Electronic Music's Answer To Pauly Shore

Roy. 24. Courier. Musician. Jedi Master.

[uannsett-deactivated20211214]

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

[palpatinesuggestion]

do it.

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[bidenmemes]

[sobeitjayt]

You gotta accept that some people just dont want you 

[sobeitjayt]

and that they out they damn mind cause you a great catch

[barbarajreadytoplay]

Stranger Things (2016)

[retroscifiart]

Painting by Ingo Swann from Omni Magazine June 1979

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

lmfao

[iv-fischer]

what in the fuck does this say

[blonded004]

aye Moira yer spot on am oam the protein

[roymitchell]

God, I love my Scottish brethren.

[770rd]

[astriiformes]

Portal GO

you don’t find cool things you just run while your phone mocks you

[roymitchell]

"I gave your nickname to someone else."

[almondpeach-deactivated20160222]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

[honted]

i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”

[roymitchell]

Me as a child.

[higheramerica]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

[melly-bell]

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

[churchyardgrim]

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

[joshpeck]

all hail the baby cannon

[shit-before-the-shovel]