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✧ Mostly QSMP and QSMP-related clips ✧ Lore, funnies, etc. ✧

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Love QSMP but can't keep up with every single streamer? Check out the VOD Timestamp Archive! If there’s a particular lore moment you missed live, you can find it in the archive. Timestamps include quotes, notable lore events, and funny interactions.

Want to help? Consider writing down a few timestamps when important things happen in the stream you're watching and send them my way!

Check out the archive: [ HERE ]

[ QSMP || Karmaland || MCC || Origins || DSMP || MCYT ]

There are a lot of fun, cool, and funny moments moments that get missed by the community or deleted by Twitch, so I made this blog to share my clips! I watch both English and Spanish content creators, and I do Subtitles and Translations when I can.

I’m not always able to add full transcripts to clips, so I highly recommend checking out @mcyt-transcribed if you want something more thorough! I’m just a guy doing things on the fly for fun.

If anyone needs help with context for QSMP or Karmaland lore, feel free to DM me.

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Cellbit: Ordem Paranormal 🔥

Roier: Enigma do Medo 🔥🔥🔥

In honor of today's Ordem Paranormal news, here's a little compilation of some classic "Enigma do Medo" moments with Roier and Cellbit.

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Rubius: Richard- do you have a gun, Richard?

Cellbit: No, they- they took all the guns from the Eggs.

Rubius: Ok, Richard... You are the special one, ok? [Hands Richarlyson a gun]

Richarlyson: [Turns around and shoots Cellbit twice]

Rubius: NO- WAIT WAIT WAIT-

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Richarlyson: I will do not say why I learned minimum Spanish at all. Two possible reasons: I am wanted in 3 countries, I read fanfiction. You can choose.

Jaiden: [Laughs]

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Rivers: I don't have a house and I'm poor, BUT! I'll give you the world, ok? Everything will be yours.

Roier: Awww. I don't think so.

Richarlyson: LET'S GO TOGETHER!! >:D

Rivers: So forget about your dads.

Roier: [Laughs] No way, no Richarlyson, no! Don't pay attention to her, she's crazy.

Rivers: Of course.

Richarlyson: A much better and bigger house than Pa Roier?

Rivers: Yes.

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Pac: RICHARLYSON! Forgive my son- Richarlyson, stop showing your ass to Cucurucho! Filho, what is this? [Laughs] You're going to get us both killed, careful- look what happened to your uncle Tubbo!

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Thank you Egg admins!

I wish Richarlyson's admin and all the other QSMP admins well in their future endeavors! Here's my silly little tribute to the Favela Five family, who I absolutely fell in love with thanks to this server. 💕 (Sorry I couldn't fit everyone! OTL)

Richarlyson is the second Egg who's make me bawl my eyes out until I have a headache, but I forgive him. He's given me more than enough laughs over the last few months to make up for it. :')

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Etoiles: [Reading Richarlyson's sign] "It looks so cute" it's really good. And what's your favorite? It's because my mother is doing- is doing them, like, she's doing crazy mkhabez, and like, when I eat it, I forget all my problems. I think it's like- it's like drug for me. It’s like cocaine. [Laughs] I never did cocaine in my life, but I think mkhabez is the same effect. It’s the same effect for me.

[Note: Mkhabez are a type of Algerian pastry.]

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Richarlyson: i am taking sun

Phil: The moon is out.

Richarlyson: dont tell me its night tio. i do not believe on signs and astrology.

Phil: I mean—

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Mike: I'll hold you son, I'll hold you son.

[They all "Awww"]

Mike: Increase the speed, increase the speed! I'm holding you. Faster faster faster! Faster! I'm holding my son, I'm holding my son! He's not gonna fall, he's not gonna fall– he's right here with me.

[Pac and Mike both laugh, and Fit smiles as he looks at both of them]

Fit: Yeah, doin' good!

Pac: Hold– oh my– Mike, if you don't hold him, he's gonna break, he's gonna break!

Fit: He's gonna get scrambled!

Mike: [Lets Richarlyson go temporarily and encourages him] Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Nice, you managed to endure the– [Pac stands behind Mike and hugs him] Oh, you're holding me!

Pac: If you fall–

Mike: Hold Pac Fit, hold Pac Fit!

Pac: Nobody gonna fall!

Fit: Okokokok there you go. [He hugs Pac from behind too, and they all laugh, cheering on Richarlyson]

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Mine (aka Mike's wife, aka Barb) tweeted this video with this caption attached, and I couldn't get it out of my head, so here's a little edit of that video with Mike and Richarlyson because the thought made me laugh. 😅

[ Original Tweet ]

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Cellbit: There's Eggs! THERE'S A BRAZILIAN EGG!

Quackity: Do you guys have a name for it? Do you guys have a name for it?

Cellbit: [After asking Chat for name ideas] Richarlyson! Richarlyson, please!

[Less than 5 minutes later]

Cellbit: Richarlyson tried to kill me! 😨

Quackity: Why is your Egg so violent?!

2 years ago today, the Brazilians joined QSMP, and on that same day, we were introduced to our favorite charming little rascal: Richarlyson! Feliz aniversário Richarlyson 🇧🇷💛

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[hopefghniki]

With QSMP 2 just around the corner, there's a lot of confusion and misinformation going around in regards to the infamous "QSMP admins scandal" of 2024, and there hasn't been a convenient and accessible way to familiarize yourself with the situation... until today.

How Quackity Studios Got Away With Workplace Abuse provides a timeline of the events that transpired between March 3, 2024 and May 24, 2024, a detailed description of the issues revealed by the ex-admins, and addresses some discourse concerns that I’d seen floating around.

You can read it as a Google document, or watch it as a YouTube video. (Though please note that the video version will not contain any information or changes added to the document post initial release and might have different wording to accommodate for the different format.)

Special thanks to everyone who had supported and helped me with this project! <3

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Phil: Oh, there's nothing better than like, an ice-cold glass of water on a summer day, oh my fcking god.

Phil: [Laughs] I just remembered something Baghera told us, oh my god. [Puts his hand over his face and laughs again] We were like, in Brazil—this is an old-ass story—

Reminiscing on the Brazil trip, and the story Baghera told that made Jaiden and Charlie Slimecicle cry-laugh.

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Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. [Trying not to laugh]

Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good."

Milo: Is that a gay high school reference? Holy fck.

Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy though. 🤷🌈

Condi: This is the gay high school guy, you didn't know that?

Milo: Oh my god, you are!

Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. Not by choice.

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Happy 1 Year Anniversary to the QSMP!

Unfortunately, I don't have any time to do a fun little video compilation of clips like I wanted to, so instead, here's a revamp of one of my favorite silly edits I've done for this series so far! :'D