[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Clowns can reproduce asexually with ballon animals

Trust me there’s nothing asexual about it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! this is the exact interspecies breeding that resulted in furbies in the first place. isn’t that neat? isn’t that interesting

[flyingelectric]

Why would you say this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I thrive on the discomfort of others

[liquid-geodes]

Then prepare to wither

[maxburnett]

[jackiietaylor]

you know it’s disney movie release time when disney gets its first ever gay character for the twelfth time

[doomtribble73]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fun fact I’m in the audience at tonight’s Hannah Gadsby show

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tonight a queer autistic millennial enby got to watch an autistic gnc lesbian perform her sold-out comedy show while it was filmed for a netflix special. 

I can’t imagine what it would have meant for me and so, so many other children if we’d grown up seeing people like Gadsby on stage. if we’d grown up knowing we weren’t an anomaly or aberration. knowing that people like us could be celebrated. or even have our name in lights. 

let’s make sure kids today have it better than we did. keep making neurodiverse/queer people visible, in the spotlight and out. normalize our existence. 

No child should grow up believing they are broken because they are different. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Roast my profile pic

You look like you're in pain but haven't noticed yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you're my favorite

i’m also my favorite

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so, why pink?

i want pink to be indelibly associated w/ a creeping sense of unease, as nature intended

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That sounds like the appropriate reaction to pick. It’s Not Quite Blood and Not Quite Milk.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

brightens my day when someone manages to creep my out on my own post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! a blood-milk mixture is actually a traditional Massai (ethnic group in parts of Kenya & Tanzania) ritual drink used on certain celebratory occasions!

[arguablysomaya]

Tim: Bruce, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.

Bruce: But you love your dinosaur chicken!

Tim: Yeah...when I was eight.

Jason: We are men now, B.

Dick, playing with his chicken: Rawr!

[arguablysomaya]

Bruce: Where the hell were you last night, Jason?!?

Jason: I was at a party smoking weed.

Tim, with a mouthful of chips: Don't lie, you were at the library you fuckin nerd.

[arguablysomaya]

Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on board?

Alfred: *nudges Bruce* That should have been you.

Bruce: Not now, Alfred.

Alfred: They aren't asking a maniac who dresses up as a flying mammal every night for help, are they?

Bruce: This is a medical emergency.

Alfred: Why don't you throw a batarang at him, sir? See if that helps.

[sunfortune]

can not stop laughing at those behind the scenes photos bc it looks like sam and bucky at some event and sam dressed up for it like a normal person would while bucky just showed up in his dumbass winter soldier get up, face unwashed, whole arm OUT

[sunfortune]

sam dressed to the nines spotting bucky across the room: oh my god

bucky seeing sam and just NOW reading the room: oh my god

[sunfortune]

bucky: you shouldve told me!

sam: i have to Tell you to Not wear 8 backpack straps on your chest, bucky?

bucky:

sam: you need eight backpack straps to Protect your jacket with ONE sleeve, bucky?

[zsnes]

thank you for putting a stick and some leaves in my jar and poking a hole in the lid. i feel like i am more at home.

[icarianarts]

I love frogs so much I love it when they sit with their little hands tucked under themselves and how they always look like pleased gentlemen and never malicious or angry I justr really like fr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Why is your name just Gaud?

I have no idea. It was Gaudy for the longest time, like it says in my bio. Then all of a sudden you fuckrs changed the game on me

[slumbering-shadows]

Obviously because Gaudy sounds like a playful nickname whereas Gaud strikes fear in the hearts of many

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i pronounce gaud as ‘goat’

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You went from being called Gaudy to being called Gaud because you went from being a mild nuisance (like gaudy or flashy) to being an actual powerful problem (like God)

what r my other options