working on it

working on it

[haiderabd51]

[meowmeow1996-blog1]

[larvinya]

[capacity]

In 2018 we’re getting over it

[hakuteeth]

1d reunion

zayn and harry: fist fighting

niall: can i please get a waffle

[rosadoves]

WE ON A NEW WAVE

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

[sorelatabledottumblerdotcom]

slap that pussy to pieces

[argonraptor]

this is my last resort

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

[kaleighbytheway]

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

[queerdungeons]

whys everyone on this site a compulsive liar

[hotvampireadjacent]

and all the lawyers clapped

[heda-organa]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Do “flat earthers” think all the planets are flat or just the Earth?

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Fuckin goofball thinks there’s other planets.

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

a leader of the KKK was found dead TURN THE FUCK UP

[neomexicanismos]

Arte urbano de Addy Fernández Facte

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

[happysuggestions]

you’re here, and so am i! it may be just a dream, but at least we’re together

[jackisreallycool]

I've never been to WalMart in my life. Sure my physical self has been on a handful of occasions, but spiritually or mentally, I've never been