ⁱ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ

[roukujou]

tumblr ate my reply so i’m taking this as my cue to get off the computer.

[roukujou]

aurivore·:

“How kind of you, mister! I appreciate the offer, but I would much rather sit atop the highest heap in a landfill! Though I do get the inkling that what you’re offering might be a similar experience!”

damn, the little blonde somehow seemed more cutting with his remark than his older counterpart (that is, if they were the same person, which gojo is pretty sure they are.) the youth’s words don’t affect the sorcerer however, seeing as he had his own ward offer similar remarks when he was around the same age.

gojo instead opts to ignore anything kogil said, squatting down to his height before removing his blindfold-- letting those icey blues present themselves before his hair gracefully set itself in place.

“that’s it kid. you’ve left me no chouce, but to reveal my true identity.-- that’s right! i’m jack frost, elsa’s brother from the movie frozen! and i curse you with fifteen days of blistering cold!”

[roukujou]

grimmjow has bootyhole privileges only this once.

[roukujou]

aurivore·:

“It is too often that I am graced with the names of people that I do not care to know.”

“i was so astounded by you being besties with onika minaj that i didn’t even realize you turned into a munchkin gilgil! do you want to sit on uncle satoru’s shoulder?”

[roukujou]

@miruyume​:

gojo? do you fart in your sleep?

i don’t sleep! so i don’t fart!

[roukujou]

falxsaint·:

“Blasphemy.”

Digimon? Who the fuck liked Digimon? Anyone worth their salt preferred Pokemon- surely. Regardless, she grimaces at the sight of him eating off the floor. Shameless.  

“Sugar might not hurt you but your overconsumption of substandard media might.”

“the real blasphemy is how digimon isn’t as commercially successful as pokemon even though it should be.”

now he was going on a tangent, but damn if it wasn’t an important one!

“pokemon literally recycles the same plot over and over again. not that it’s a bad thing, but digimon’s more unique. and the designs are much cooler in my opinion.”

[animepopheart]

★ 【くりす たくみ】 「 呪術ログ#1 」 ☆ ⊳ gojo (jujutsu kaisen) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[roukujou]

caemthe·:

     “Oh, that’s a lovely shade of pink.” It was the first thing she said while Gojo gathered his thoughts. That was quite interesting considering how quick the man was when reacting in any other situation. After a few seconds more, Deirdre laughed a bit. “I’m sorry, sorry. I really caught you off guard, didn’t I? You’re so cute when you’re flustered.” Maybe she shouldn’t have said that last part and it probably was the last thing he wanted to hear but, in all honesty, Gojo really was cute when he was like this.

he doesn’t waste anytime throwing on his glasses, as just masking even just a bit of his expression would ease his embarrassment.

a closed fist comes to cover a single cough before he looks away, gradually regaining composure. 

“my bad.-- you just went straight to third base, y’know?” not that her action was akin to third base, but still! nibbling on someone’s ear is a pretty intimate act! he’d never even done that to geto when he was alive....

“at least take me out for a smoothie before you start smooching my ear! satoru gojo isn’t an easy gal!”

[roukujou]

DOMINANT WOMEN SCARE GOJO!!!

[deathbyfiction]

Happy Gojo day <3

[roukujou]

@caemthe​:

[ dee ] Curious, nibbles Gojo's ear to see his reaction when he's lying on her lap.

he sits up, startled and a bit flustered by her action. women like her... women like her were dangerous. that’s why he kept his distance with meimei (not that she was interested enough in him to do things like dee has done BUT STILL--)

“..... did.. did you just.. “ gojo can’t even sputter a proper sentence. maybe he should’ve kept his infinity up after all!

[roukujou]

everytime i see kenjaku i get sad because his stitches heal more and more which means he’s settling into geto’s body better with each passing time :- (

[roukujou]

falxsaint·:

“Smokey the bear can suck it.” She comments smoothly, watching as two pounds of pastry slide off Satoru’s barrier- woven of the most exquisite bullshit.

“What? Not your favourite flavour?”

“smokey....” damn, insulting a man-bear when he’s not even around? talk about ice cold! gojo’s quick to dismiss the topic  however and move onto the next, all while squatting down and using his finger to pick at some of the icing from the floor cake.

“mm. not bad.-- i’m more of an ice cream cake kind guy though.”

[roukujou]

@aurivore​

Gil vc I shall commend you. That is the closest possible reading a philistine like you could manage.

is it surprising? i’m pretty smart you know. probably even more so than you, gilgil-chan.

[roukujou]

@crownlcsking​:

❝ sir would you please step out of the vehicle and demonstrate your white boy lyrical flow. ❞

are you sure you’re ready for my SICK BEATS?

[roukujou]

aurivore·:

     “Desperate for your King’s attention, are you? So desperate that you are willing to die?”

“my king? gilgil-chan, those kinds of nicknames are for more personal relationships y’know? anyways, if you want me to call you king, then it’s only fair you call me, princess, don’tcha think?” he brushes off the other’s threats, seemingly unbothered. “go ahead, princess satoru has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?”

[roukujou]

@falxsaint​:

Drops a cake stuck with lit candles on him from above.

“oh, would ya look at that. it’s raining cakes.” fortunately for gojo, his infinity kept the cake from actually touching him-- so once it came into contact, or tried to at least, it just ended up plopping right beside him.

“you could start a fire, big guy. smokey the bear wouldn’t like that.”