Random Rants

self-explanatory

[3laboration-deactivated20160402]

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

[tinderboyz]

[love-this-pic-dot-com]

In case you dont get any tonight

[lovelywiishes]

[lovelywiishes]

[therestoomanny]

Rapid Fire Jokes

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it’d be a foot!

[johnisannoying]

I am very lonely at work and this is how I pass the time.  

[thekidswant-acid]

[sillyenfp-deactivated20160130]

[eptsam]

I’m a kawaii potato hahahaha XD

[gifsee]

[halseycon]

Food ❤️ on We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/106045039/via/nadia_kajee

[fanduhmbs]

I mean, she was the only one around and she wasn’t helping her, she is the prime suspect of this injustice. 

[babygoatsandfriends]

*upbeat music plays in background*

[inviernoenelbalcon]

[poursomelesbianhotsauceonit]

She has a point, lol.

[draculaclothing]

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[deanwinchuster]