The Royal We

A podcast, just barely.

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The House That Fart Built

Its a weird rambly one this week as we stumble through thoughts on Chinese school strippers, weird taxidermy, free chicken for life, making bank as a fetish worker and other weird stuff.

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Swaller Stampede

Nates back from America with warnings of the upcoming heartland Butter Wars and we talk long distance donkers, robots that trick kids, Hamburger the Motion Picture and more. Its dy-no-mite!

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Mystical Conditions

As another power hour comes to a close we ask you to please consult your local psychic medium if you have any information on the Deer Woman, Romani curses, or Egyptian zoos. 

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80's Chlogin

Part 2 of a power hour is where you want to be. We talk about a lot of classic goof grease topics: the 80's, drinking ghost liquids,  arm pits in Japan. You know, normal stuff. 

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That Works

Nate escaped the heat of the Taiwan sun and fled to America, so here's the beginning to another power hour. These are like any classic trilogy, we find it in the second one, and lose it in the third. Look forward to that. 

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Sex Tourism

Some chunky grease this week as we wind down the end of our 3 part power hour. Guys, be cool, don't fuck animals. 

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Out of Hand

Things get outta hand this week as we talk about Nazi teacher wrestlers, 100% Angus Young, and science is on a roll blastin' metal and making flys pop.

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Colonel Marines

It's part one of the Power Hour and we get the grease going with a cannibal rat ghost ship, wasper sex, and a years old typo that links to Aliens. Oh, and peeing? You've been doing it wrong.

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Just Floss

On a very special Friday the 13th recording, we get real creeped out by the goof grease. Hard to say what was the spookiest story, but probably the bit coin toothbrush. 

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Dog Thoughts

It's a goofy one this week folks. We talk about the old colors, elected canine officials, the best thing a robot could ever do, and we fall right into the chowder talking about the nether realm that is dead animal thoughts.Stick with with us.

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Human Tool

We've got a guy that ate hundreds of cats, another guy that's chewing stuff out of wood, Tony the Tiger might have just come out of the closet, and Sam takes some hard stances. No Free Legs!

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Digital Quagmire

We are back this week with some great Goof Grease for ya! We've got famous sexbots making choices, Taco-Arbys mix-a-roos, and Burger King Russia is up to some next level nonsense...

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Half-Assed Everything

We know you folks like'em sloppy! You like'em sloppy right? The biggest of orgies, dispatching raccoons, whiskey for your armpits and a lot more.

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About Ants, as Ants

Lots of goofs this week. We have real talk about why you should never glare at your horse, Nate tells the source of all his jokes, and we take the bear out for some ice cream.

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Hole of Legend

We pull ourselves out of the chowder for a quick tactical strike. We talk about hair to bread ratios, stoned cavemen and the invention of air, and apparently some jabroni says pain pills made him gay. We have our suspicions.

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Spider and Wasp

We're back again with some quality Goof Grease in the form of nonsense headlines. We're talking about professional Fatso's, holy toilets, Guinness World Records is making stuff up, human pet houses, the epic lives of spiders and we ask the real question... are you willing to kill your beast?

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Ra-Tking

We dive right in this week and ramble on about time travelers, surviving in pharaoh times, future-past rat kings, moon gorillas... the list goes on.

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