LIZZIE 📲 MAX
MAX: are you sure we can't invite like 10k people
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LIZZIE 📲 MAX
MAX: are you sure we can't invite like 10k people
TEXT|| Max
Quinn: Not when I'm trying to read on a Saturday and he just wants to cuddle up next to me. He always falls asleep when I start reading aloud, and its for /his/ sake!
Quinn: I shouldn't say it. Ask Lizzie about thanksgiving.
Quinn: Shit. I'm sorry for bringing it up- it completely went over my head.
Quinn: Good luck. I tried to keep my wedding small but you know how many people ended up there. And I'm really not sure you want all of Ohio, theres a significant elderly population.
max: okay but reading is terrible and it makes me fall asleep too
max: i will.
max: nah it's okay! like i don't expect people to remember so you're good. it's nbd
max: oh yeah i don't think the grandpas and grandmas will be down to party with us
max: so maybe like
max: anyone under 50
( 📲 max & kitty. )
KITTY: Yes.
KITTY: And you should know one of my many skills involve finding last minute grooms. So don't try me, Maxwell.
KITTY: Puns aren't hot.
MAX: lizzie won't marry some rando tho
MAX: but puns are hot because i'm hot. i make them hot!!!
( 📲 max & ophelia. )
OPHELIA: yes
OPHELIA: it should had been my name all this fucking time
MAX: ur hotter than her though
MAX: and i don't think kris jenner can kill it at coachella like you
( 📲 max & andrea. )
ANDREA: Do you only miss my butt? :(
MAX: i also miss your face???
MAX: but like your ass is a+
( 📲 max & artie. )
ARTIE: Don't listen to Liz, you are the sexiest dancer ever
ARTIE: Send me videos, I'll be your personal cheerleader 😘
ARTIE: How have you been man? somehow I've managed to see Liz a bunch of times without bumping into you. Are you hiding from me?
MAX: THANK YOU
MAX: at least someone gets it
MAX: i'll send u videos of me dancing and not wincing/hurting my back i promise
MAX: LETS HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND
( 📲 max & aiden. )
AIDEN: me: mood
AIDEN: me: lets do it and not leave lizzie behind :)
AIDEN: me: as her man of honor, it only feels right to go on a getaway weekend with you
MAX: RIGHT
MAX: i have such great ideas
MAX: we need a boys night she can have girls night with all the ladies around here
( 📲 max & sebastian. )
SEBASTIAN: On a scale of 1-25 how attached are you to having a fiancé?
MAX: you didn't answer my question SEBASTIAN
MAX: i mean i'll ask but pretty sure we can hook up
( 📲 max & jackie. )
JACKIE: Max
JACKIE: Maaaaaax
JACKIE: More like 90 years!! It's been too long and it's honestly not fair!
JACKIE: Well I am even better now that I got this text from you! How about you?
MAX: i blame me
MAX: i'm the one who sucks i'm sO SORRY
MAX: aw ur the best
MAX: i'm good ya know just trying to convince lizzie to invite everyone in ohio to the wedding and she keeps saying no
( 📲 max & cat. )
MAX: your name on my phone is literally the cat emoji so that's fun
MAX: idk if i was drunk when i added you to my contacts
MAX: ( i prob was )
MAX: but hi i'm max
( 📲 max & sebastian. )
MAX: on a scale of 1-25 how hot do you find me
MAX: i'd say i'm like a 24.5 but that's just me
( 📲 max & jackie. )
MAX: jackie
MAX: jackieeeeeeeeeee
MAX: hi
MAX: it's been like 87 years since i've seen u. give or take
MAX: how are ya
( 📲 max & bailey. )
MAX: do you ever wonder if your hands are ever gonna get back to normal
MAX: bc i feel like my hands will like forever be stained ya feel me?
( 📲 max & artie. )
MAX: i think lizzie doesn't like it when i start trying out dance routines
MAX: which is rude
MAX: just because i can't dance like these girls doesn't mean i have to stop trying
MAX: ya know?
( 📲 max & andrea. )
MAX: i miss your ass
MAX: i mean what
MAX: lizzie does too lbr
MAX: anyway hi andrea
( 📲 max & aiden. )
MAX: me: the wedding isn't until next year
MAX: also me: aiden and i should have a lil getaway one weekend