Hi tumblr. It seems disaster has stricken and instead of just chilling their fucking shit for one more year, our school has decided to take measures against one of the smartest fucking people I know - Emily - and her parents will withdraw her from the school unless she decides to meet the school's requirements. These consist of some bitchy assignments that Emily is refusing to do on the grounds that she thinks she is FUCKING INVINCIBLE AND DOESN'T HAVE TO DO ANY FUCKING WORK!
Reasons why Emily should do the fucking shit.
1. I will die without her!
2. She will die without me!
3. Her parents will get off her back (to a certain extent) for the last few months she is living with them.
4. More of a chance of getting into a school in London, even if it is a shitty one, at least she'll be able to move away from her parents with them paying for it, rather than becoming a hobo or having to work minimum wage to pay for rent herself. Plus it's been made pretty clear that the IB is pretty necessary to go to university there.
5. It is senior year, therefor she will enter a new school where everyone already has known each other for three years. She will only have one year to get to know people, then end up graduating with a class of horribly annoying strangers.
6. She has a choice between withstanding horribly annoying people but with a couple people she loves who can laugh about it together, or withstanding horribly annoying people alone! For six hours a day!
7. Emily is an awesome artist who gets all A's in IB art while barely lifting a finger, if she left the IB she would lose her IB art (which she is already halfway through) which would have been something that could have gotten her into an art school (in London!!) if she had perhaps wanted to give that a shot.
8. She has comply to other people's wishes for the time being which is hard because Emily is a rebellious little thing. But she is screwing herself over because other people's wishes are interfering with her own and she doesn't want to work with them even if it's to get what she wants! This logic makes no sense.
9. It isn't impossible to do the work. She just has to do the minimum amount to stay in. As well as the easy fucking IB college things like writing her 400 word personal statement which isn't even graded and takes five minutes. Do you know how much work I do Emily??? Almost none! Maybe once a week I have to do something that will take half an hour. I do the bare minimum so I can slip through our school's claws and go on to do what I want. The minimum turns out to be a lot easier than doing absolutely nothing then becoming the scourge of St. Stephen's and having them fuck up your best chance at an all expenses paid escape from your parents.
10. Italian schools are open on Saturdays. SAY GOODBYE TO COMING HOME AT 6:00 FRIDAY NIGHT/SATURDAY MORNING, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 8:00!!
I am not taking Emily's parent's side because they are fucking cray-cray. I just hate to see Emily get screwed over so easily! So go Emily! Do what you have to do!! This is a piece of cake for you so stop stressing! Compared to our usual zombie slayage, this is nothing! PEP TALK!! ARE YOU PEPPED YET!!??
