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💋 RORY M. 15 • SLYTHERIN • SHOE ENTHUSIAST Daughter of Tony. Lover of all things Italian. Send me flowers or pasta, and I just might fall in love. Hitting you up with all the hottest news. Lights, camera, word play. 💄 If Leverett, Jacob, Jimmy or Phil is reading this, HMU😘

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text $ ary

Archie: Dude, I'm telling you. There's no way I would ever in a million years actually tell Hailey any of that. I'm not stupid!

Rory: I am not a dude nor do I wish to be called one but I will say that I am curious about what you could never tell the Little girl.

Rory: Tell mama Rory all about it.

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TEXT 💄 BRORY

Rory: BROOKE, I JUST HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE THOUGH.

Rory: WHAT IF I END UP ALONE? LiKE WHO WOULDN'T LOVE ME?

Rory: BUT WHAT IF?

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TEXT 🎩 ROMMY

Rory: So did you ever figure out what was going on with this first kiss fantasy you got going on?

Rory: You never really spilled the beans on who you thought about it being and I just wanna know if I need to push someone into the newspaper office.

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You're the only person I really consider my equal.

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LEVERETT, JACOB, JIMMY

BED: @jungledudejake and @levlumos 

WED: @jamesdubois because he’s husband material and knows it. 

BEHEAD: None because it would be tragic to kill such beautiful creatures when you could wed or bed them instead.

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Lily, Tommy, Mary Kate

BED: @mkhood​ because I love a woman plays a good game of quidditch.

WED: @lilyliddell​, sweetie deserves the best so clearly I’m the best choice.

BEHEAD: @tommytopper is too stuck in wonderland for me.

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#look at this cutie in her wizarding robes

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TEXT 📓 RILY

Lily: Okay, so this probably isn't a thing that you can relate to because I'm sure you had your first kiss a million zillion years ago, but sometimes when I start daydreaming where my first one will be, it's somewhere totally normal, like out in the rain or under the moonlight on a clear night, or at my front door after I'm being dropped off from a date. But then other times it's, you know, in the newspaper office and that's not weird, right? I mean, I didn't THINK the newspaper office was some kind of aphrodisiac but I feel like I keep having this fantasy a lot and I don't know if that means there's something wrong with me or if I just find words really sexy!

Rory: Where's my tl;dr when you need it?

Rory: I wouldn't say a million zillion years ago though I'm pretty sure everyone daydreams about their first kiss, I guess. I mean you just dream realistically. OR..

Rory: OR there's someone on newspaper you've been day dreaming about? Oooh is there someone on newspaper you're day dreaming about??? Tell Mama Rory everything!

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Continued from here | @jamesdubois

Rory didn’t have many people in her circle of friends that she trusted to spend her time with outside of Brooke and Mindy but she had to admit that Jimmy definitely had a way of making her smile. She had tried to deny it before but it was clear with how often she found herself wandering over to spend time with him that he was part of the circle of trusted people she had. “Are you supposed to be a formal apology?” She asked, shaking her head at how ridiculous the boy in front of her could be sometimes. Of course he would choose a pun as a Halloween costume. “Maybe you should go back to square one though. I don’t know how many others are going to get it like you want. It took me a minute and like you said, smartest person you know.”

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TEXT 💋💄 ROOKIE

BROOKE: H O N E S T L Y. Ugh, in a perfect world, this dorm would be just you and me, but since we HAVE to share, couldn't we at least have shared it with someone whose voice doesn't sound like nails on a chalkboard?

RORY: I mean you could be stuck with your rival for the throne but at this point anyone is better than her. I bet those pink horrors they call shoes are hers!

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TEXT 💋💄 ROOKIE

RORY: If she doesn't shut up soon, I am not going to be held responsible for setting her hair on fire.

RORY: It would only make it look better if we're being completely honest.

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Friendly reminder from your neighborhood newpaper the Hogwarts Gazette: Wear purple during this month in honor of domestic violence awareness. You never know who’s our there needing support and with all the drama that the VKs have back on the isle, I’m sure they need it especially. Niceties aside, would the owner of the ugly pink crocs, please take a deep look in the mirror and ask yourself why you thought those were a good idea? They’re about as attractive as Professor S. Thomas-Finnegan thinks he is and that’s saying something. I can’t study with those monstrosities in my vision and how else will I be able to keep the paper going to give you the latest news if I’m blinded by those gag-me-pink freakshoes?

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