Machinations Unparalleled

Give me asks! Its easier for me to find you when you make noise >:)

[rot-underling]

PINNED ROT POST

My tags:

#rot ask - asks that I have answered. #rot art requests - art that I have collected from other artists. #my art - stuff that I made. There's not much just yet. #rot bread - the rot bread saga. #fake iterator scheme - undercover as the enemy. #rot box scheme - the evil plan involving an evil cardboard box. #rot birds - attack of the birds. #rot drugs - nuf said. #favorites - my favorite posts of mine. #rot solicitation - asks I've sent in attempts to spread the word.

My rotted associates:

@rot-lizards-consume - the lizard union. @rot-soldier - the loyal one. @burden-long-legs - goofy one. @gregory-j-rotts - the saturating one. @abyssal-rot - the mysterious one. @theprinceofrot - his royal majesty. @sigma-100001 - rot thing. @rotten-machinery - ally afar. @ask-reborn-ruin - [CLASSIFIED]

My enemies:

@definitely-real-iterator - totally an enemy and not an alias. @eleven-pillars-of-bronze - [CLASSIFIED]

I am accepting art requests!

I don't often have motivation to do art, but I am open to complete requests whenever I do. While I would prefer rot related requests, I might do other kinds if I feel like it. Just submit an ask with your request, and I'll (probably) get to it eventually. Just make sure you specify that it is an art request, or else I'll just treat it like a normal ask.

[rot-underling]

does the rot give non-lethal hugs?

Under certain circumstances

[rot-underling]

*Backflips and gets swallowed by the rot on the ceiling*

BACKFLIP (+500)

NICE CATCH (+750)

HOLE IN ONE (+250)

Total Style Bonus: 2000 Points!

[rot-underling]

Should I perchance let the rot get me?

Asking for a friend

Yes.

Definitely.

[rot-underling]

What if, and hear me out right, I rot

Holy shit, I think you’re on to something…

[fivepebbles]

hey, So

I don't even know what to say. It's over for you.

[rot-underling]

That’s Rebeca, feed her some lilypuck and she’ll show mercy.

[five-pebbles-official]

FP: Hm... The act1vity surr0und1ng and 1nsid3 my can has decr3as3d s1gnificantly in the past cycl3s... That's rather 0dd, 1s something going 0n that 1've y3t t0 f1nd 0ut ab0ut...?

[rot-underling]

Don’t worry about it.

Everything’s fine.

[ababel]

can you watch over her for a moment

[rot-underling]

I can be trusted with defenseless iterators.

[dustamongfeathers]

Oh...

Oh! Really?

[rot-underling]

. . .

Y E S .

[ababel]

can you watch over her for a moment

[rot-underling]

I can be trusted with defenseless iterators.

[rainworldguy26]

Should I make a Brother long legs/BLL blog?

Yes!!

no>:(

I.. Don't care..

What

Voting ended onMay 17

Idk. It won't be very serious or anything but I think it will be fun to do!

[rot-underling]

J O I N U S

[ababel]

AU where nothing changes except the rot is green now

[rot-underling]

Hey everybody, how’s the weather-

E A T S L E E P G A M E R E P E A T

What the hell is going o-

M O U N T A I N D E W

Some please help me, I can’t control myse-

L E A G U E O F L E G E N D S

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[rot-underling]

Why don't you eat the Grapple Worms that grapple you?

... Do you simply not wish to, are you physically unable to, or are you just not bothered at all?

1. Don’t care

2. Taste bad

3. I AM BLIND

[indiestsnake]

I’m still immune to the ao3 author curse by the way. even if I was like mid-writing for something (which I’m not) you’d thing hitting a telephone pole at 40 mph would knock me out for a bit but I don’t even have any bruises

[rot-underling]

What the hell did I miss?!?!??

[rot-underling]

Rot.

[rot-underling]

Genuinely tempted to make an OOC blog and link all my role play blogs.

Pros, I get to interact with people without worrying about staying in character, people can ask questions about stuff, and everyone can see how I got myself in way over my head.

Cons, I lose out on the plot twist of the decade that would have been the reveal. Like, there’s a non-zero chance that someone actually gets upset about it. I had to lie to most of you multiple times to get this to work.

IDK, feel free to see me your thoughts and hate mail.

[rot-underling]

You may think you’re safe here but if judge finds you then you’ll be fucked

We’ve met.

Not a big fan.

[dustamongfeathers]

He might be a nice guy!

[rot-underling]

His defining character trait is committing genocide on my people.

[dustamongfeathers]

Oh... Well, maybe peace is an option! Have you tried talking to him?

[rot-underling]

. . .

Fine.

Hey, @judge-rw

Could you stop the mass slaughter of my people please?

[judge-rw]

Only if your people can stop assimilating everything they touch.

[rot-underling]

That’s like asking a fish not to swim.

[rot-underling]

Do you like lizards? I found them.

They're so cute when they don't bite :3

Free them from the box.