory. So it's entirely possible. That or Lorelai.

Okay, but I have a theory. Frannie doesn't know she was part of the square. But Sam had feelings for her and Mercedes. And Cody had feelings for Sam and Mercedes. And Mercedes had feelings for Frannie and Cody. And only Frannie had feelings for Sam. Oh, it's all adding up now.

Oh, yeah definitely! I haven't forgotten all the people you got all flustered during the blackout. We need that kind rizz to bring in more hotties.

[rorydflanagan]

Nory for Norbert? I could see that. Lorelai? I don’t know about that one.

That’s an interesting theory. Confusing, but interesting. It still doesn’t sound true to me though. Sorry, lad.

Was it really that many people? I only really knew of…one person..? Rizz? What is that? So people would come for the accent and stay for the sex. Is that what you’re saying, lad? And if you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was say so, and not hide behind the orgy of it all.

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[jacobbenisreal]

Rory sounds like it should be short for something. Is it an Irish name?

The love square was with Frannie, Cody, Mercedes, and Sam. It was in the muckraker. Also, that was an alleged love square. Yeah, so far everyone is denying the orgy and the love square. WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM THEATER KIDS. Don't worry, if I start one at the next cast party, I'll let you know!

[rorydflanagan]

Really? That’s a new one. I wonder what it would be short for? Not Rorbert though. Rory is actually an Irish name.

Eh. That pretty much sounds fake with who you just listed. If they’re all denying it, then I think they’re more than likely telling the truth. Are you saying you want to be in an orgy with me?

[wmufranniefabray]

FRANNIE: You're a lot better than I am. My patience is awful most of the time. FRANNIE: It's not a problem. You can always talk to me. Even if it's about Quinn! I'm pretty certain she had to talk to my friends in the past about my drama when I was younger, so it's fine. FRANNIE: That's really lovely. She sounded like a total sweetheart. Do you have any other family in Ireland that still send things, or does that not happen anymore? FRANNIE: It was a lot of fun! I'm pretty convinced he got the approval within five minutes. No one can ever not adore Sammy, right?

[rorydflanagan]

RORY: I’m sure it’s not that bad, love.

RORY: It’s greatly appreciated. Honestly, I’ll probably keep most of the Quinn stuff on the pages. That is your sister after all. You? Drama? Nooooooo

RORY: I’ve gotten something from my sister and niece, who tried to include my brother. But it’s only been the one time. My da could care less 🤷🏻‍♂️

RORY: That’s great! I’m so glad it worked out. I adore the lad! He’s a good one.

[wmufranniefabray]

Just to clarify - that did not happen. Ew, guys?! If you're going to gossip, at least do it privately or make sure you're talking about something with a glimpse of truth.

[rorydflanagan]

I’m sorry, love. I was just trying to figure out what he was talking about. I’m still confused, honestly.

[wmufranniefabray]

FRANNIE: Well...time is a healer. Time helps. And hopefully, time will reveal what you need to know. FRANNIE: That's good to hear. FRANNIE: I'm pretty good at figuring things out eventually. 😉 FRANNIE: Your momma would send you a care package?! FRANNIE: I'm really sorry again - about your momma. There's no reason at all for me to complain about my silly family squabbles. It feels insensitive. We can stop talking about it if you'd prefer? FRANNIE: My Easter was nice! We went to the Easter Sunday Service with my momma and she met Sam for the first time.

[rorydflanagan]

RORY: Absolutely. I’m a patient person, I think. Also, I appreciate your advice, even if it was about Quinn

RORY: Apparently 😂

RORY: She would! She’d send baked goods, pictures, and notes, mainly. Sometimes she’d put things she found that made her think of me or she’d thought I’d like.

RORY: It’s okay. One day of Spring Break was a bit rough because it was five months, but I kind of just drank it away. 😐 But I don’t mind talking about it at all. As long as it helps you get it off your chest, I’m all ears. Or eyes I guess.

RORY: That sounds so nice! How did that go?! Sam seems like all the moms would love him so hopefully it went well!

[jacobbenisreal]

It's better than just Jacob or Jake. That makes me wonder, is Rory short for anything? Like Rorbert, maybe?

Yes, right after the lockdown. It was a big deal. There’s talks of an orgy that supposedly didn’t happened in the pool-house shower during last year’s spring musical cast party. Not to be confused with the love square she was in last month. Love square being a love triangle with four people, and not a sex position, like one might initially think. Anyway, I'm not convinced the orgy didn't happen. Theater kids know how to get down.

[rorydflanagan]

I can understand that. But noted. Rorbert? What? Nope. Rory is just Rory.

Whoa. That’s a lot of information, lad. Love square? Who are you talking about? I’m still a bit lost. I mean, maybe the orgy did happen. I guess we’ll never know until someone comes forward that was there and says that it happened, yeah?

[rorydflanagan]

RORY: Of course. I got you, Frannie. 🙂

RORY: It most definitely is important. But I don’t think it would actually change anything, honestly.

RORY: The connection mainly. I won’t go into too much detail to spare you and your brain.

RORY: Pshhhh. You’re the wonderful one, love.

RORY: [deleted] Oh fuck.

RORY: I… yeah. That’s why I was trying not to go into too much detail.

RORY: I’M SORRY, LOVE. But now you know why I’m just not going to say anything. She won’t choose me.

RORY: I don’t like them. My mam would have loved you, and she would have gladly taken you as a bonus kid. 😊

[wmufranniefabray]

FRANNIE: How do you know? I...really think that honesty is so much more important than holding back. There's a reason an ex is an ex, after all. [ AFTER TYPING AND RE-TYPING ] FRANNIE: That's okay. I hope you know this doesn't change my advice. You still deserve to be treated with all of the respect and appreciation. Even if it is my sister. FRANNIE: Perhaps spare some of the gory details, though. Pretty please. FRANNIE: At least you'd have an answer either way, so you can either be swoooooped off your feet, or you can move to be treated better. FRANNIE: Well...thank you, I suppose. That's really sweet of you to say. FRANNIE: How is your day going so far?

[rorydflanagan]

RORY: I don’t know. It’s just a feeling. I can put all of my feelings into my writing. Although, I think it depends on how the relationship ended.

RORY: The situation has been nothing but respectful on both parts, if that helps.

RORY: Absolutely. That’s why I was being as vague as possible, but you kind of figured it out.

RORY: I don’t know about swooping off the feet, but I get what you’re saying, love.

RORY: It’s just.. I’m sure my mam would ask about you all the time, and when she’d send a care package, she’d send you something too. She always asked about the friends I had here.

RORY: It’s going. I’m ready for a nap 💤 How’s your day going? How was your Easter? Hopefully it was good 🤞🏻

[rorydflanagan]

Well, I just might take you up on that offer.

[smythesolo]

Heh.

Just drop me a message anytime. And I'll be there.

[rorydflanagan]

You got it, lad. I’ll probably be messaging you soon then.

[rorydflanagan]

Things can change. Maybe a little of the second thing. Who knows.

[smythesolo]

Heh. Well I can definately help with the second thing, anytime.

[rorydflanagan]

Well, I just might take you up on that offer.

[rorydflanagan]

I don’t actually. I just know some people don’t actually mean harm by it.

…Good to know..? I mean, I could probably ask around myself and see what other people say too. But good on you for keeping your word.

[jacobbenisreal]

Like how people call me JBI because of the other Jacobs/Jakes.

Yeah, talk to Frannie. Maybe she'll tell you why she quit and spill any tea about the orgy.

[rorydflanagan]

Oh. I mean, I guess that makes sense. Do you like being called JBI?

She quit? Wait, orgy? I’m completely lost and completely curious now.

[rorydflanagan]

@jacobbenisreal replied to this: You only wore ONE shirt the entire week?!? Oh, because you went shirtless most of the time??? –Jacob Ben Israel

No, I wore a few, but I only wore them for a few hours at a time. Mainly at night while I was in a club or somethin'. But, yes. I went shirtless most of the time. Didn't ya?

[jacobbenisreal]

Oh, cool! How were the clubs in Mexico? I past a few, but they looked crowded AF. Also, I stopped trying to get in because they didn't believe I was eighteen. Even after I showed them my passport. I didn't go shirtless, unless I was going into the pool. I wore a tank.

[rorydflanagan]

They were pretty good. They knew how ta keep the party goin’. Ya aren’t wrong there, lad. They were definitely crowded. Well that’s okay that ya didn’t go shirtless. Ya preferences are more than valid.

[rorydflanagan]

You never know. Maybe things have changed.

[smythesolo]

Oh? And what might have changed? Or you just eager to let out a bit of agression on my throat?

[rorydflanagan]

Things can change. Maybe a little of the second thing. Who knows.

[rorydflanagan]

God. The way I wanted to say something dirty about you enjoying it rough.

@smythewmu

You can say anything you want to me, lad.

[smythesolo]

Heh. I'm not sure any sentence that ends with "Facefuck me Irish" is really gonan be good to put on out there, don't you think?.

[rorydflanagan]

You never know. Maybe things have changed.