dont tell anyone

Annie, 18, ☯

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

duck emoji rates

my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10

i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird.  7/10

this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10

look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10

yuck. 2/10

ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10

this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10

a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10

i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10

this is a goose. 0/10

[sour-charity]

I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one

[pleatedjeans]

via

[tayintheflesh-deactivated201707]

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

[queenwhiskey]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[thedeskofdrychris]

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

[asak79]

[jessicaaatt]

tryna have this love

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[ryeisenberg]

[disneyydreams]

[p0perah-blog-blog]

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

[rose---gold-deactivated20130629]

what did i just read

[fuckinowned-deactivated20200424]

i am LAUGHING

[uremycocaine]

[thoughts-memories]

[isteiro]

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

man rihanna titties must be so happy. they always well moisturized, free bouncing in the sunlight. my titties always in some kind of contraption or stuffed under some dark sweater in this bitter ass cold. my titties probably depressed. nah this summer i’m treating my titties right riri style. sheer top no bra yup just me and my nipples my nipples and me

[sara-bellissimo-deactivated2016]

[lauragoodall]

Charlotte Morton (Chic) styled by The Helm

[beautifulthingss]

[seek-uncertainty]

[h-i-p-s-t-3-r-i-z-3-d]

*hipster blog*

[royal-moi]

MY FIRST GIF EVER

TOOK ME 2 HOURS

[royal-moi]

#tbt

[yeezys-girl]