no money? no problem! pizzadeliveryguy!sukuna x opportunist!reader
cw: backshots, slight degradation, reader lies on the spot after seeing how beefy the pizza guy was, just a fun little drabble based off this ask
“you’re kidding,” the man groans, sliding a hand down his face as he holds a warm box of pizza in the other. “you couldn’t have told me that when i called 5 minutes ago, asking for fucking directions to get here? ‘fucks wrong with you??”
a lot.
he doesn’t get paid enough for this. the fact that you’re the last delivery of the night makes this all even worse— he could’ve been home by now! lounging back on his couch with an ice cold beer, watching a show, not out here in the freezing cold as some chick looks at him all doe-eyed, probably thinking you can sweet talk your way out of this.
and you can. you absolutely can. you’re ready to do more than just talk your way out of this. “i’m so sorry,” you feign innocence, just barely hiding how giddy you are. “i swear i thought i had $20 on me.”
“you got a venmo or something?” he continues to be annoyed, trying to ignore that fact that you’re barely dressed and a little too happy for a girl who claims to be broke. though he must admit, the silk shorts and tank top look pretty damn cute.
“i don’t have a phone.”
“no?” he clicks his tongue, holding back a laugh at how ridiculous of a lie that is when you had just spoken to him over the phone. he rests his arm over the door frame and leans down, lips curving to a grin as he continues to entertain whatever this is. “well what do you have then, sweetheart? gotta have somethin.”
it all happened faster than you thought it would.
“who just lets the pizza guy in like this, huh?” he heaves, balls slapping against your clit with each thrust, filling the living room with the lewd sounds of harsh slaps and wet squelches.
“i don’t know,” you say through struggled moan, barely able to form a thought from how he has you— on your knees, back in the craziest arch as he delivers the deepest backshots, fucking you dumb on your couch that won’t stop creaking. “i- i just—“
“you’re just, what?” he laughs, not letting up on the brutal pace he’s had from the start. he grabs a fist full of your hair, yanking you up to mutter in your ear. “a fuckin’ slut?” he chuckles as you pathetically nod. a hand snakes around you and pressed against your lower belly. “you really are a little slut, look how good you’re taking me. you feel me? feel how fuckin’ deep i am?”
“uh-huh,” you whine from the way he continues to press down on to the bulge on your tummy and taunt you. he was big. everything about him was. he was strong too, having to hold you close to him so you didn’t fall forward each time he slammed his hips against you. “it was so worth it though— fuck— feels so good.”
he smirks, satisfied with the praise. “yeah?”
“mhm— shit, right there,” you cry out, making him shove you back down as he continues to give you exactly what you want.
how could he not? especially when you’ve been so sweet to him.
he grabs both your wrists and pulls them back, keeping you in that perfect arch while he pounds into you, just hammering through your walls and hitting your sweet spot every. single. time. it’s insane, you’ve never been with anyone that’s made you cum this much. who would’ve thought it would be him.
he was clearly experienced, it was the direct result of him being attractive as hell, and he knew it. but this? getting the chance to live through something that was straight out of some raunchy porno? of course he took you up on your offer. a lucky man he was.
“yeah, that’s it. cum for me. show me how good this strangers making your pussy feel,” he groans, watching the creamy ring around the base of his cock grow thicker and thicker.
god, he was nasty— not just in the way he fucked you, but with his words, the way he talked you through it as if he didn't already have you a sobbing mess from the way he was manhandling you. he was fucking shameless and it all unfortunately goes straight to your core, making the pressure in you build up even faster.
at this point he's just working it out of you. you might be a crying, babbling mess, but this was light work for him. pulling you back, making you take each and every inch he was stuffing into you with ease.
"c'mon on, give it to me," he continues to encourage you, roughly. it's not like you had much of a choice to begin with-- not with how fast he was going, and definitely not with how he straight up abuses your sweet spot, the fat tip of his cock just hitting it over and over again.
and the orgasm doesn't just hit you, it fucking tears through you and you don't even recognize the sound you made when it did. you don't know whether you should be embarassed or grateful for how hard the guy made you cum.
not that it stays on your mind for too long, you're easily pushed into overstimulation while he chases his own release. your ears are still ringing, all you can hear are the rough grunts above you and the wet schlick everytime he drags his cock out of you. a couple harsh thrusts later and he's cumming too. you can feel his dick throbbing and you're almost disappointed that you made him wear a condom.
almost.
you had to remind yourself that he was stranger for fucks sake.
"you sure you don't have a phone?" he continues to heave, trying to catch his breath as he slowly pulled out of you.
"...why?" you ask nervously, thinking he's still going to make you pay. that would've been beyond unfair. you might just start crying again.
he scoffs. "so i can get your number, lyin' piece of shit," he ends up scolding you.
but in time you'll quickly realize that this pizza guy loves his women on the crazier side, and you were not getting rid of him anytime soon.
cw. heavy smut, rough sex, big dick!toji, age gap, doggystyle to mating press, degradation, dirty talk, creampie, choking, hair pulling, spitting, dumbification, messy sex, porn with a little plot
fuck buddy!toji was a walking disaster. hot, broke, and twice your age, with a body built like a goddamn tank from years of mercenary bullshit.
you met him at some dive bar where he was nursing a cheap beer, and one thing led to another: a sloppy hookup in the alley that turned into this twisted friends with benefits deal.
he’d show up at your door every night after his "jobs," reeking of sweat and danger, pent-up as fuck, and you’d let him in because, fuck, no one else could fuck you like he did.
he didn’t care about your age gap; you were legal so it wasnt a big deal. but toji? he kept it causal, sleeping around with whoever when cash was low for hookers, always circling back to you like a bad habit. deep down, he knew committing would just fuck it all up—he wasn’t built for that soft shit.
but tonight? tonight he was starving.
“missed this tight little pussy,” toji growls low in your ear, his massive frame pinning you face-down on your bed, one rough hand fisting your hair while the other digs bruises into your hip. he’s already balls-deep, his thick, veined cock splitting you open raw, no condom because “feels better this way, don’t it, ma?” and you’re nodding like a dumb slut in heat, drooling into the sheets. “yes fuck yes, s-shiiit, toji—fucking me so deep, a-aahh...!” you whine, ass arched high as he slams in harder, the wet squelch of your cunt echoing filthy in the room, slick gushing down your thighs and soaking his heavy balls.
he doesn’t ease up, just chuckles that deep, cocky rumble, pulling out almost all the way—his fat tip catching on your rim before ramming back in, stretching you so wide it burns so good.
“yeah? take it then, baby,” he mutters, voice all gravel and heat, his scarred lips brushing your neck as he leans over, muscles flexing under that tight black shirt he didn’t bother stripping. your pussy’s creaming around him, a messy white ring coating his fat shaft every time he thrusts, and you’re sobbing, “t-tojiii.. please, oh god—mmph...! s’deep, i’m gonna—!” but he shoves two thick fingers into your mouth, making you gag and suck on them.
“shut the fuck up and cum for me,” he grunts, hips pistoning brutal, the bed creaking under his weight as he fucks you stupid, your walls clenching desperate around his girth. cum and slick splatter everywhere—dripping onto the sheets, smearing your ass where his hips slap against you and he pulls out for a second, spitting right on your creamy pussy before shoving his dick back inside.
“mmmnghh, f-fuck! toji, yes—ohh, r-right there!” you scream, eyes rolling back, tongue lolling as you squirt all over him, soaking his cock and thighs in a nasty spray.
he doesn’t stop, just flips you onto your back like you weigh nothing, hooking your legs over his broad shoulders and folding you in half. “look at this messy cunt, leakin’ everywhere,” he says, voice low, clicking his tongue as he lines up and thrusts in deep, bottoming out with a wet smack. your tits bounce with every pound, and you’re babbling, “t-toji, cum in me.. please, aaahhh, f-fill me up! wan’ it so fucking bad...!”
he groans, low and ragged, his abs tensing as he ruts harder, cock throbbing inside you. “fuck, yeah.. take it all, ma,” he hisses, and with one final brutal slam, he cums hot and thick, flooding your pussy until it overflows, creamy white spilling out around his shaft, dripping down your ass in a filthy puddle.
he pulls out slow, watching his cum leak from your ruined hole, then smears it with his fingers, pushing it back in as you whimper, “t-toji, s-sensitive—shit!” but he just laughs, before diving down to lap at the mess, tongue flat against your throbbing clit, sucking his own cum out of you like he’s starved.
“taste so fuckin’ good mixed with me,” he mutters against your folds, and you’re shaking, cumming again on his face with a broken cry.
“you’ll give me one more don’t you, doll? gonna cum on my tongue next, yeah? if you don’t.. i’ll fuck the shit out of this pussy again til you can’t anymore.”
⚠︎ (mdni) Thinking about Gojo Satoru with both hyperspermia and hyper-viscosity.
He's so embarrassed about it at first — shying away from being intimate with you due to the sheer amount of cum he produces. Not only that, it was incredibly thick, too. The way it just kept coming over and over through heavy pulses, creamy rivulets that keep oozing their way out of his cock even after he thinks his orgasm is over...
But Satoru was lucky to have a partner as understanding as you. Admittedly, you didn't quite know what to do the first time you were face to face with such a spectacle.
You were done sucking his cock, having hollowed your cheeks in just the way Satoru liked, tongue flicking out to prod at the plump veins snaking down his length. It was enough to have the man before you biting his fist, hips jerking in a poor attempt to fuck your throat.
You let him, of course — letting out a chorus of wet gags that'd make a nun blush. His dewy tip hit the back of your throat repeatedly, face screwing in pleasure when you tightened around him and milked him for all he was worth.
But then his orgasm rapidly approached. Satoru could feel it with the way his balls were suddenly beginning to heave, tightening up on him after you dug your tongue into his slit. He pulled you off without warning, ignoring your whines of protest and cumming.
He didn't cum in messy ropes that sprayed out of him in a way that'd be relatively easy to clean afterwards.
No — Satoru's cum poured out of him in thick, slow moving streams that stretched and clung to each surface it could reach. When he came on your face, your lashes were coated in the potent substance. It left your lips glossy, slowly sliding down your chin and between the valley of your breasts, the sensation lasting hours after you had both cleaned up.
When you convinced him to let you swallow for the first time, Satoru warned you of the possibility of you choking. And you did — spluttering around his cock as your throat worked to accommodate the sudden feeling of being utterly stuffed full.
You gulped down the mess loudly, nails digging into your boyfriend's thighs as it dribbled out of the corner of your mouth in fat globs.
Satoru apologised profusely afterwards, but he noticed that a large part of you enjoyed it — watching as you pulled off of his length, gasping for air and fingering at the wet strings of spit and cum joining your lips to his groin.
You cleaned him up, of course, eagerly lapping up the mess until Satoru was writhing from overstimulation.
Then there was the matter of thoroughly stuffing your pussy up to the brim next. Your boyfriend had no problem getting hard again, sobbing into your mouth as he held you down in a mean mating press — balls thwacking against your ass as he pummelled his aching cock into you.
Satoru ends up cumming in bucket loads, letting out a choked groan into the warmth of your mouth as another round of goopy cum shoots out of him and into you instead.
It takes long seconds for Satoru to stop cumming inside of you, tears leaking from his eyes as he pulls out and and watches your pussy struggle to hold it all in.
Your puffy folds are glistening, your stomach was slightly bloated — and his eyes are on the way your pussy inevitably pushes out his load with a filthy squelch, legs shaky. Satoru can only moan at the sight, grimacing when his cock treacherously jerks before him.
But who better to handle his wretched orgasms if not for a very eager you?
inspired by this post by @pearlescenthoney, I love your mind ugh
♡ WARNINGS. mdni. age gap, size difference, creampie, oral sex (f and m), hair-pulling, spanking, blindfolding, orgasm denial, mirror sex, double penetration (with toy), vid recording, degradation, praise, tummy bulge, threesome (m/m/f), added some links for funsies
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s a little greyer now but still has so much stamina—wakes up lazy some mornings, tugging you back into bed, “c’mere, pretty.” wraps you in those long arms, nuzzling your neck ‘til you’re both tangled and giggling, then fucks you slow and sweet under the covers.
OLDER BF!SATORU who sets up his phone to record you two, then watches it later while you suck him off. “look at us, babe—fuckin’ porn stars,” he says, zooming in on your wrecked face, then cums down your throat while the video loops.
OLDER BF!SATORU who loves teaching you things—sits you on his lap, hands guiding yours while he shows you some random thing, “see, babe? easy when you’ve got the best teacher.” ends up distracted, kissing your neck, “fuck the lesson—want you instead,” and you’re already riding him right there.
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s too damn big every time—slides in slow, smirking, “relax, princess, you’ll take it—always do.” and loves watching your face twist as he fills you, pressing on that tummy bulge, “feel me up here? fuck, you’re tiny—gonna break you one day.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s obsessed with double penetration using toys—loves sliding his thick cock into your pussy, then grabbing a dildo to stretch you even more, smirking, “feel that, babe? fuckin’ stuffed to the brim for me.” keeps going ‘til you’re screaming, juices dripping down his hands, “yeah, that’s it—take it all, princess, gonna ruin this tight little cunt.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who loves marking you up—bites your neck, your tits, your thighs ‘til they’re covered in purple welts, grinning, “my little canvas, huh?” flips you over, spanks you raw, then licks the bruises, muttering, “fuckin’ gorgeous all messed up for me.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s got that older guy patience—takes his time with you, sprawled on the couch after a long day, letting you ride him at your pace. “go on, princess—take what you need,” he murmurs, hands on your hips, eyes soft, “fuck, you feel good—always worth the wait.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s sometimes away for work for some days, leaving you missing him in that big, empty penthouse. he shows up unannounced, grinning like an idiot, holding a massive bouquet of roses he probably overpaid for, “miss me, princess? got these ‘cause you’re too pretty to be sad.” doesn’t wait for an answer—drops the flowers on the counter, scoops you up, and carries you to the bedroom, “been gone too long—gonna make it up to you, yeah?” and kisses you silly.
OLDER BF!SATORU who wakes up, pulls you flush against his chest, and slides in deep from behind, murmuring, “not leaving this bed, princess—you’re mine today.” keeps you there, fucking you lazy and long, “gonna fill you up ‘til you’re dripping me—nobody else gets that.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who still gets a kick out of spoiling you—comes home with some dumb, expensive gift, saying, “for my favorite girl.” later, he’s got you on the bed, peeling off your clothes, “gonna treat you even better now,” kissing down your body ‘til you’re melting.
OLDER BF!SATORU who loves orgasm denial—edges you for hours with his fingers, tongue, and cock, smirking, “not yet, princess—beg me first.” and keeps you right on the brink ‘til you’re crying, then finally lets you cum so hard you black out, “fuck, you’re so loud when you cum.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who loves to blindfold you. “no peeking, princess—gonna fuck you ‘til you’re guessing where o’m at.” teases you with featherlight touches, then slams into you out of nowhere, loving how you gasp and claw at him, totally lost.
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s tall as fuck and loves how you look tiny next to him—loves picking you up with one arm just to toss you on the bed. “c’mon, princess, climb this dick—let’s see if you can handle me.” then fucks you deep, grinning at the bulge in your tummy, “shit, look at that—way too big for you, huh?”
OLDER BF!SATORU who loves fucking you in front of a mirror, bends you over in front of it, and yanks your hair back. “look at yourself, pretty—watch who’s fuckin’ you good,” pounding you from behind ‘til the glass shakes and you’re staring at your own sloppy, cum-streaked reflection.
OLDER BF!SATORU who brags about you to everyone—leans back at some meeting, saying, “yeah, my girl’s half my age and twice as fun—jealous yet?” comes home later, scoops you up, and murmurs, “missed you, babe—let’s make up for lost time,” fucking you gentle but hard on the living room floor, because he missed you really so much, hates to be away from you.
OLDER BF!SATORU who’s obsessed with eating you out—spreads you wide on the kitchen counter, sunglasses pushed up, and dives in like it’s his last meal. “fuckin’ sweet, princess,” tongue flicking fast and sloppy, “gonna cum again? good girl.” then keeps going ‘til you’re shaking and he’s licking his lips clean.
OLDER BF!SATORU who doesn’t give a shit about the age gap—when someone side-eyes you two, he just laughs, “what, jealous i’m railing someone half my age?” later, he’s got you bent over the sink, growling, “scream my name, pretty—let ‘em know who’s fuckin’ you this good.”
OLDER BF!SATORU who teases you about watching someone else fuck you, but he’d never share. or would he? “only one i’d ever let touch you is suguru—nobody else deserves this pussy.” you agree, half-joking, and next thing you know, he’s got suguru on the phone.
OLDER BF!SATORU & SUGURU who double-team you without mercy—satoru’s got his cock down your throat, gagging you ‘til tears stream, while suguru’s behind, gripping your hips, slamming into your pussy raw. “look at her—fuckin’ drooling for it,” satoru says, pulling your hair, while suguru growls, “she’s clenching so damn hard—gonna milk us both.”
I'm 13 days late for Valentine's day SORRY GUYS!!! BTW if this gets to 1000 likes I'll draw Crowe smth like this lol (also the uncensored will be on my bluesky soon)
Can you give us good murdersim games to check out?
YAYY SURE!!
!! games listed are nsfw and contain gore !!
okay so first of all we have btd,btd2 and tpof, i dont think i have to talk much about them cause everyone knows em
theres also Till death do us part by EP, but i played it and it was kinda ass ngl, but if you played all the btd games u can check it out too :p
theres also two other games by ep called code zero and mark of belial but i havent played them yet
Dont romance me
Okay this one is defo my fave, its very much like btd, exept you dont get kidnapped, you instead get taken to an alley, where u get (yk) and killed, theres one ending tho where u survive ;3
She was swallowed by the sun
Okay, this isnt really a murdersim, there is no mc and you only follow the story of two lesbians, not making any choices, but the ARTSTYLE , soundtracks and lore (that im honestly too stupid to comprehend, but it sounds interesting lmao) makes up for it. by definition its an ero guro yuri vn, but i think it fits.
wh4t 1 w0ulndt d0
Okay this one is very very extreme so uhhh
anyways,, some time ago you succesfully escaped from your delusional psychopath (a really hot one at that, with big fat ol titssSSSsss) kidnapper, butttttt hes back, and he kidnapps you again and keeps you in his shed, also the mc is actually pretty smart and the game overall is quite realistic, i think its really great and i really recommend it if youre into more extreme stuff!
Perfect love
Okay this one is not murdersim either, but i just havvve to recommend this,, the MC is cruel and manipulative, theyve been always searching for the 'right' one for them (aka a yandere) but since no one is insane enough, theyve decided to manipulate a soft vurneable boy, and shape him into the perfect one for them. The artstyle is really nice, you get to be mean and evil, and you can also shape him into anyone you want ; from someone who will protect you with his entire soul to someone who will cut your limbs off and keep you in his basement. lotsa endings and lotsa choices! super cool!!!
tbh thats it really, so heres a list of links to murdersims that i havent finished or played yet ;p
Anyone can be saved, but not everyone can be. A free horror Visual Novel.
A Torturerotic Escape Comedy
Can you escape the Doctor's clutches before it's too late?
A dating sim to die for!
Collection of recipes "One hundred dishes of one person"
A yandere yuri visual novel with a fairytale theme. Can you escape from your mysterious pursuer?
