[4ysl]

[voudoochild]

It’s going to rain soon, but I want to go to the beach :(

[glutenfreeglitterbaby-deactivat]

I can’t get over myself in these. 🖤

[wakeners]

[millktree-deactivated20121024]

A heart-shaped meadow, created by a farmer as a tribute to his late wife, can be seen from the air near Wickwar, South Gloucestershire. The point of the heart points towards Wotton Hill, where his wife was born.

[naiveasf]

[catsuggest]

attentione humaines

the christmas spirit does include letting any cat burn the house down. thank

[anarchblr]

catsuggest arsonist confirmed

[catsuggest]

[candycoatedplastic]

[valtsv]

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[cityelf]

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

[timetowar]

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[hallucin8]

Update:

“I can see your female presenting nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[penicillium-pusher]

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

[liturgically]

Why do i feel like i should live there?

[friendstvshow]

[fire-the-hylian]

Tumblr, December 18th 2018