Your Local Dissapointment

brb mom's yelling

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[shigraki]

is there tumblr drama? i would be invested in that.

like people arguing in text would be SO funny

Are you new here

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Kermit and his frog friends.

[slaying-mantis]

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[tics-deactivated20201202]

some wonderful additions from the notes

[loversdreamersandyou]

[dancinbutterfly]

I will never stop loving rabbit/rabbi jokes y’all. They’re just so pure.

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[cosmokitt]

Covid mood board

[cv-dazzle-deactivated20210726]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Me when I put all my energy into pretending to be chill when in reality everything bothers me deeply

[blackpyrefly]

having fried sex with my southern wife

[bunniope]

having poutine sex with my canada wife

[rnavka]

having great sex with both your wives

[neckkiss]

when you get a hug from a family member you barely know and you’re just there like

[chrisevansfanblog-blog]

so they put up these new signs at the ima and they make the whole thing feel very alice in wonderland kind of

but the ones with words on them are really great

[thatsnotyourpurse-deactivated20]

Literally, my internal monologue when I’m outside.

[heckoffmate]

Trans and nonbinary people when they wear something that makes them look more like their true identity:

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[albertserra]

Can’t put into words how hot this is to me

[inthefallofasparrow]

King of Cups

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[infirmux]

HELP ME

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