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One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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shark vs the universe

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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sockeye salmon bear commission
Post by @ high.heels.bass.s (any pronouns).
googles "men kissing" and draws narumitsu the entire time he's on a 3 hour phone call with his friend about being gay men
DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN
im so addicted to saying sniles sneetly its such a versatile phrase. am i feeling devious? excited? loving? relaxed? it doesnt matter. im sniling. and im sniling sneetly
Commission Inquiries
Links: ✍️: https://forms.gle/5A5YwJtJxUJyW89c9 (comm/ission form is here!) 🕸️: http://evarnold.net (check out my portfolio!) 💌: [email protected] (contact me with questions or professional inquiries!)
Terms:
contact me at evarnold.illust@gmail if interested! i take payment via paypal invoice, and have a quick turnaround. my website is evarnold.net if you’d like to browse my portfolio a bit more. additional notes below:
i will draw mild nsfw (defined as pinups and artistic nudes), anthro/furry, any body type, and up to moderate gore!
i will not draw real life people, fetish art, or mechs or cars.
in addition to the price of the commission, if the piece involves heavy detail or edits i reserve the right to adjust the price accordingly. i will send updates every step of the process to ensure your satisfaction and avoid repeated edits!
when submitting a request, please know the following information beforehand: the type of commission you’d like, a written description of the character’s personality and circumstance, and visual reference of all characters in the piece (this can be art OR a faceclaim/moodboard/outfit combo!), AND MOST IMPORTANT: a written or visual description of what you’d like the commission to look like. more reference is my preference! you can never send too much material (this is not a challenge).
your image will belong to you for personal use, but i retain the right to display it as part of my portfolio of work and post it on my social media (with you tagged if possible). you may not mass-produce an image for profit without my consent.
i reserve the right to refuse any commission request for any reason
Not leaving this in the tags
the first avenue of praxis is letting people piss
as someone who works in hospitality I can tell you the amount policing of bathroom access in restaurants etc., is balls to the wall insane. I refuse to enforce the “customer only” bathroom policy because conditions like urinary/bowel IBD, colitis and Crohns exist, because diabetics might not feel like injecting in the middle of the restaurant floor, and quite frankly because being mentally well, housed and sober is not a prerequisite to being allowed to take a leak. “b-but crack addicts could blow up your bathroom!” buddy, paying customers already do on a regular basis. people have any number of reasons for difficulty with relieving themselves, I don’t know what to tell you — it’s not my place to judge them, or to make a basic necessity more complex than it needs to be. things can be cleaned. “b-but shit on the floor!” don’t get me wrong, it is not pleasant to deal with but see above as to why I don’t care. also like. I have biohazard mediation training. accidents happen, people have health issues, people have coordination difficulties, whatever. after the biohazards can be remediated surfaces get sanitised, whoopty fuckin hoo, everyone carries on with their day. if you truly, actually care about a egalitarian society where everyone has access, the first step is killing the bathroom cop that lives in your mind/workplace policy. It’s only a first step, and it is by no means the only step you should take, but “I think people should be able to piss in dignity regardless of their sobriety, housing status, economic status, and level of physical ability” is a pretty simple litmus test of how prepared you are to actually walk the walk, all things considered.
HATE that this is a direct quote from taylor swift because unfortunately it is the funniest thing i have read today
im going to post old cat images now
ceiling cat
monorail cat
long cat
the OG can i haz cheezburger cat
the lesser known graphix cat
invisible bike cat
my planet needs me cat
cat with the gat
Good lord we need MOAR of the original LOLCATS (or cat macros, as they were originally known)
the OG memes
This post is missing Keyboard Cat!!!
I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is 100% true.
I was employed at a workshop and somehow, every time I needed it, the 5.0 allen wrench was missing from its dedicated places. That was why I ordered a set of allen wrenches just for myself. And since I'm a horrible queer and also a huge fan of color coding I ordered the rainbow allen wrench set. Nobody ever touched it, not a single one went missing. Ever. You couldn't find my colleagues dead with them in their hands. One time someone even refused to use them after looking for his set and finding it missing.
Seriously, there's nobody as insecure as a middle-aged man working in maintenance.
sentence I just read on reddit ran "there was a snafu with the ganache" and i think these are some of the best syllables out there. there was a gnafu with the snanache. there was a snache with the ganafu. etc.
so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
Ad for Clown Balloons, 1991.