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ROSALIE KOENIG 24 • SAILOR SCOUT • FLOWER CHILD • SINGLE Science Education major. T.A.for the Biology Department. Daughter to the fairest of them all. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I'm always happy to help.

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Rosalie Koenig

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TEXT 👑 JOHN JOHN

Johnny: I don't know if that's really a good look. Remember when Britney Spears did that and everyone was like OOO BREAKDOWN. Most people can't pull off bald as well as Natalie Portman. We could try something else, skinny dipping, egging a sorority house, raiding FG's confiscated items cabinet...

Johnny: Maybe they're confusing you with Ivy. She's not very memorable.

Rosalie: bubt pepople stilzl remembered her! i could cut it shmorter! vi ujts neepd a whyole cnew loo!k nko eggjing khouses but the othmer twlo wi could do!

Rosalie: yiou tqhink so?

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TEXT 💌 % ROSAKATE

Mary Kate: RELATABLE. That was me last semester, I felt like I was always too busy with classwork to do any of the fun stuff. But don't worry lol it hasn't happened yet, it's hard to get on the calendar when other sororities and fraternities have events or mixers pretty much every weekend. We want to do it when people can actually come.

Rosalie: I wonder if people would still be interested in doing it now because I'm 100% still up for it. Anything to get out of this funk I've gotten into.

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TEXT $$ ROSILEEN

Aileen: As amazing as I'm sure I'd look in those, nope, I'm more of a mini-skirt kind of girl :-p

Aileen: When did you last see yours, though? I can help you search.

Rosalie: Sorry about that Aileen! Guess I texted the wrong person!

Rosalie: Last I saw, on my body which obviously they aren't anymore.

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TEXT 👑 JOHN JOHN

Johnny: I think it's never too late to reinvent yourself, just look at Lady Gaga.

Johnny: Well, what's the least boring thing you can think of then? I'm all for a little chaos. Who the fuck has been calling you boring though?

Rosalie: goodd! then it's timse hto scwitch thinqgs up

Rosalie: i don't know?? shave off awll my hqair?? and peoplie zkeep saying they don't remember whdo i amm xso i maust be boirng!

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TEXT $$ ROSILEEN

Rosalie: Hey did you take Zimmermann Empire guipure lace wide leg pants out of my closet?

Rosalie: I can't find them.

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TEXT 👑 JOHN JOHN

Rosalie: johnzny! r

Rosalie: dao yyou think it's too latee for qa new year new mce moment?

Rosalie: im'm tired of fpeploe callging lme boring

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TEXT 💌 % ROSAKATE

Rosalie: So are we still doing the philanthropy night or did I miss it because I'm so fucking busy?

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What's your go to karaoke song?

I’ve always been partial to Adele so maybe “One and Only” or “Turning Tables”. I love to pretend I’d be anywhere as near decent to sing them but let’s not lie that much.

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text ✉️$ kostalie

Kostas: You mean you're not the girl of my dreams?

Rosalie: Smooth but I doubt I am. Might wanna try another dream girl who's not taken.

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text ✉️$ kostalie

Kostas: Gone before I even woke up? Damn girl, and I thought I was cold.

Rosalie: Unless I experienced some kind of alcohol induced daze, I think you have the wrong person, love.

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TEXT 🐲🌹 MOSALIE

Mal: And I can definitely ignore it if you want me to.

Mal: I can also listen if you want.

Rosalie: I'd hate to be a bother. I'm sure you have better things to do than listen to me rant :(

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TEXT 🐲🌹 MOSALIE

Rosalie: But what if he decides he wants to leave me to be with that wannabe bad bitch??

Rosalie: I don't wanna think about losing him :/

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Rosalie: Oh! Sorry Mal, that wasn't meant for you!

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TEXT 👑 MARALIE

Marley: Okay okay let's see gifts... I love purses! And accessories! Anything with pink really.

Rosalie: Perfect! I know just what to get you then! Or at least a few ideas!

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TEXT 👑 MARALIE

Marley: [unsent] I WANT LOVE

Marley: I JUST WANT YOU TO COME CELEBRATE IT WITH ME

ROSALIE: I am always down to celebrate silly! But maybe I wanted to get you a gift too~

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TEXT 👑 MARALIE

Rosalie: HEYWHATDOYOUWANTFORYOURBIRTHDAY??