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bakermercyj:

I do but not right now, because of the expansion of the bakery I expanded my apartment above it so I rented a month by month furnished place, but the spiders live there so I moved out.

I woulda cried if my favorite bakery was taken over by spiders. Hope you’re doing okay!

#d: mercedes #mercedes #d: all

alfredhudson:

Oh, Roxanne… I don’t play when it comes to Catfish.

I am so happy to hear this tbh, because I play all the time but also not when it comes to Catfish.

#d: alfred #alfred #d: all

jedidiahevans:

Yes. I can make you macaroni and cheese.

It also involves me bugging you for stupid shit like playing Trivial Pursuit and going to the beach.

#d: jedidiah #jedidiah #d: all

TEXTS || LOX

LAURA: But you're the real beauty

LAURA: 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 Good!

LAURA: I'm good! He's good too, I think.

LAURA: I had a really nice time with him.

ROXANNE: no you

ROXANNE: so when are you seeing him again

#t: laura #laura #t: all

TEXTS || ROLLY

HOLLY: You didn't answer my question about if you were alright.

HOLLY: That sounds rather dime a dozen, I don't think I'd call that a superhero. You, on the other hand, are a different story.

ROXANNE: i'm fine pls

ROXANNE: well then why don't you date me instead

#t: holly #holly #t: all

TEXTS || ROLLY

HOLLY: Thank you

HOLLY: Which pal? The sweet redheaded one?

HOLLY: I didn't realize Tybee had superheroes

HOLLY: Are you alright...?

ROXANNE: yeah

ROXANNE: i mean he's not

ROXANNE: blonde, beefy looking dude, obsessed with his dog and his bird because ofc

#t: holly #holly #t: all

TEXTS || ROLLY

HOLLY: It's not, I promise. I'm fine, don't worry yourself.

HOLLY: Again, how are you?

ROXANNE: okay i won't press yet

ROXANNE: meh

ROXANNE: the pal i was telling you about went on a date with fuckin superman

#t: holly #holly #t: all

TEXTS || ROLLY

HOLLY: Hello to you too.

HOLLY: Of course, I'm fine.

[...]

HOLLY: How are you?

ROXANNE: sounds fake feels fake

#t: holly #holly #t: all

TEXTS || ROLLY

ROXANNE: You good bugaboo?

#t: holly #holly #t: all #tybholly

roniclarke:

Melanin? I clearly don’t know her.

Tanning oil? Nope. I’ve tried a few things — sometimes, I was naïve and tried that fake tan shit and looked awful (let’s not talk about it) — but not tanning oils. I probably should, huh?

She a petty ass selective hoe. I got an in with her but I’m here to help a sister out.

That Jergins shit makes my skin crawl. Some people on Pinterest think that putting black tea bags on themselves will make their skin darker, but I think those are the same people who thought Lou and Debbie were “close gal pals.”

#d: veronica #veronica #d: all

pennyxowens:

Today started with a 55-year-old man arguing with me that he definitely had a heart attack every night this week… One, that’s impossible. And Two, he told me that he ate spicy foods practically every meal which he doesn’t normally do, so he definitely just had heartburn.

I’ll be drinking in the break room now if anyone needs me. And yes, I am off-shift, so don’t get any of your panties in a twist.

Do you secretly keep flasks in all those pockets?

#d: penny #penny #d: all

jessiebauer:

Is it weird that I miss school? Like, a lot? I’ve literally been going into the college every single day to program shit just because I miss the whole atmosphere. I mean, there is also the fact that I’ve been working on this video game for about a year and I’m still not finished. Am I too much of a nerd for this? I’m actually counting down the days until school starts again, ‘cause I wanna learn so much more about this stuff. I guess this shows you that I chose the right major, but… still! #BringBackCollege. I know most will disagree, but this girl needs to get back into the swing of things.

This says two things: one, you really like routine, and two, you need to be a teacher. Then you’ll be in school forever.

#d: jessica #jessica #d: all

roniclarke:

When I say that my favorite season is summer, I mean it. I love late nights and cookouts and fireflies and wearing minimal clothing. But with minimal clothing comes the need to constantly spray sunscreen on my pale skin so I don’t look even more red than my hair. Looking like a fuckin’ lobster or a tomato? Not a good look for me, so I envy y’all who can actually tan.

But if I do forget to wear sunscreen and end up lookin’ like a tomato I ask two things — 1) please laugh at me for being stupid. 2) don’t touch me ‘cause it will fucking hurt. This has been a PSA. Thank you for your time, Tybee.

#MoMelaninMoMoney

But in all seriousness, I keep seeing these Instagram ads for some tanning oil or some shit. Have you ever tried that?

#d: veronica #veronica #d: all

bakermercyj:

So I walk into my apartment after being away for a few days, and it seems I have been visited by a family of spiders. Okay well its only two but two makes a family and so I told those spiders it was either them or me, and it has been decided that I need to find a new place to live… but seriously how is everyone? Don’t forget to get your Fourth of July orders in!