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ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ < I'VE GOT THE BEST IDEA FURR A FIC ABOUT THIS!!!

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

PLEASE DO SO.

I WOULDST ALL LIKE TO READ IT.

[royalshippurr]

(ノ￣ー￣)ノ < IF I WRITE IT SCRIPT STYLE THEN WE CAN ACT IT OUT RIGHT AWAY!!

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

YOUR KIND WORDS MAKE A BROTHER’S PUSHER SWELL WITH FEELINGS OF THE MOST FLUSHED RED. 

[royalshippurr]

(*°∀°) < AWWWW!! YOU'RE PURRECIOUS! I SHOULD WRITE MORE SMUT OF US!!!

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

CAN THOU BLAME THIS WORTHLESS SERVANT? :o)

[royalshippurr]

ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ < YOU'RE A V3333RY USEFUL SERVANT, SHHHH.

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

AYE, I DESERVE NO LESS FOR MY DEVIANCE.

:)

[royalshippurr]

( ͒˃⌂˂ ͒) < EW, YOU'RE SO EAGER!! H33H33!

[royalshippurr]

jestire replied to your post:（＞д＜） < WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO YOU!!

IT’S A CLOSE CALL BETWEEN ME BEING A HUGE ASSHOLE AND THEM BEING HUGE ASSHOLES. WE MAY NEED A PHOTO FINISH TO DECIDE.

（≧▼≦；) < MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO ABRASIVE, LOL!!

[royalshippurr]

（＞д＜） < WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO YOU!!

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

NOW MY SECRET IS OUT. WOE IS ME.

ALL I DESERVE IS PUNISHMENT BY THY ROYAL HAND.

[royalshippurr]

╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮ < MOG! YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!! BAD BOY.

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

AM I WRONG, THOUGH?

[royalshippurr]

(〜￣△￣)〜 < NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE A PURRVERT. NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW!!!

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

I AGREE. IT IS CERTAINLY STRANGE, CONSIDERING I AM MUCH MORE USED TO OUR CONVERSATIONS BEING MORE… INTIMATE. PRIVATE.

[royalshippurr]

〜(￣△￣〜) < THE WAY YOU SAY THAT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A PURRVERT, H33H33.

[jadedmartyr-deactivated20151021]

:)

MOST GRACIOUS SALUTATIONS FOR THEE, BELOVED.

[royalshippurr]

(♡＠﹏ ＠)ﾉ < HOW ARE YOU!! IT'S SO WEIRD THAT WE'RE TALKING ON HERE, H33H33. IT'S ALMOST LIKE EXHIBITIONISM!

[royalshippurr]

┏(｀ー´)┛ < YOU'RE HERE!! I'M SO EXCITED! HI!

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

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royalshippurr

BEFORE I GO OFFLINE FOR GOOD TONIGHT, I JUST, I HAD A QUESTION.

IS IT HYPOCRITICAL FOR ME TO WANT TO HAVE A FLING WITH A MUTANT THAT ISN’T EVEN ON ALTERNIA ANYMORE? OR FOR ME TO SAY THAT MY MOIRAIL IS BETTER THAN OTHERS OF HIS BLOOD COLOR?

[royalshippurr]

(´Ο∇Ο) < I DON'T THINK SO!!! NO ONE IS PURRFECT, JUST BECAUSE YOU ACCEPT LOWBLOODS IN THEIR IMPURRFECTION DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A BAD GUY OR A HYPOCRITE!!

[royalshippurr]

ι(｀ロ´)ノ < EFURRYONE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES, SCARING OFF THE POOR GUY LIKE THAT!!

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

YEAH, MAYBE. IT’S RIDICULOUS TO WATCH PEOPLE DISRESPECT YOU FROM YOUR BLOOD COLOR WHEN IT’S OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR. THAT’S WHY THERE IS HIGHBLOODS AND LOWBLOODS, AND EVERYONE HAS THEIR PLACE. YOU’RE EMPRESS IN YOUR TIMELINE, I’M GOING TO BE A SUBJUGGLATOR, AND LOWBLOODS ARE LABORERS. THAT’S HOW THE EMPIRE SURVIVES.

[royalshippurr]

s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ < OF COURSE!! IT WOULD BE R333333ALLY WEIRD TO THINK OTHERWISE! MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT THEIR PLACE. THAT'S REALLY SAD.

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

I’M FINE. YOU WOULD HONESTLY BE DISGUSTED BY HOW FREQUENT THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS AROUND HERE. HIGHBLOODS GET NO RESPECT.

[royalshippurr]

(⁎˃ᆺ˂) < NO ONE HAS DISRESPECTED ME YET! I GUESS I'M JUST LUCKY??

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

MY MOIRAIL TOLD ME TO BE NICE, THEN THEY ENDED UP KICKING ME ANYWAY SINCE IT WAS THEIR CHAT ROOM. SUCH BULLSHIT. THERE’S ONLY ONE MUTANT I KNOW EVEN REMOTELY WORTHY OF ANY RESPECT AND HE STILL KNOWS HIS MOTHERFUCKING PLACE, UNLIKE THESE ASSHOLES.

[royalshippurr]

٩(๑`ȏ´๑)۶ < I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD TO PUT UP WITH SUCH DISRESPECT!!! ARE YOU OKAY????

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

THANKS, I GUESS. I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE CHAT FOR REFUSING TO LET SOME RANDOM MUTANT AND A PACK OF ALIENS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

[royalshippurr]

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ < EWWW! MOG THAT'S SO GROSS!!! WHY ARE MEW LETTING A MUTANT AND A BUNCH OF ALIENS BE SO BOSSY???