I Love Dying and Being Bread

Jokes on you. I was the stupid decision.

[catchmewhispering-blog]

me being fake as hell during job interviews

[venus-star13]

Boys

Who

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Boys

[xxx-darkiplier-xxx]

Girls

Who

Don’t

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Girls

[venus-star13]

Damn

Straight

[sonicisdead2me]

But what if they ain’t straight?

[venus-star13]

Damn

Gay

?????

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

[outofcontextdiscord]

[justlikesuperstars]

[schizoidprince]

my form of communication is as follows: 

two worded phrases

the word “wow” in different tones 

occasional “oh my god” 

nodding and shaking head 

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[bortoukali]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[prisonhannibal]

minority culture is being labelled too political because you dont want to be friends with people who literally dont think you should have the same rights as them

[deviantsnart]

hey gamers

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[dumbgay]

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

[jaoxn-deactivated20141121]

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[moonlitsaiyan]

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

[kingnelly]

🙏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾😂

[baastratadeg]

Lol at size and price range

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean