all we have in this life is masturbation. perhaps two or three other things as well.
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Kaledo Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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i don't do bad sauce passes

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all we have in this life is masturbation. perhaps two or three other things as well.
substances and posting
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
Sigh. At least I have this.
Bad writing is great!!!!
Bad writing means you took the time to write something, you, a real human being. It means you created something! And you have the awareness to see that there's room for improvement, too!!!
Bad writing is wonderful!!! Bad writing is a platform from which you can build your masterpiece! Bad writing is the backbone of good writing!
Give yourself permission to write badly. No, actually- give yourself permission to write something TERRIBLE. Give yourself permission to write such drivel that you can barely read it.
Nothing comes out a masterpiece the first time!! You think Isaac Asimov never wrote a total stinker he had to rebuild from the ground up? You think Jules Verne never wrote utter slop for a first draft?
WRITE SOMETHING AWFUL!!! Write something so bad you cringe about it years later!!! And then when that's done, write some more!!!!!
actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help
Thanks tumblr
happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody
billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday
thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened
im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
this lady is an icon i fear (x)
yea whatever anyway *animates yoshi doing a break dance*
It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it
Ever been an interesting mixture of horny and tired where you want to masturbate but are too tired to so you just sit there getting hornier wishing someone would just come do it for you?
Every damn night.
(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
Metato, Italy (by redcharlie)