your sweetheart psychopathic crush

“I'm not trying to be this cool girl. If you're trying to be something you're not it's s l o w l y going to bite you in the butt.” @bellahadid: guys I'm a professional break dancer now I forgot to tell u

[chrhemsworth]

Ringing in 2018 by myself and I’m okay with it. Hopefully everyone rings in the new year responsibly! 

[royalnbella-blog]

Responsibly? What are you? 60?

[thissebstan]

Why did I think that taking the plunge in the lake was a good idea? I feel terrible today, clogged nose, itchy throat… help?

[royalnbella-blog]

'Cause it’s fun as fuck? Or you were utterly drunk and didn’t think it through. I don’t know how to help you, I usually stay away from ill people. Some find it helpful. 

[blogofkendall]

Bella Hadid via Instagram

[justgigihadid]

December 30: Gigi via Instagram Stories.

[royalnbella-blog]

jelenagnoura:

You need to figure out how to tell me stories, because right now I am between mad and worried. What were you wearing in said club if your shirt was on a chair? 

Are you worried about the shirt and mad because you think I got naked in a club or the other way around? I was wearing a crop top. I was hot. In my defense... I love you?

[royalnbella-blog]

jelenagnoura:

You adorable liar. What did you do to it? And what shirt? 

You need to work on your trust issues, Gee. One moment it was on the chair, the next it was gone! Said chair happened to be in a club. You’ll figure out which one eventually because you, uhm, liked it.

[royalnbella-blog]

You cute little thing! I forgot to tell you that I borrowed a shirt from your wardrobe a few days ago and it went missing. It simply disappeared. You should forgive me because I’m being honest. @jelenagnoura

[bel-hadid]

Bella Hadid for Vogue Korea January 2018

[zendaycoolman]

I know it’s looks weird but actually I’m starting to enjoy my ice baths. It’s a time where everything else just shuts up and all that matter is me being there. It’s crazy. Whenever I leave my mind is at ease. Enough to make me remember that I haven’t finished my Christmas shop. So you have any ideas for a 5year old?

[royalnbella-blog]

Girl. It is fucking crazy. How long did it take you to actually bring yourself to enjoy it? I watch your video and all I can feel is pain. Kudos, though. I admire the bravery, I have to admit. As for gifts... I’m the worst when it comes to gifts, don’t even ask.

[bellahadidsource]

Chrome Hearts Eyewear x Bella Hadid 

[royalnbella-blog]

enochalready:

Hey! That’s not… okay, it’s probably more realistic, if you put it this way. She’s definitely something else. I thought you were all busy and booked out for the rest of the year? And you weren’t all alone, Teddy and Bowie were with you, although, given, they’re not really talkative. I won’t forget, because I know, if I do, you’ll remind me. Did you just say “wink”? Funny girl.

Exactly how it works. Big bashes aren’t my thing, but these spontaneous ones - watch me conquer. It sure was, although Gigi did at least half of the planning and execution.

Thanks for not fighting me on that one. We both know the truth. Believe it or not, I’m less busy these days and you were too far to be delighted by my presence more than usual. Shame. Talkative or not, they are entertaining, you’re right on that one. I’m trying to teach them tricks. I tried with “bring momma some food” - it’s not going well, in care you’re wondering. You know me so well now, when did this happen?

As if she wouldn’t help you throw an epic one tonight, too! Just ask and you’ll get. I can help! ... by staying out of the way.

[royalnbella-blog]

enochalready:

Yes, we are. And I bring her back safe and sound, too. Hey, it wasn’t that long, just a week after that great Thanksgiving break we had at your family’s. Next time I’ll invite you along, no third wheeling needed. There’s nothing to third wheel anyway.

Yes, I said party and you, my friend, are exactly the right party guest for this kind of thing.

More like she brings you back safe and sound. Let’s not forget who’s the most bad-ass between you two. A whole fucking week without her is a fucking lot when you’re home alone with nothing to do. I happily accept the invite in advance. Make sure you don’t “forget”. I’m sure there isn’t. Wink.

Aw. I’ll take that as a big compliment. You plan it, I’ll bring the fun. You’re pretty rad at the planning part anyways. My birthday was memorable.

[enochalready]

My birthday was last night, but since I’ve just returned from a pretty perfect break in Brazil, how about an impromptu party tonight? I’d love to catch up with you all!

[royalnbella-blog]

You’re finally back! Good. I missed my sister and next time you plan to kidnap her for this long, I better get an invite to third wheel. I don’t even care.

ANYWAYS, back to the point. Happy belated birthday blah blah blah did you say party? Count me in.

[ewnxmcgrgor]

I’m trying to decide what to get the kids for christmas, and its a lot harder than I thought. Husbands are a lot easier to shop far. I think I may have that backwards. 

Hows everyones christmas shopping going?

[royalnbella-blog]

I can’t help you. I can’t even figure out what to get my dogs for Christmas, let alone kids. Get them like the trendiest toys? I don’t know, I’d like to be more helpful but this isn’t going well. If you raised them right, they’ll love anything.

[bel-hadid]

Bella via Instagram

[dittoswan]

I think that what’s so beautiful about make-up is that, if you love it and you feel beautiful wearing it, you can wear as much as you like. But if you feel you don’t need to or if you don’t like to, that’s also fine too. It’s something that can empower you if you want it to but if not then so be it. So the message towards young girls is to just be who you want to be. Make-up is a powerful thing and nowadays it gives so many girls so much confidence. It’s sometimes an intense subject but you can learn so much now and if you love it, you can learn exactly how do to it – but it should never be stressful. It’s a fun thing.

[rylblunt]

I can’t believe it is almost December 1st! This year has gone by so quickly, and I cannot tell you how excited I am to be decorating the Christmas Tree this year, with my husband! Who’s already gotten out their tree and put all their ornaments on?

[royalnbella-blog]

You have a husband who probably listens to you because he wants to get laid. I have a stubborn sister who’s overly excited about Christmas and wanted to put up decorations before December. I worked hard to convince her to wait.