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So, hold on, for your DP AU, how did Leo's brothers find out he could regen?

It wasn't even anything spectacular, really. You'd probably expect it to be revealed during a major fight or a bad experience with a human, but no.

Stupid idiot tripped on a pillow and snapped his neck.

Everyone freaked out and wailed in horror just to be even more horrified when they found him eating cereal in the kitchen the next morning.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Deadpool Leo #He's a Mess

Casey: *Hesitantly* So... You're going to a party?

FTaAH Leo: Yup! BM invited me. It's gonna be fun.

Leo: *Under his breath* Yeah, 'cause pompous assholes love to get drunk. Just like you.

FTaAH Leo: Don't listen to him, Case. Dad doesn't get drunk, she just knows how to have fun.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #FTaAH #Five Turtles and a Human #Meemaw Leo Have You Learned Nothing?!#You Only Get to See Your Kid When Sober!#Leo Unironically Finds it Funny in a Dark Way #In His Eyes Lee Will Never Change

Casey: So... When your head gets sliced off-

Raph: I already don't like where this is going.

Casey: Does your body grow a new head and your head grow a new body?

Mikey: *Shudders* Not this question again...

Leo: Hah! I wish! But nope, the body grows a new head and the old head just... Exists. Until it doesn't. Decomposition is a really interesting process to watch.

Donnie: And it takes long enough for me to be able to study how his body works without personally severing off a limb!

April: This family is so fucking unhinged...

Raph: You say that like you didn't already know.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Deadpool Leo #Meanwhile Their Dads Are Just Shaking Their Heads Slowly #Splinter's First Reaction to Leo's Immortality Was Certainly Something Lol #Draxum's Just Trying to Avoid Encountering a Scenario Where He Needs to Witness it #Look at Goat Man Being a Semi-Decent Dad!#Morally Grey but Still Okay!

Yoooooo- RotTMNT/MM Crossover but it's Got a Sort of Wolfwalkers Plot

Like, (spoilers for Wolfwalkers) imagine Donnie as Mebh waiting for Leo after the group gets spat out into the MM!Verse and scattered all through New York, the talk that Mebh and Robyn have about Mebh's mum could be between MM!Mikey and Rise!Donnie

MM!Mikey: So... Where is he? Your, uh... Your twin?

Rise!Donnie: He's out there. S-somewhere. We're meant to be looking for an important artifact that will help get us back to our universe, a-and the stupid idiot decided to go on his own!

MM!Mikey: Do you... Do you think he could be-

Rise!Donnie: What? Trapped? Hurt? No! Nardo is a lot of things, but a quitter he is not! He's just... taking his time. Being careful. Even if he did get captured- NOT SAYING HE WOULD! But if he did, he'd stop at nothing to get away. To... To get back to us. Back to me. He promised...

MM!Mikey: My brothers and I could help! Find him, I mean. You clearly have a LOT on your plate. Let us take some weight off your shoulders!

Rise!Donnie: I... I think you should go home.

MM!Mikey: *Hums sadly* Okay, but at least think about it, yeah?

Rise!Donnie: Yeah, sure...

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #TMNT MM #TMNT Mutant Mayhem #I Think Empath Mikey Would Make a Good Robyn #Then Against All Wishes Leo Actually IS Caught #A N G S T

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Thoughts on Pepperonipucks?

I know this isn't what i normally post but despite being aro I think romantic fluff is cute and tbh the fanfic of these 2 on ao3 is so cute.

Generally I think that Mikeys should all get spiderman boyfriends but these guys have kinda burrowed into my heart. I just think they would have a silly dynamic it they dated. (also I love how his brothers would 100% hate Casey cause they think he's a fuggly boy and doesn't deserve their brother)

Also yes I know this is pretty much a crack ship and this isn't supported in canon in anyway... but there are weirder ships out there so I think they should cuddle and watch corny slasher/horror movies that have the budget of a wadded up coupon and 2 paperclips.

... is this something people will be mad about??? people get crazy about shipping idk

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Them babies. Back on my Pepperonipucks fixation

#TMNT #TMNT 2012 #Pepperonipucks #Love Them #They Are My Silly Rare pair

Okay, But Imagine Both Deadpool Rise!Leo AND Deadpool 2012!Mikey

Mikey, during dinner: I think I remember falling and snapping my neck once when I fell off a roof.

Leon: *Snickers* Been there. How'd it happen?

Mikey: Tripped on a rock or something.

Leon: *Snorts* Dumbass.

Mikey: Yeah, yeah.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Michelangelo #Leonardo #Deadpool Leo #Deadpool Mikey #They Just Casually Talk About Their MANY Deaths #Leo's Brothers Are Used to His Shit by Now #Meanwhile Mikey's Bros Are Just 😨

Villain of the Week: *Shoots Leo*

Leo: *Sarcastically* Oh, ow, that one really hurt.

VotW: *Shoots Leo Again*

Leo: Wow, okay. You really got me. Who's shooting me?

VotW: *Shoots Leo Twice*

Leo: Alright, this isn't funny anymore. Who's got the gun?

Donnie, absolutely flabbergasted: Sweet Galileo, we were just supposed to get coffee...

#RotTMNT #Leonardo #Donatello #Disaster Twins #Deadpool Leo #He's the Menace to Society We All Love

Purple: I have an idea!

Leo: Does it involve firearms or advanced weaponry of any kind?

Purple: ...Noooo. Of course not!

#RotTMNT #Deadpool Leo #Purple is THE Menace #Of All Time #He Truly Cannot be Trusted or Taken Seriously

Purple: Well, this is one way to spend our day. Hanging upside down over a meat grinder.

Red: How are we gonna get outta this one, fearless?

Orange: I say we bite our leg off!

Leo: *Deadpan* I hate all of you. None of your commentary is helping this situation in the slightest.

#RotTMNT #Deadpool Leo #His Voices Are Basically Unhinged Versions of His Brothers #None of Them Are Helpful #Meanwhile Meatsweats is Wondering How Crazy This Kid Actually is #Keep in Mind That Only Leo Hears These Three

I'm Back With the Weirdest Idea

After being stuck in the Prison Dimension and tossed around like a ragdoll then pulled through a magical portal, Leo develops the ability to heal and regenerate like a baby version of Deadpool

Deadpool Leo clocking in with his self-sacrificial bullshit

Leo: *Gets impaled and takes it like a champ* That's really gonna suck to heal! You better be glad my family has a "No Kill" rule!

Meanwhile, his brothers: *Absolute horror*

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Deadpool Leo Just Seems Like a Really Funny Idea #Kid Gets His Arm Chopped Off and Regrows it Like Two Days Later

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#Yay!#I Love New Friends!#Y'all Are All My Friends End of Discussion /j

More Feral AU "Fun" Facts Because Angst Helps Me Cope

- The boys do not receive their Canon names, instead receive names based on their appearance. (Raph: Spike, Leo: Stripes, Donnie: Spine, Mikey: Little One)

- Draxum will occasionally refuse to acknowledge the turtles if he feels they have disappointed him, going as far as denying them food and water.

- The turtles have the slightest bit of Draxum's DNA, making them more prone to unhinged aggression.

- The Feral Turtles are much larger and bulkier than their Canon counterparts (standing on their back legs), and will continue to grow until adulthood. (Raph: 8'4 and 350 pounds, Leo: 7'4 and 220 lbs, Donnie: 7'5 and 225 lbs, Mikey: 6'8 and 203 lbs).

- The Feral Turtles were made to be beasts, not just weapons of war; They are expected to be okay with attacking anyone (especially those with opposing views to Draxum, innocent or not).

- Big Mama shows plentiful affection to the turtles, which is why Feral Raph adores her and Feral Leo dislikes her.

- Fights between Feral Raph and Feral Leo (Spike and Stripes) usually end in broken bones and/or cracked shells (The loser is locked in a cage and left alone until they heal).

- Feral Leo adores Draxum and will randomly slay random bystanders in hopes of approval.

- Big Mama speaks in a normal and serious tone (no made up words or playful banter) when Draxum goes too far in his scoldings and punishments.

- Feral Mikey tends to spend time alone to stay known as the "Good One".

- Feral Donnie picks at his scales when stressed (which is quite often).

In short, the kids are not okay

Questions from the class?

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Feral Turtle AU #Guess Who Decided to Fuck Over the Children #They're Unhappy Even When They're Happy

Which Feral Turtle Should I Give the "Rottie Rumble"?

Raph

Leo

Donnie

Mikey

Voting ended onNov 1, 2024

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Feral Turtle AU #I'm Gonna Make Someone Be Vary Scary

Feral AU Draxum Cannot Grasp the Concept of Uber Eats

He understands Doordash and Grubhub, but doesn't understand that Uber is both a delivery and "cab" service.

Basically he's confused but he's got the spirit.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Feral Turtle AU #Draxum Tries to Force Uber Drivers to Explain #But He Still Doesn’t Get It #This Isn’t Hugely Important to the AU #I Just Think the Concept is Kinda Funny

Me: *Learns That Part of My Ethnicity Includes One with a Near Extinct Language*

Also Me: *Hyperfixates on Learning Said Language and "Promising to Commit" to it Whilst Also Making it Everyone Else's Problem*

#Turns Out I'm Part Yucatan Mayan #And That Means I'm Going to be Obsessed with Learning the Language #I Bought a Mayan-to-English Dictionary at 11 Something at Night #Wish Me Luck

Buh... some Feral Turtle AU facts because I just lost a family member and need a distraction:

1. Draxum created each turtle for specific purposes

-Feral Raph: Guarding

-Feral Leo: Showing

-Feral Donnie: Tracking (Scent Based Tracking)

-Feral Mikey: Hunting

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2. The Feral Twins Highly Dislike Each Other

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3. Feral AU Draxum is slightly less homicidal

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4. The Feral AU Foot Clan is still trying to do the stuff with Shredder, but don't try to fuck Draxum over as much due to the boys being so protective of him

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Feral Turtle AU #I am not okay #But This Helps So...#Yea

Donnie: There's only one way to solve the dispute between these dastardly foes. Leo, are you ready to go on an epic quest for four to five days?

Baby Leo: *Happy Baby Noises*

Donnie: Then we ride at dawn.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Baby Leo AU #Donnie's in His Western Era

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